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WASTEMEN OF THE WEEK - TYSON FURY

Who else embodies how crap boxing is these days more so than this clown? I've never been pure into boxing but my Dad was so it was kind of always on in the house when I was a kid. I guess for sentimental reasons I hold the 90s era quite close. Boxers like Tyson and Lewis were so sick. In time I've come to realise even that annoying little prick Prince Naseem Hamed is one of the sickest guys ever to live.

The thing that irritates me about boxing these days is that it's more about the press trail rather than the actual fight. The build up to Froch and Groves II was just these two soulless thick blokes sitting next to each other every chance they got telling the media how much they hate each other. Not an ounce of personality between them. Now we've got Tyson Fury VS Wladimir Klitschko to look forward to. While Klitschko handles his business with a sense of class like a champion we're as a nation are supposed to get behind that prick Tyson Fury.

Don't know if you saw it earlier this week but he turned up to a press conference dressed as Batman. Dorks and arsekissers of the boxing press world force laughed along as he tackled a bloke dressed at The Joker and then said something to the affect of Klitschko is next. Boring thick cunt. I hate seeing smug boxing promoters grinning and rubbing their hands over this pantomime. I can't take mediocre boxers who go along with it just to get a shot like this twat, it's embarrassing and there is no wonder the sport is losing its integrity. 

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Posted by Wicked-land Blog. on Wednesday, 23 September 2015

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Yoooo it's been MONTHS since I put one of these posts together. Here's some of my favourite things I've seen recently.

Tyson was so sick man. This gif is hypnotising.

This video is insane. Not only is Hot Chips latest record their best album in years, the visuals are as good as ever. Have you seen Primer? This is pure like that. Check it out. Reading the comments is pretty fun, loads of cool fan theory stuff.

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Skepta did a sick interview with Hatty Collins for Red Bull. Red Bull are rapidly becoming one of those companies that have the most amazing avenues. Would be so so cool to work for them. Hatty has been around the grime scene forever, so it's cool to have someone interviewing Skepta who actually knows what they're talking about. There is a really interesting Q&A too.

This bloke really made me laugh. It looks like he has eyes painted onto the lenses of his glasses, just staring at the Aussie hahaha. It spun me at that time.

And that's your lot! See you soon

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WASTEMEN OF THE WEEK - SECTION BOYZ

Ahhhhh Section Boyz. So for anyone who doesn't know of them they're a group of MCs from London who make trap. They're closely affiliated with the grime scene and I think this is why I can't stand them. They keep popping up on bills all over where everyone else on the line up is grime. But we are supposed to just like this too because it's black guys from London, so why wouldn't we?

They typify and embody all the stuff wrong with what happened after Skepta started repping the whole Sports Direct thing. These are the sort of 'roadmen' who follow fashion, wear skinny jeans and love taking selfies. Constantly posing and slightly covering their faces. You know those young flash black lads from London who were cutting shapes and selling balloons the summer before this one just gone? And the summer before that they were all wearing the long T-shirt that A$AP mob brought in? It's thoooose kind of guys that make up Section Boyz.

On top of all that they're just plain shit. All their songs are awful, carried by the beats. There is one good MC in the team and the rest are so so shockingly shit, It just goes to prove that nobody has taste anymore. People are just happy to like what everyone else likes for the sake of it all being easy and running smoothly. All there songs are about 6 minutes long because every cunt needs a fucking verse, I just can't take how big they are, and because they fall close to what I actually like they pop up all the time because of the media I subscribe to. We don't want you Section Boyz, even if you are mates with Skepta and Stormzy.

TOURING MARKET HARBOROUGH AND GRAFFITI POLITICS

Yo what's up dunny. I miss doing the podcasts you know. I've had a heavy week listening to so many podcasts and I really miss doing them. They're just hard to schedule, finding a time that works for everyone. I promise they're coming back soon.

Last weekend a game that me, Tom and Dan were meant to be playing in got cancelled. We were already in Market Harborough so we spent some time fucking around there.

This is pretty funny isn't it? Any need really for all of these? They look like they've just been dropped there by accident.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaan coke boys baby

You know these 'KEEP CALM AND _____' T shirts? They only really work when it's a short, snappy message right? Like this isn't a parody of the original design. This doesn't resemble the original design. It looks shit, it's lost all likeness. 

There was some bullshit village fair thing going on in Market Harborough. All I could think the whole time I was there was fuck being from one of those fucking places man. Fuck being from a village. So glad I was born and raised in a fucking city, all these people looked so weird and backwards. This volunteer moved us off this bench we were sitting so he could put this yellow and black tape around some guys who were cooking incase kids ran into it haha. We were quizzing this woman about it, why she thought that was a good idea and so on. Look at how high the tape is. Busy bastards, let the kids fucking burn and learn.

