BIRO LOVE

A couple of quick biro doodles from last week

This is my shit at the minute

NEW PODCAST: 042 - WE'RE BACK!

After a few weeks off we are back with our first podcast of 2014. Myself and Bradley Andrews get stuck into a few things that've come to our attention of late, namely Justin Bieber, Adnan Januzaj with the Nandos girl and the Grammys.

CHUMBLR 022

Ayooooooo It's been a hot minute since I did one of these posts but here we go. Here is a bunch of stuff I've seen all over the internet. Some really inspiring stuff!

first one is the work of Carson Ellis, how fucking wonderful is that?

STRIKE A POSE

Yo what it do, what it do. It's friday, so you know what that means, brand new Wickedland shit for you to enjoy. Open a can of something delicious and finish it before the bottom of this post.

Birdman in a brand new coat! This looks to me like on a fighting game when you unlock a characters second outfit or whatever, like a variation on the shit he normally wears but in a slightly different colour. I was so drawn in by this photo opportunity that I stepped right out into the road towards him without looking and so nearly got hit by a bus.

Greggs continue with this exhausting eat in/ take out price different thing they do, trying to brand themselves like a fucking starbucks or something.

Peep game, you pay the extra 13p and you get to stand in this little store. No seats, don't make that mistake. You just get to stand all but 5 feet away from some beady eye'd bat who no doubt would start to make small talk with you, and for that privilege you pay an extra 20%.

I helped my mum sort out her CDs and whatever for a new ipod I forced her to buy. Whipping through them and I forgot what a spice Shania Twain was, I mean fucking jesus, look at this. Bear in mind this was the fucking 90s and Shania is calm, looking like this.

Dan and his sister Emma had a photoshoot for a present for his Dan from his Dads girlfriend or something and this was the photo. How nice does Dan look? How wholesome? Some of the absolute states I've seen this bloke in and here he is looking like butter wouldn't melt.

We were round Dans because his sister was having a leaving party because she was going travelling. We were all drunk and I figured this little baby out. check it out.

Take the Malteasers...

Take the Chocolate cheesecake...

Put the malteasers on the chocolate cheesecake and voila! Malteaser cheesecake. Can you imagine how amazing this tasted?

Max thought it would be appropriate to 'American Pie' my toilet when we got back to mine. He has this fucking habit of hiding things and fucking things up at my house, I wish he would fucking stop it.

Man like Tom played for St Andrews as they beat Rushden and Diamonds 2-0 last Saturday, we saw him out that night, gas mark 10

We were all so very drunk, and Ghost was so very dark, this is the best I could offer you.

This guy! His name was Zee and he was the fucking don at thumb wars. He gave us an absolute pasting and shown us some really super innovative techniques.

He was to thumb wars what Bruce Lee is to Kung Fu cinema. He was the thumb war steve jobs. He took that shit vuuuuur seriously

Have you ever seen a car bombing around a one way roundabout the wrong way? I did the other night, it was spectacular. Like a fat girl crying trying to push her way back into a club at closing time against the tide of human traffic it just didn't seem quite right. Sure, Technically it all works but it's just not how it's meant to be done.

Tazmyns cat was seriously trying it with me, man. I'm sure this guy read my tweets when I was saying that cat people just let cats do mental things and absolutely love it. 'awww look, my cat is sat on my dinner because it's warm, bless him.' 'Awwww, look, my cat changed the channel on the TV because he doesn't like Dave Lamb, the narrator of Come Dine With Me's voice.' fuck this shit man. There was one point where Prince literally came and sat on my chest. I daren't move him because everytime I go to pick a cat up they scratch me and that's just meant to be part of the deal of being around cats. They fucking petrify me.

Yoooooooo I saw this the other day, what a fucking movie! I was so thoroughly entertained, it was incredible. I don't wanna give anything away for anyone who has not seen it, but for me it was the pick of the bunch from the new little hoard of oscar nominees (12 Years a Slave, Mandela and American Hustle.) It was 3 hours long and I never wanted it to end, I could have literally sat and watched the whole thing again as soon as it finished, it was brilliant.

