BEAST-LAND

This was called challenge 25 land until we just made the best film ever. i still didnt find them drawings, so thats not good, but i did make a nice sarny.

i went on the swings, it was good. if you aint been on in ages, have a go, its better than you thing.

this is at that new job, the people sit in the chair and i take their photo. its really boring.

at asda, they are suppose to challenge 25, as in if you look younger than fucking 25, then you get I.Ded. so its like if you look seven years older than the age, then they still identified you. im fucked, cause if i look 14 now, then ive got another 11 years until im all good to go. ill prob have kids and a morgage.

fan.i found this good drawing at work on the pad in reception. its the most ridiculous shit ever.

who knows about squeezy jam at work???? i had wickedland on toast. 12 times!!!

on sunday night i seen son of rambow, its was dead good and nost al jick. it was good. after the cinema, it had rained a bit, and there was bare frogs everywhere. i seen this dead one. i fucking hate creepy wet frogs.



these are my drawings from the other week in hub bar on braunstone gate. you may recognise love rat with a little 5 o clock shadow.

i dead senior gyming lifting one million killer grams.

parties this way everyone!!!!

I MADE A VERY NICE SANDWICH HERES HOW YOU CAN TOO

have a little go.

get some nice cheese, if your greater is lost, just break it up into little bits.

bang it on the grill,
cheese on bread it.
look at the chicken...

put it on
put on some sliced choritzo's,
lettuce (OBV TROPICAL)
i love this way tinned sweetcorn tastes, its so my favourite. as i type this kyle is saying "green giant, HO HO HO", so you make up your own mind...
more choritzo...

i healthy dollop of mayonaise...
done, if you like em, then copy em innit, and taste em...these ones were actually really really nice.
its on fire, its so nice.
cross-section.
even Rose had a little bosh of some of it.

THIS IS A MOVIE, not a love song.

BEAST - starring sam, billy and kyle.

NICE TRY, INZANE...

he tried to get away, but zane lowe is this weeks wasteman of the week. fucking ridiculous, new music, radio 1 "dj" new band loving, advert voicing over, aussie, smug gonzo, thinking he is so good cunt. i cannot stand him, and the reason he is this weeks wasteman of the week is an advert for radio one i seen at the cinema.

all the presents come out and talk a little bit about there show, and it is good, you know.. fun to watch. gives you a little look at what they do and that. just when you think its all over, and you head is going "yeah, ok man..nice advert, you know..." fucking dickhead INZXANER comes out, and says something shit at the end. i cant find the video anywhere, but the impression you get is that it just has to be about him, and for that he is a wasteman of the week.

TUT UP LAND

hello. im a bit pissed off to be honest. i drew 3 really good drawings at work on saturday and i cannot find em anywhere to scan! its fucking gay! i hope they are in my locker at work. if i find em, i will stick em on.

here are some drawings though, clock the mental alan hansen.

this is the day i went to the driving range with dan, its was a right fucking run around! we went everywhere. i smashed this car windscreen with one punch.

so when i got to dans at 10 he realised he had left his clubs at his grandma's who lived near south wigston somewhere. when we got there, she wasnt in, so we broke into his uncles back garden to steal his clubs.

then we had to bike ride across leicester to humberston, but dan got a flat tire, so we got back to his and got the bus instead.

we got there and i was battering it, hole in one this, i got it the furthest that... then i fucking smacked it at some blokes head. BANG KNOCK OUT.

dan wasnt as good as me.we seen this creepy mask outside the towers hospital in the garden bit. scray innit?

then we go the bus back.

YES! more like constant win, nevermind 1 in 4! FUCK YOU! i got a cheese burger, 100 pounds off a thomas cook holiday, 35% off a magazine subscription, and a pound off at HMV.

this is still the king of juice. you must try it.
i seen this on the pavement.

i had a job interview on tuesday at the council office for a job taking photo's for peoples i.d cards. i got the job. on the way out of town i seen fucking trampy bird man with, fucking big suprise...i load of fucking birds. what a twat.

sorry you have to tilt your head sideways. near sammys house, i seen some div hanging out of his car pushing his bin up the drive as he pulled in. what a lazy king.

thats about it really, im going to go and make a good sandwhich, then i need to type up my c.v

dont forget to sign the guestbook, it is right at the bottom of the page.

EDIT* i forgot to add, im going to do a new feature, called wasteman of the week. this week its the fucking sorry arsed twat who presents balls of steel. i hate his scripted, unfunny fucking bollocks, you know where all the jokes are going and he is just a twat. fuck him. his name is mark nolan, and he is the first fucking wasteman of the week.

WHAT-A-HERO-LAND

hiya, its been about a week again. i brought a new bluetooth thing, but it was only a fiver so that was ok. sammy brought a double bed, so thats good. thats about it really, all the rest is on here.

to start off, here are some drawings.




he's been caught innit.

the guy at the front is called junior gyming, because he is wedge, but not the most muscles youve ever seen.

on sunday, ben had a lovely BBQ and it was wicked. it was raining, but we were all well well smug because we were under cover hahaha. here is kyle barbequing some things.

aaron was snapping away.
3...2...1...WIICKEEERDLLAAARRNDD!!!

then, because of a bet billy kyle and dan made, we went down to pebble beach, so kyle could be wrapped up in bubble wrap and kicked into the water. it was so cold.

can you tell dan is a smoker? my role-model.


he's getting ready for it. psycing himself up.

VIDEOOO

this is one with girth.

also, i had some of that nice juice again, but this time i had a big one.

WICKED-LAND SANDWICH MASTER CLASS 2

this is how to make another nice sandwich.

get a good nice bit of seeded baguette.

tropical lettuce

cheese

get the rest of the tatty salad.

fucking bang it on!

put some lovely salty, dry sandwich bacon on too!

admire it a bit, have a look at what you have made and that.

thanks gerry, you really shown us how to do a good sandwich. he is happy with it.


thanks alot for looking.