GOT TO BE REAL QUICK

you may have seen this on facebook yesterday:

This is a stub from coach ticket back from luton airport to leicester. I wasin luton because i was supposed to be flying to bulgaria at 9.50 tonight. turns out the 23rd is tommorow, not today and subsequently meansthat you should deffinately double check your tickets and make sure youget to the airport on the right day.unlike me. a coach to leicester and back down to luton tommorow was£27.70, a lot cheaper than spending the night and all of tommorow in a holiday inn room.



so ive been at home all day today waiting to leave out again. my coach leaves town in 40 minutes, and this is a job i forgot about having to do before i leave. here is quickedland.



jake got beat by 64 year old dave in a arm wrestle. jake is 17.



went into town with jamie and seen three indian women getting a stranger to take their picture. it made us laugh, they werent even in the new bit of the shires.

hmv sells clothes. clothes for people who just watch dvds and play games and have no idea how to dress.

this woman was begging attention in town too. sat on the floor when there were perfectly good benches next to her. fuck hippie types. just jumped up tramps.

i stayed up late and got fucked over by the new tiger woods. as you can see, i had to complete the challenge in 6 strokes or less. i did. it was a friday, and i had to be up the next morning for work at 6:30. you know when its really late and simple things on games become really hard? it was like that but i promised i would stay up late, and feel fucked the next day to complete it. this was at 1:20, when i found out i could have just had a nice early night.

the next morning keiran made a really easy sausage and cheese sandwhich for breakfast using cocktail sausages.

this was my lunch on saturday.

as i explained above, i travelled to luton yesterday. on the way there, on an empty coach this 17 year old pakistani girl came and sat with me for a bit. she didnt shut up. she told me about everything to do with her life, including her boyfriend of three months who is from turkministan and his nickname is chiki wiki. her dad doesnt know about him. she was trying to get me to call her a paki too because then i knew she was pakistani and not indian. i disproved religion by explaining about divine intervention and how innocent good muslims are dying in the floods and she left me alone.

this woman picked up frankie boyells book at the whsmiths in the airport and was quoting bits out loud and laughing. this was not long before i found out i was checking in for the wrong flight. people laughed at me when the woman told me my flight was tommorow.

i have to go now, that really was quickedland, so expect i expect spelling mistakes.

MANS A BADMAN BRUV

not really a jeremy kyle watcher, but this guy is well funny. he is a pure man slag, who is really full of himself. he is on with his girlfriend, and at one point he winks at this girl in the audience. give it a watch if you get time.

PEOPLE DRESSED IN THE SAME COLOUR

hello, a lot of these photos are from summer sundae, just pictures that i took on my phone instead of my camera. dan has just gone to royal chicken, ive got washing hanging out and i need to have a shower and that.



you have to look closely but this guys hair is genius. he are not in middle america mate. he had a shaved head with the rankest pony tail ever. what would make him think this is the way to do it?


i love new walk. it used to be a cultural epicentre of leicester, and was the first part of central town to get renovated. then they built the job centre at the bottom and everything went wrong.


like jake told me, they have fluff in tk maxx now. go get some if you wanna try it. im bored of it now to be honest, had too much of it too quick, ive got full jars sat in my room that i dont wanna touch.

had a badmans lunch break with billy on wednesday, it was so hot and lovely.


this was the weather thursday at work. jake walked with me round to tesco.

if your not a grime guy, skip to 1:13. if you are listen and enjoy it.







SOME TESCOS BAG ON YOUR HEAD WHEN ITS RAINING MANDEEEEEM




this was in the musician tent at summer sundae. the rain was annoying, but we got our weekend off to a good start with by the rivers. listen to some of their music here.




seen this guy setting up for the band that was on next. his hat was the same quilted pattern.




yes police mans trousers. i saw him picking up bottles and binning them. i bet when he was going through bobby school he seen like an action montage of his career in his head. jumping over car bonnets, catching master criminals... not being a fluorescent litter picker.




there a bulmers tent where they were giving free drinks of bulmers. its still shit. its not magners and magners isnt strongbow. safe for free though. i won loads of frisbees from them too.







this girl lauren had the best horse wellies ever. it was like a photograph of a painting all stretched around them.


everyone was taking loads of pictures.




chris was 11. battering the strongbow.




the brent-meister-general was in attendance.




walking home one day i got proper soaked. i kept thinking that i was going home to have a shower anyway, so it didnt matter.




when i got back to the park there was a rubicon van giving out free cans of rubicon. it was like a fucking dream come true. look at that for a vehicle livery too, genius.




he has probably got kids ay. only when i come to upload these pictures i spotted alot of them were people dressed all in one colour.





the worst cloud came over us saturday. we were all chilling at the tents, it was proper sunny, and then you could see the rain coming across the field. it battered it down.




someone made me this badge, and it means "fuck knows" good innit.




i like t-shirts like this. they suit these find of blokes. i hate seeing young people in slogan t-shirts.




i was pissed out of my head and really annoying to these two girls. i wanted a photo of there tshirts to show kyle. i think it comes across on their faces that i was being well annoying. fuck them, they look like dickheads anyway.




at what point do you think "im going to have two banded crocks of shit on my face"? festival wanker.




jodi started a fight with this massive girl, and it ended up in jodi getting bit on the back of her thigh. look at poor will trying to calm things down. dont you think the hench girl looks like a lion?







i went to the pub to watch liverpool vs arsenal on sunday too. on my own. i bought a little bottle of orange juice and a can of irn bru (which the barman opened for me, and i wasnt happy about this because its almost the best bit innit?) and they cost £3.80 together. i had a 2 pound coin out thinking 'that should cover it'.






seen this number plate on the way upto football monday night. how embarrassing. it was a young asian chap, who due to religious ties is probably still a virgin. there is no problem with that, but you dont get a number plate named after a sexual position do you?



new twix ting at work. it looks from the picture on the box a bit like a mars delight but with caramel in the middle. it looks good.


thats all for now, ill try to squeeze in a little one before i go to bulgaria on sunday, because internet might not be doing alot out therrrre.

SUMMER SUNDAE 2010

here are some photos from summer sundae 2010. while i was away for the weekend, my computer broke, so im doing this at my mum and dad's. its a joke, it broke because of a windows update, and although i hardly lost anything becuase i had most of it backed up, i lost some stuff and programmes. i cant find the disc for the internet, so ive got to ring virgin tommorow to get that sorted.

so yeah, if there isnt a post for a few days its because i cant be bothered to go to the library. im going bulgaria next week, so ill deffo get it on before that. also, when the post does come, the linear of it might be a bit odd. think of it like star wars. this is like a look into the middle segment of the next weekly post. cool den blessid family



BY THE RIVERS

WALKING HOME SATURDAY MORNING

DIANA VICKERS

PYER MUD RUDE BOY

BREAKFAST ON MY TODD SUNDAY MORNING

THOSE FORRUWS

3 A SIDE CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE. SKINS FC

MY LITTLE SISTER

SKEPTA

SILENT DISCO

like i said, back soon.