That's your lot for now! Have a great weekend and I'll see you all over the next couple of days. Stay awake

CHICKEN STEAK BAGEL WALKTHROUGH

Let me talk to them. Ok its the blog game Phil Collins aka the Braunstone bruiser aka the Stephen Hawkins of sandwich making and I'm back with some crack for you lot.

A lot of you have been emailing in saying 'hey Sam, we realised Asda (where we know you do your grocery shopping) and a lot of other respectable supermarket chains are selling breaded chicken steaks that are super easy to prepare and very versatile. If you are buying them, how do you eat yours?'

Well it's a fucking good job I've got this blog of mine to hit you lot of with a little recipe isn't it? Let's kick it off.

First, I'll toast a bagel, I like mine not so well done and get some ranch sauce on the base.



Then a little salad, for me some thinly sliced cucumber and a bit of white onion.



Generously apply some thick, spicy tomato salsa to the bottom of the top of the bagel.



Introduce your chicken steak. Asda do a pack of 6 of these for £3 or part of their 3 for £7 prepped meat range. Get involved, super cheap, really easy to prepare and versatile as fuck.



Get a couple sandwich gherkins on the salsas team. I've only just realised how ridiculous having ghekins and cucumber in the same sandwich is but fuck it and fuck you. It's my fucking sandwich i'll put on it whatever I want, you can't stop me. Sometimes I'll drink milkshake whilst I'm playing football because they're both things I enjoy doing with my life very much.



A sandwich isn't a sandwich without the cheese. I grated some white cheddar on the chicken, by all means microwave it or grill it for a minute to meal that. For this particular party I fancied cold cheese so I spared it.



Pop a couple of pepperoni slices on top of the cheese. Like a little boob job for a sandwich. The oil from the pepperoni and the vinegar from the pickles will mix and make it delicious. Put it this way, if you threw a party with only beautiful people there and any two of them had sex it would be a beautiful thing.



Flip the lid, serve with a twin and some wedges. Fuck these were so good man, writing this and looking through these pictures is making me so hungry, I might make some more whenI get home tonight.




BANG BANG, EAT BIG AND TALK IN ALL CAPS

COUPLE QUICKERS

HAPPY SATURDAY!

NON STOP SHOWER MEN

OH MY GOD TALK ABOUT SLACKING! IS THIS THE DRYEST SPELL EVER IN WICKEDLAND HISTORY?! IS WICKEDLAND ON THE FUCKING ROPES? ARE WE STILL HERE!! YES WE ARE, WE ARE BACK AFTER A DRY SPELL SO WARM UP SOME DIPPING CHEESE, GET YOURSELF A TALL GLASS OF MILK AND GET COMFORTABLE BECAUSE WICKEDLAND IS NOW IN SESSION!

Apparently I was late on this as the documentary was like a year old, but birdman was on More 4 on some documentary about King Richard III. International exposure these days.

I tweeted the picture and it went mad for a little bit, kind of carried on banging for like a week. It ended up of 40 RTs and 54 Favourites haha.

Have you ever had the pleasure of facetiming yourself? Me and Max in one screen just chatting away to ourselves. Why not

Pink Lucozade is on offer at Tesco at the minute, I've been drinking loads of it. It's kind of sick you know, but whenever I drink Lucozade all I can think about is how bad it is for me. It hasn't stopped me putting it away.

FASHION WATCH SPECIAL QUICK

I saw a couple of top cool garments the other night, check it out.

'Soz'

This yat was just sat in KFC charging her phone, no hype. No meal either, why bother.

I saw this guy who puuuuure looked like Drake in the cinema the other night haha. I went to see 12 Years a Slave and I was thoroughly impressed. It was very good indeed!

Couple 2 wheel D.O.N.S in town, lock around the neck just mobbing, nothing long.

I never watch the news much. Taz was over the other day and I watched a bit and there were some DIFFERENT LEVEL african shower faced guys on it. Imagine getting dressed in this and checking yourself before you leave the house. That's just mad isn't it?

LOOK! ARE YOU FUCKING GETTING THIS?!

Mars Bars are £1 for 4 again at Tesco. I rate this guy, going in, he bought 5 packs. That's the sort of stuff I condone. 

That's it! Like I say it's been a slow couple of weeks. I'm going to be putting a lot of stuff up over the next couple of days so keep your eyes peeled!