BAD SIGNS, WORSE OUTFITS AND NARBOROUGH ROAD NEWS

Yo whats goood. A little time warp episode, a load of stuff from a couple of weeks ago.

Standard dogs with sunglasses appreciation.

STILL ON MY SALAD SHIT

bad signage.

Worse signage.

I love this throw up. CNBs got some amazing little bits down Narborough Road. This is one of my favourite things in Leicester.

Whatever Video Box on Narborough Road become is closing down. That shop is so fucking mental isn't it? Like even before hard copies of movies were completely dead they had given up, the shop was always such a complete mess and the employees were arseholes.

They were selling a load of other shite outside the shop (kids toys and so on) and nothing had prices on. There was a sign saying to make an offer. They had a load of little kids bikes, and me and Darryl wanted to buy 2 of them to fuck around on hahaha. The blokes were sooooo difficult. We went in, pointed to them and asked how much they were and they said to make an offer. We said a fiver and these guys said to bring the bikes in. They couldn't see. They could see. Anyway, we took them in and both of them scoffed and said these bikes were worth at least £40 each. They were pieces of shit. Why say 'make us an offer' if you're gonna have a go when people do? Haha they've both been such cunts for years, I'm glad they're losing their jobs.

HQ turned 4! We had some ridiculous birthday cake to celebrate. 4 years!

The worst signage!

Zarcone's chip shop on Narborough Road has closed down too! A cornerstone, something that has been there for so long. I can only hope it's for a refurb because these guys are so nice and the chips are A1. 

Me and Frank went to Wembley to see Liverpool play Barcelona in a pre season game.

I never understood scouts. Even when I was a kid I knew about herb shit. I never had my ear pierced as a kid. That's herb shit. I never had an Action Man. That's herb shit. I was never in the scouts, even as a kid I knew that was herb shit. So imagine me now in 2016 when I see a group of grown men wearing their scouts outfits all in McDonalds. Are you lads alright? Why are you like this?

The stadium was breathtaking, it was my first time at the new Wembley. The game was awesome too, Liverpool won 4-0 in the peak of their summer pre season. It was pretty special too because Luis Suarez played and I got to see him live in the flesh haha.

I saw these guys in the services and I'm still trying to work out if they are being serious or not. Let me know if you have any insider information.

Had a little paint down Morses. It was such a nice day, the sun was out, we had some music on, it was just right. Might have been the last jam of the summer.

Where do you even find stuff like this? It's too sick I wish I knew. I'll never forget when I went to Singapore there was a shop that only sold those dorky T-shirt with airbrushed pictures of animals on. I got a couple, but they had literally every animal you can imagine.

Whenever I eat this meal I have to take a photo. It's such a simple pleasure and has been a staple of my diet for as long as it's been open. Look at this thing of beauty. I wish I could see how many of these burgers I've consumed ever

I have no words, he's old enough to know better. From what I could work out he was just wearing this on road. No fancy dress motive, no nothing. This was his outfit for the day. Bang out of order.

I was in Lebanon last week and I've got a bunch of stuff to post up from that. That'll all be coming over the course of the week. SO MUCH CATCHING UP TO DO CHEERS FOR READING

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WEIRD SHIT IN RHODES - PART 2

Just over a week ago I was in Faliraki with Tom, getting extremely sunburnt and drunk whilst trying to soak up a bit of culture. Here is part two of our time in Rhodes.

We got really drunk this night. I think this weird little chap knew we were taking the piss because when we parted ways he slapped me on my sunburnt back really hard.

Tom posing with some Greek strangers.

sloz boys

We didn't get home until it was light. Back up the strip we were doing that kind of walking where you slap your feet down really hard just to make sure it was planted properly. It's been so long since I've been like that haha.

We found this shortcut on the second day through the grounds of another hotel. We went to go through it on the way home but it was gated off. With no health insurance and very very drunk we scaled it on either end. Really stupid idea, but we held it down.

