FINISHED-LAND

At last uni is done for the year, and im just back to chilling. check out the weeks stuff whats been happening.

for alot of this week, i was in the library at uni. this meant being subject to alot of twats. it seems you cannot go anywhere in the library and get a bit of peace. if your not sat next to a couple of indian rude boys telling each other how "twizzled" they were last night "zanzi's" you will be sat next to a couple of loud african girls fucking leaving there phones on loud and just being twats. fuck off, its not a social club, its a fucking library.

even this girl, wearing a I HEART BENIDORM. why? buy it, but dont wear it. even the two people behind her looking over could'nt believe it.
who has seen this? there i was, two days before the hand in of a 2000 essay on ethics and identity, with not a word wrote. blank word document burning my eyes out.
then, when i got out of the library that night there was a man, on the phone just kneeling there. it was fucking freezing, it was about 10 at night, and he was just kneeling outside, chatting. mad head.
work the next day and i saw this lemon with a nipple. big nipple poking through its fishnet top.
after football on sunday (which honestly is beginning to get a bit too out of hand with too many people coming, 26 this week, and it was just shit) i went round max's to meet jimlad and him and watch liverpool get done 2 -1 by arsenal. there banter would have cut me if the club they supported wasnt just a fashion statement.
kuyt cutting them man up to no avail.
max however was going on a fucking mad one, with half of a pepsi max can, and half a can of diet coke he nearly made the world cave in by mixing the two. he drank it and it was fine apparently. (just so you know, he filled up the diet coke can and chucked the pepsi one.)
me and my sisters got my mum and dad a couple of presents for taking us away. we got my dad a bottle of whisky, and he took the pink cross thing off and wore it like a hat. brilliant.
crissthis was a late one, i stayed up until 5.20 writing my essay the day before hand in. even at that time i was sat next to some loud twats jumping around and shouting, and then half way through, at about 3 in the morning this lad came in, sat two computers down from me and started watching something listening to it through has headphones. what proceeded was so fucking annoying, he was fake laughing, like as if it was so unbearably funny. you when you can just tell people are fake laughing? when they are not finding it funny, but want you to be like "what you watching then you mental? ay ay?" fucking nob head, what was he doing just chilling at that time. again, its not a fucking social club, fuck off.
blurred out because embarrassing. /noplagiarism

its also not a hotel. people were asleep left right and centre. i dont have the bollocks i used to have. he was with a few of his mates, and i didnt want to get up close to him to take a picture and his mates be like "what you doing?" and wake him up. alos, the phone ive got at the minute takes about 5 seconds to focus and actually snap the picture, so i would have been stood there for ages. this will have to do, im sorry.
im sure you have all seen the facebook hype. fantastic man. yoooou trainspotter.
the next night, me, john, bradley and dan went to tuesday night mosh. it was actually alright, they have sailor jerry's now, so i was on that. i ended up going bed really late and then having one of the busiest christmas rush days ever at work the next day.


but it was cool because when i finished i went over to valenas and she had done a chicken roast Christmas dinner. it was so fucking next that i forgot to take a picture of it when i first got it. it was fucking lovely.
also, as im sure you saw, it tried to snow yesterday. embarrassing really. everyone starts going mad, but all it means is when it gets icy that night you have to take really small steps like a twat.
started making my hard copies of the first batch of my new mixtape yesterday, for a download look at the side bar on here, the post above this one or my page on facebook.

WASTEMAN OF THE WEEK - JAMES WAN (the creator of saw)

fuck this dickhead honestly. are you familiar with the phrase 'flogging a dead horse'? its only twats who seriously still give any thought to saw. when will that shit stop? you will never create the first one again, its as simple as that. and you have got dyed red hair. i fucking hate that shit, you know it comes round to october/halloween time and a new saw pops up, billed as the final one. then next year the same again. the bad thing is there is some little prick somewhere who will have all the dvd's and when people ask him his favorite film, we will say "all the saw movies!" your opinion is wrong.
thankyou for reading, please comment at the side.

BEAR-LAND*

basically its the end of the uni year, here are a few cuts from some work that i done, gonna have up a nice weekly post tomorrow HOLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YOUT YOUB

any body else get the feeling recently that youtube is getting a bit big for its boots? granted its wicked, but all this shit? too much mate, your website aint the white house. you know the other thing? "this video is not available in your region" what the fuck is that? the Internet is world wide innit? world wide web.