Can you see the guys ladder in the shadow? You ever get urges to do something you know you shouldn't do like when you're near the edge of something and a small part of you wants to jump off? Or like when you're talking to someone sat pretty close with them and you just think you could just punch them right now and knock them out? How badly do you think I wanted to kick this ladder once the idea got in my head? I literally had to cross the road.

Just a cut off cast outside my front door. Why not. Just pop that there, no need to move it.

How fucking crap is this? This really bothered me, no wonder everyone thinks writers are fucking knobheads. This mural has been there for as long as I've been alive, and it's always been so sick, even if it has seen better days. I've always enjoyed looking at it and this prick goes over it with something fucking terrible. I don't even know who this cunt is but he needs a slap, such a dead thing to do. As soon as I seen it I saw 20 more walls within a 50 yard radius that are just as good for a little chrome. Fuck this shit man. Apparently the bloke who did the mural died 5 years ago and his family still live around the corner.

I'm all for bombing and damage, and I love hardcore graffiti and fully support battering everything and vandalising everything. But let this wall fucking breath. Just move on, let it be. Respect the longevity and notoriety of this piece of artwork.

Though spelt differently I guess it's this same guy? it's a shame his dub is so crap because I was gonna say i really like this handstyle. I only clocked a couple days ago it's probably the same guy.

KFC have got those new rice boxes, have you seen those? I seen a TV advert too. Like with KFC I just have reservations over how small the actual thing would be. Like I can imagine getting my hands on one and it being tiny. It's literally not worth going there.

That's all, I'm juuuust about there with another dead food post so hang tight for that, should be with you all very soon!

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WASTEMEN OF THE WEEK - BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH

Say his name. Actually say it out loud. He can get the fuck out of here with that shit I don't even know what that is man. His first name is Benedict, imagine that. I don't like this guy, man. I don't like the piss poor trail of films and tv shows he is leaving behind either. All of them so quintessentially British to the point where it's almost painful. Shit like Sherlock. Who seriously gives a fuck about that crap?

Also did you see The Imitation Game? The film where he stars as the guy who broke the enigma code? So fucking boring. A lot of British people are just dazzled by that shit because they cast him and Keira Knightley, they get sucked into them speaking the queens perfectly and it hammers it at the box office. You know how boring that shit is? He is just this generations Hugh Grant. Hollywood need a posh British ponce and they ring this guys phone. Fuck this smug British prick, fuck everything he romanticises and fuck everything he has ever starred in. Boring

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Yo REAL TALK yeah, I'm gutted that that excuse for a fucking summer is over. Was that it? Seriously? This is the first summer in 10 years I've not been away to somewhere hot and it's killed me. It's like today it was fucking cold, I actually felt underdressed. The wind was cold. It's finished. It's really got to me.

I can't remember where the fuck this was, but I remember some guy was out somewhere dressed in this fucking Morris dancer drop having a drink. Maybe Firebug? Either way, just get changed or whatever. No need. Not into it.

I am into this fucking logo though, you having that? Look at that little perfect crescent shape for the claw. Fucking gorgeous stuff, so clean and simple.

Twitter is doing it's best to shag it. Every single time they make changes it's for the worse. They've changed the little golden favourite star to a deep red batty emotional love heart and now this shit. Some deeper quiz when you log in. It's good that it's hard for my friends to find me! 'Friends' You mean a bunch of people who I used to go to school with who I didn't like then and still don't like? They're not friends, they're people I've met before.

Why do girls wear these capes? I don't understand it. Are you Batman? Are you a super hero? And I'm still annoyed over how everyone is wearing Adidas Superstars again. This years classic design that has always been around and available but the sheep needed a green light on it before they could go and buy and pretend to be into them. Fuck fashion, I hate it so bad. The idea of wearing something because everyone else is. Fuck that, what is your identity worth?

This was a lot of noise for no good reason. I was hungover and I had to nip into town to get a couple of bits. Headphones in, as ever, full blast and yet I could hear these noisy cunts over the top. They were not a band or anything, just random people getting together and making noise. All playing to a different beat. How is that allowed? If I stand in the middle of town and scream at the top of my lungs and make as much noise a s I can I'm an arsehole and that's not allowed but this is?!?!?! NO JUSTICE NO PEACE

Looooooool What is this in response to? What does it mean? i'd love to know who wrote this and what their point was.