I went for the chicken big tasty the next day. Obviously a rare delicacy they don't have in England. It was literally to hot to eat anything, I hardly touched it. I've never left so much food on a plate in my life, but all week I struggled. Subsequently got into salads though, so that's not so bad.

That evening we went out for dinner. I won't bother talking you through everything that's here, but it was all fucking delicious.

'Ready to buy back my iPhone6s - Argo Hotel, room 214' hahahaha. I'd love to know the back story to this. This was just flyered on some random box at the bottom of the strip. I want lowercase letters out ruled, there really is no place for them in the world.

'Are you wearing yours?' 'Yeah mate, are you too?' 'Yeah mate'

Tom looks pure nice here doesn't he. Like a proper nice lad. I think if Tom dies in an accident I might put this photo forward for the one on the front of the service programme. Fuck it, keep the kebab in, I don't care.

'zoot' haha where do you even buy this?

This was after the most uncomfortable flight of my life. I'm still peeling now from sunburn on the 18th of July. I've got a load more freckles on my back and shoulders and I'm like 90% sure I've done irreparable sun damage to my skin. It was good fun though

WEIRD SHIT IN RHODES - PART 1

Just over a week ago I was in Faliraki with Tom, getting extremely sunburnt and drunk whilst trying to soak up a bit of culture. Here is part one of our time in Rhodes.

As soon as we got off the plane we were met with this. They really weren't joking when they said Greece was on it's arse. That's kind of a running theme through out this post.

Sam's Studios. Annoyed they've planted a massive cactus in front of the sign but whatever, who cares. Not me.

Was the sun making me delirious or is this bill genuinely funny?

I bought this beach towel. I always try to get a dorky animal print one, and at first I wasn't over the moon with this find. However, as time went on I really got into how sad the horses were. Look at that white one, he is in the fucking pit isn't he.

I asked for a can of coke, I got a bottle. Bad people will try and tell you it tastes better out of the bottle. Don't listen to them. A can is the best way a soft drink can be served, as aluminium is a better conductor and there by your drink stays colder for longer. AND you get more in a can. Fuck these little bottles, I hate them.

This was the worst thing I've ever consumed from a McDonalds. If you go to Greece and want to see what the McDonalds is all about, don't fucking bother. Tragically shit. I didn't even get a photo but I'm sure as you can imagine it looked nothing like how it does on the box.

YOLO CLUB. On it's arse as you can imagine.

Some of the shops sold some amazing stuff. I love this kind of airbrushed shit. Think of what this actually is, who comes up with it. Rhianna, on a multicoloured snakeskin background, as Medusa with snakes for hair and snake eyes. Truly inspiring stuff.

My don went for the short back and sides but opted against the norm to keep his sideburns. #EUROFASHION

Solid advice here lads: 'Think less, live more'

We rented a car! Look at our little camp, shit car hahaha

We drove down to Lindos, some old town on the island. It was pretty cool. Peep that castle at the top of the hill on the right.

They had these really narrow souks all built into the rocky cliff-face.

This photo was from that castle at the top of the hill. It was stupidly hot, it clocked 48 degrees this day. I sunburned my shins on this day and they went all purple and fucked haha. They've only just recovered.

After a little siesta we got back in the whip and went to Rhodes old town. Maybe it's because I'm a little older or whatever, but it was probably the nicest old town I can remember going to. We parked next to this marina and walked in and it was all so old and overgrown and nice. If the sun wasn't so hot I could have spent forever walking around it.

Tommy Tits having a drop of tea from his titty mug. How funny is shit like this really? Like who would fucking buy that hahahaha. I love tits, so I'm gonna buy a tit mug, why not.

Sadly, even the old town wasn't safe from the same shit they try and peddle everywhere else. Here is Marilyn Monroe's head on Kobe Bryant's body. Who buys this shit.

We went to this restaurant Natalie and Curtis recommended from when they were in Rhodes before. It was so good, I had this chicken skewer with some diced veg on top of it. The bread was insane. Greek food is top 5 worldwide, I don't wanna hear nooooooo talk.

Part one down! I'll post part two tomorrow.