FORMATIVE-LAND

i haven't been snapping away this week so much because ive been so busy with uni and that. its all been going off, we have had formative assessments this week. however, scroll down to see whats going on.

start off with some roadkill. im thinking of rounding up all the roadkill photos from various wickedland posts, and presenting a sort of "BEST OF".

went upto sheffield mid-last week. and while i was getting a bag of crisps in the shop, i was in the queue and clocked four magazines talking about that cancerous slag jordan. magazine one exclaimed "were tied together forever!" while magazine two said "i dont want to be with pete anymore"

aftet that, it talks about how she "dumped alex in tears" and then on the final paper it says "katie and alex are back on". things are marginally better now that twat jade goodie has finally fucked off, but this twat katie needs taking down. just fuck off, seriously. even the senseless pricks who liked her before dont like her anymore, so her life is worthless.

YOOOOO! got to sheffield and went to see sam elliott. we listened to some nice dj premier cuts, that shit is so good man. we chilled out too, it was pure cool man. talked to sam about him making his own solo hip hop cd, and i said i would produce some beats for him. i think that shit is gonna get started on next year.

here are a couple of dj premier tracks, bang dis by blaq poet, and so ghetto by jay-z. listen to them.

the real reason we were there though was because for Christmas valena got me and her tickets to go and see ricky gervais' next live tour called science. it was so fucking funny, he looked fatter in real life, and came out riding on a segway.
went out for a few drinks that night with jamie and some of the Sheffield heads who i met last year too. things got a bit messier than planned, it was proper fun though.
for 20p in the canteen at work you can get some skittles from like a twist vending machine, where you get a handful, like when you went swimming when you were a kid. (remember the 20p popcorn out of the vending machine at swimming when you were a kid? shiiiit) well dont get me wrong, i like reds, but they aint the best, deffo not. purples are. so given that, look at this handful i got? fucking sick, probably more purples in there than what you get in a full packet. pretttttttttttyyyy gooooooooooooood!
went to get peppers from the indian supermarket and saw the most phallus-like vegetable ive ever seen. it was huge, and memorising.
also, in big news, im planning on dropping my third solo mixtape next week. got all the tracks done, finished the front cover, just double checking everything is in order. check out the time when i took the picture on my ipod too, austin 3.16.

this one is solid grime, and as well as selling hard copies off my body, im going to put it up on youtube, and up for download. maybe one big roller, and then a zip file with separate tracks, either way, ill put it up on here.

im a cat. i leave home, then put up posters saying "im lost". sympathy, you lost your cat, but you lost him. responsibility, accept that. just put help - lost. you are not the cat, and cats do not make posters.
last night, went to see law abiding citizen with dan and brad. it was good, like most action movies these days you need to suspend belief and there is a lot of things that were just completely unrealistic, but there was some really good ideas, i enjoyed it! dan got full on cinema and got popcorn and big man drink. cheers to bradley for the free tickets.
why so fucking bright? bright and low. in not a vampire, or anything like that, and i like do like bright days. but you know this time of year? when its so low, and its not even like you can think of wearing sungalsses cause you will just look like such a twat.
WASTEGASH OF THE WEEK - CHERYL COLE

fuck this dickhead now man. the best thing; girls aloud's video's are in jeapody because this twat thinks she is better than them lot. doing x factor and that shit, she aint even that fit anymore. with x factor, four judges does not work, because you can have 2-2. its not like when there was three and it would always be 2-1. also, her single is so shit and overrated, literally one of the worst pop songs ive heard, but everyone seems to fucking bum it. the video was shit too. fuck off, fuck your skinny frame and fuck your twat boyfriend, still.
drawings up soon, and more next week, i hope you enjoyed the post!

MY OLD WALLET

i came across this picture when i was moving all my files over to my new hard drive, man how i miss this shit. /dontbite

FISH AND CHILLS*

some drawings from when i was away. i will put a post up next week. im sat in the studio at uni, and there are three people talking about what colours the money are in monopoly. they are all getting it wrong, and this one lad is sure about them, but he is getting them all wrong. he is saying that the $500 is yellow, but; as everyone knows its pink, and the $100 is yellow. easy.