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Monday, 14 July 2008
VARIOUS-LAND
i coloured in senior pump daddy BMXer and scanned my almost photo like illustration of me shitting on billys face. for the weeks photo's, scroll down to "FOOTBALL CRAZY FOOTBALL MAD land"
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FOOTBALL CRAZY, FOOTBALL MAD-LAND
OK OK OK OK hiya again. this weeks been very footballing, we seen jr off, and i discuss boots customer service again.
i walked down bens street near the start of the week... and i always forget how fucking long it is. here is a massive, 5 part joiner. if you click it, you will see i am already 3 quarters up the road, look at how far away the left vanishing point is.
i played ROMs with aaron when i got to his anyway.
i went to get sammys parcel from royal mail. here is me, with it.
my lightbukb went so now ive got a new shit energy one that reminds me of that thing where you put a marble in it.
i chilled out with Jr, Billy and Kyle on thursday night, we were booting my ball as high as we could and heading it. it was dead funny. also, i rudeboy on a moped started on us a bit.
this was the weather on the way down to football one day. naturally i wore shorts and a t-shirt.
and this was the weather on the way back. it rained so so bad, i got in and had the nicest hottest bath.
i had a lovely cold IRN BRU. i forgot how nice these bad boys were.
me and sammy dusted off my Wii yesterday, we played and had some good fun man!
all the boys (including Dene, Ben and Tom not in the photo) got together to have one last football match to see Jr off. he is going america for 5 weeks! L-R Lucon (i think) Jr's cousin, me, kyle, jr, bradley, billy, jamie jones and aaron.
today me and sammy went and smacked up the pizza hut buffet. see me next to the blue cheese sauce.
i seen the most dedicated footballer, really blasting her ball against this statue, and it was going everywhere. this photo doesnt do it justice, i should have filmed it!
this woman has sat at a till at boots, and just reading the paper. ha ha ha! everyone was looking at her!
BIIIRDO
liam, my sister boyfriend gave me a microphone, a stand, and a mixer. Sounds of the boxroom going big!!
i played ROMs with aaron when i got to his anyway.
i went to get sammys parcel from royal mail. here is me, with it.
my lightbukb went so now ive got a new shit energy one that reminds me of that thing where you put a marble in it.i chilled out with Jr, Billy and Kyle on thursday night, we were booting my ball as high as we could and heading it. it was dead funny. also, i rudeboy on a moped started on us a bit.this was the weather on the way down to football one day. naturally i wore shorts and a t-shirt.and this was the weather on the way back. it rained so so bad, i got in and had the nicest hottest bath.i had a lovely cold IRN BRU. i forgot how nice these bad boys were.
me and sammy dusted off my Wii yesterday, we played and had some good fun man!
all the boys (including Dene, Ben and Tom not in the photo) got together to have one last football match to see Jr off. he is going america for 5 weeks! L-R Lucon (i think) Jr's cousin, me, kyle, jr, bradley, billy, jamie jones and aaron.
today me and sammy went and smacked up the pizza hut buffet. see me next to the blue cheese sauce.
i seen the most dedicated footballer, really blasting her ball against this statue, and it was going everywhere. this photo doesnt do it justice, i should have filmed it!
this woman has sat at a till at boots, and just reading the paper. ha ha ha! everyone was looking at her!
BIIIRDO
liam, my sister boyfriend gave me a microphone, a stand, and a mixer. Sounds of the boxroom going big!!
WASTEMAN OF THE WEEK - Noel Fielding
it pains me, as mighty boosh used to be really funny, but then they came up with a formular for all the jokes, and all the second series bastards started going Yeeeah ha ha ha nanagedon. fuck off you are a twat. noel, mate, stop trying to be as funny as julian mate, it aint going to happen. this muppet poser is becoming a bit of a star by himself, using howard as a ladder, and then just chucking him in the canal. i hate your alexa chung face, you wasteman. fuck off
thats about it. im going london this week, so ill get some good capital weirdo's for you to ogle. see you soon.
Monday, 7 July 2008
ZOOPLEX-ZLAND
SAAAAAFE i was in receppy at work on saturday and sunday this week, so i got to get enough drawings done, it was so so boring, but it was worth it! i drew some office stuff...
i drew some other things too.
i drew some other things too.
THIS IS THE BIG ONE. IF YOU DONT KNOW BY NOW, YOU WILL NEVER KNOW...
1)...
2)...
2)... 1 or 2? thats the big question.
SUMMER-LAND
Its only been three days. here's whats happened.
that tj's supermarket near 2funky sells these little chewing gum. they are on the counter, for five pence each. please go and try them, they literally taste of absolutely nothing. except, there is one that is purple and gold and that tastes like compost.
they also sell i still drink (in a can) with dan curtis on it.
i seen this woman, i couldnt get a good photo, but you can see a bit, she is well past 45 and wearing a top that finishes well past 25.
they are so big.
i went football today, dan went on holiday with his lads from work to grand canari(a?). have a good time dan, see you soon.