Man like Nick, see the king of the CDs yeah? Bare Cds

Jet C played Beastwang on Bank Holiday Sunday. It was so sick, I love MCing over this guys sets, always so hype, I love the way he mixes. AND he played Ps and Qs for me, it was too too gassed.

I went to see my cousins son Louie earlier this week. It's mad how fast kids grow up around this age isn't it. Like he is 2 and a half now and he is changing so much every time I see him. When I was there he wanted to show me his bed because he is finally out of a cot and he was so proud of it haha. Kids are wicked, I'm always vocal about Facebook mums forcing it down your neck but it must be amazing. I spend a few hours with this guy just playing with his toys and reading to him, I can't wait to have kids.

So I've got this Bold detergent at the minute yeah and it's like a thick blue liquid. It looks fucking delicious. Every single time I pour some of it out I want to back it and just walk to hospital.

Look at that. And I, as a human in 2015 have to resist drinking this shit? What is my life?

Another one is those bait £5.99 sports direct Nike hats. Especially when it's the DMU black girls who wear them. They looked so much better without them, how did Skepta gas them so so hard and make them want to dress like roadmen? I cant stand it, they look so cheap and crap. Girls shouldn't be wearing caps anyway, but that's a different issue. What makes them think all of a sudden they're just going to start wearing these. I can't imagine going to meet a girl and she shows up wearing a fucking cap like Skepta. Why weren't any of these girls wearing these hats a couple years ago? They've always been around if you like them so much you can just go and get one right?

Sad sad times, the Chicken and Cheddar Classic has been taken from the McDonalds menu. It was on there long enough for me to think it was a permanent addition to the menu and not just seasonal. I went in on the 1st of the month after craving one bad for about a week and I was greeted with the news it had finished the day before. heartbroken.

Instead I got this Chicken and Chutney Indian. It really wasn't very nice at all, I might go on record as saying it's the worst thing I've ever ate from McDonalds. Horrible crap flavours, it really didn't help me get over the death of the Chicken and Cheddar Classic.

Some shop by the side of the market has this carried massive painting of the guy from Kasabian in their window hahahaha. So genius. He's a busy prick anyway so I bet he fucking loves it but seriously, who is going to have that up in their house? I think it was like a furniture shop or something. I was in hysterics in the street haha.

alright cool anyway I'm done, see you here again soon

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WASTEMEN OF THE WEEK - MACHINE GUN KELLY

Do you know about this guy? I saw him on some episode of Catfish when I was over at my cousins house the other day and it reminded me what a worthless piece of shit he is. For those who don't know I don't have much to tell you, because I don't care enough about him to give a fuck about any of his music. He's a rapper, the kind of rapper that is like all the shit, annoying crap parts of Eminem put together without any of the good stuff.

I can't stand this guy, look at what a poser he is. He's like the team captain of those soft lads who get covered in tattoos. He's Travis Barker if he decided to rap. And seriously, his music is fucking trash. He backs himself so much and it's fucking shockingly shit. One of my favourite videos is when he went on Breakfast Club, Charlamagne called him shit and told him to spit something hot for him. He reached deep within himself and brought out his best verse. Listen to the useless crap he spits for Charlamagne, then gets salty when nobody gives a fuck. It's so so so bad and he is so self assured! Hahaha. I've just watched it again, it never fails to amuse me.

Skip to 19:45

He's a useless disposable culture vulture. Constantly trying to force the idea of him being a wild party boy, it's just boring. Everybody likes to party, so what? Grow up. Constantly talking about his struggle and what he has been through and so on as if that changes anything. Grow up. I think when Eminem had his rise to fame and broke down the idea of white rappers being a novelty act we knew we were undoubtably going to get these cunts coming along as well. Nobody quite embodies the problem as much as Machine Gun Kelly.

UK BURGER BATTLE - THE PAGET VS CRAFTY

Yo! On Saturday I went along to the UK Burger Battle with Max and Jimlad at The Parcel Yard. It was kind of sick, two different venues went head to head and a bunch of us all had to judge who had the best burger.

We had the Crafty one first. Crafty are in St Martins Square. They had a beef burger, with a pulled pork croquette, homemade burger sauce, red leicester. It was fucking delicious. Possibly the best burger I have ever had.

It was pretty cool, like both chefs had a station set up outside preparing and serving the burgers side by side.

Next up was The Pagets, apparently a Nottingham leg of the Steaming Billys group (who own The Parcel Yard.) It was very good, but not a patch on the Craftys burger. Beef burger (a little too well done) with red leicester, then topped with an onion ring that had pulled pork in the ring. Bacon was involved too. It was lovely, but Crafty won.