NUTELLA-LAND

ease up ease up den. its one of them stupid ones where its quarter to 2 in the morning, and a have work tommorow. this week has been ok, i got assesed at uni, had a brainwave and got rained on.

this was the brainwave. WL? WICKEDLAND MAYBE? gimme five? you do the maths, lookat the hand.

this was a photo of the sky, its shit innit? proper grey and crap. its been raining loads this week.

i took a photo of a indian rude boy giving another (probably) indian rudeboys car a ticket. he said why are you taking a picture of me? i said "erm, the car... your ticket" and he turned away.BRAP ROONEY BRAP

this is ian from uni, telling me that im going to have to talk to the whole class about my crap painting. he is really safe.
asda with the boyo's on thursday night, it was empty as fuck, and really good. i got some blackcurrant and licourice sweets, my favourites. dan throws up dubs like it aint no thing.

this is ice cock at work in its full glory. for anyone who is wondering and hasnt heard the rambling its a drip from a pipe on the same spot all day and night every day and night. it drips and freezes. there was two so i helt one for some indication of scale.

see, big innit.

im going poland with uni next february. if i dont die before then or something. 23rd - 27th. preeeeeety gooood. FACK OFF KRACK OFF. i might go to the football whilst im there.seen birdman in town, regular hyping.

i cant understadn why anyone would get there name (presumably) and then "i want that one!" on a hoodie. think of when she got this done, i just cant get it.




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SAY WHATTTTTTT?????

WASTEGASH OF THE WEEK - KERRY KATONA

this div does my head in. she has got a new fucking t.v programme, and i dont give a shit. i dont want to see her sat there, looking like a fucking tramp talking about her tits all time. they are shit and fat. fat tits are not big tits. then, she goes all mad, and is mad tripping out on chat shows all the time. she won some awards or some shit, like best mum of the year two years running or some fucking gay like that, i think how can she be? because people get thereselves in a pickle and get them selves out(ish) they shouldnt be rewarded.

ill put some drawings up in the next couple days, SIGN THE GUESTBOOK YOOOOO

BOSH-DEM-LAND*

ay up. a collection of different stuff from voer the last couple fo weeks. brand new weekly post underneath this one. COOOL

HOT-CHIP-LAND

Hey ho, wicked yo! another post... a bit of a long one.

so now there is a boarded up house on my street where the smackheads were living. how wak does this look?

walking work with kyle, the morning after he slept over and we seen this little nice flowers someone had just planted, and a load of shit.

ian, at council work is always picking up weird shit. look at this phione, with big speed dial buttons. you can open then and put your own pictures in, but the ones you get to start you off are fucking wicked.

so, getting a card for my sister from the card shop, guess who i saw checking out the humour ones, pointing and laughing? its only andy betts from the inside council paper FACE (for all council employees). did anyone read me writing about what a cunt he comes across as in the artical? it was so weird seeing him in the flesh..


i got fucking soaked on the way out of town from work on thursday.

on a different note, junior had his halloween house party, and it was fucking well good. nice one jr.

bumped into ezoworld@myspacemail.gmail.co.uk near the garage, so that was cool

and when we got back, hof was about YOOOOO

patrick won.

smashed out of my face, crawling back into mine, this is the best i could manage to illustrate that. it was a really good nightsaturday night, and i had a maryland. ive been hammering em recently. its so good man, you get fucking evrything. 330ml canned drink? fuck off 355ml the maryland waay.

i drew at Xerox Ferox. it was dead deead deaaad, but im happy with what i drew.

i fucking love front magazine. really good. i forgot how good it was. got round to blakes and johns on sunday (instead of footballing) and was flicking though a couple of copys. i remeber they used to do this feature britians biggest cunts, and low and behold big man, top bloke vernon kay was top of the pops. the fucking arsehole. i was so happy. and the letter that someone had wrote in said loads of stuff i said about him, so its not just my opinion, its someone elses! it was a moment of joy.

L-R beavel kenevil, blake, you, jamie (was down from sheffield for a bit, feeling the youtube video on guestbook to the maximum) and j beeezy.we all watched the grand prix and seen massa get shanked by glock because hamilton is shite under pressure. and also a nigerian film called the journalist, too serious to go into. if you see me, ask to see a little clip on my phone. full on bad boy gear in the acid bath room in print, doing etchings.

a couple of hours ago, me and aaron finally seen hot chip, after about a year of waiting. they smacked it, but the crowd were dickheaaads. they were just shit, stood still, and far too many girls, dancing. after they played over and over, about a dozen guys picked it up a bit, but the crowd was so so wak. they played no fit state and killed it dead.

TAKE A LOOK AT MY WASTEMAN - Travis from gym class heroes.

writting songs about all the girls he gets and that, you aint 50 cent mate! we were sat at john and blakes, and how bad katy perry is arose. naturally, conversation moved around to this guy who somehow is boneing her. a joint decision was made to quickly make him wasteman of the week. how is he boneing? is it like one of them jokes what some girls do, sort of contextual humour?

YOOOOOT! back soon.