RAAAIN!!!! its been raining wicked recently.
i was thinking, since global warming made it big in about 2006, weather has been like the new school holidays. it used to just be one big hot patch of summer, and shit all year around that, with no gaps...but now, its like you get a real hot week in march, and a shorter summer to make up for it.
i watched "the diving bell and the butterfly" too, about Jean Do Bauby who had a stroke and got locked in syndrome. its really good, im going to buy the book sometime.
WASTEMAN OF THE WEEK.
its your boy chad kroeger. look at his annoying mush. he brought that hidiously overplayed rockstar song into the world, and for that, i hate him equally with the presenter of balls of steel and alexa chung. when i try to get sleep at night, all i can hear is "im gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser" over and over again.
ps, have you seen how strang this advert is?
that tj's supermarket near 2funky sells these little chewing gum. they are on the counter, for five pence each. please go and try them, they literally taste of absolutely nothing. except, there is one that is purple and gold and that tastes like compost.
they also sell i still drink (in a can) with dan curtis on it.
i seen this woman, i couldnt get a good photo, but you can see a bit, she is well past 45 and wearing a top that finishes well past 25.
they are so big.
sammy got me a pizza on saturday night! they were all still wearing britians got talent hats. DEADOUTTTTTT
the sky was so weird, and has been recently. look at how nice that cloud far away looks.
the sky was so weird, and has been recently. look at how nice that cloud far away looks.
i went football today, dan went on holiday with his lads from work to grand canari(a?). have a good time dan, see you soon.
RAAAIN!!!! its been raining wicked recently.
i was thinking, since global warming made it big in about 2006, weather has been like the new school holidays. it used to just be one big hot patch of summer, and shit all year around that, with no gaps...but now, its like you get a real hot week in march, and a shorter summer to make up for it.
i watched "the diving bell and the butterfly" too, about Jean Do Bauby who had a stroke and got locked in syndrome. its really good, im going to buy the book sometime.
WASTEMAN OF THE WEEK.
its your boy chad kroeger. look at his annoying mush. he brought that hidiously overplayed rockstar song into the world, and for that, i hate him equally with the presenter of balls of steel and alexa chung. when i try to get sleep at night, all i can hear is "im gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser" over and over again.
ps, have you seen how strang this advert is?
Friday, 4 July 2008
FLAME-LAND
hello everyone. not a very post this time, but its not been a week, so shut up. ive been to the dentist, watched a good film and made a fire.
after i got back from finding out that to get my filling and that its going to cost me £163, i seen this wicked old woman with big boy nikes on.
reeses nutragous bar dipped in the cadburys chocolate shit? Yeeeeeeah Maaan
there is a new tj supermarket opened near two funky. i love these shops, so well maintained, competative prices, fantastic service and foreign tropical juice than you know what to do with. i got the red glass bottle one in the middle at the bottom pomigranate and passion fruit flavour.
it rained. billy got soaked in it. this isnt him, but this shows the rain.
me and kyle were talking about that thing on countdown where "CUNTFLAPS" came up and if it was real and that. wet prick came up and we were like is this really happening to us? we are so lucky.
that night, kyle and junior got food from a staple of braunstone.
me, kyle, jr and billy and dan went down the great central. whilst billy kyle and dan sat and smoked zoots, me and jr nicked and carried 4 pallets well far, they were proper hard to get hold of. it was worth it, we all had a right laugh breaking them up. we built a fire , it was really nice, just chilling out having a laugh.
we all retired at about 3 and went home and that. nice one, see you later
after i got back from finding out that to get my filling and that its going to cost me £163, i seen this wicked old woman with big boy nikes on.
reeses nutragous bar dipped in the cadburys chocolate shit? Yeeeeeeah Maaan
there is a new tj supermarket opened near two funky. i love these shops, so well maintained, competative prices, fantastic service and foreign tropical juice than you know what to do with. i got the red glass bottle one in the middle at the bottom pomigranate and passion fruit flavour.
it rained. billy got soaked in it. this isnt him, but this shows the rain.
me and kyle were talking about that thing on countdown where "CUNTFLAPS" came up and if it was real and that. wet prick came up and we were like is this really happening to us? we are so lucky.
that night, kyle and junior got food from a staple of braunstone.me, kyle, jr and billy and dan went down the great central. whilst billy kyle and dan sat and smoked zoots, me and jr nicked and carried 4 pallets well far, they were proper hard to get hold of. it was worth it, we all had a right laugh breaking them up. we built a fire , it was really nice, just chilling out having a laugh.we all retired at about 3 and went home and that. nice one, see you later
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