WEEKAGAIN-LAND

WASSGOING ONNNNN. its been about a week, and to be honest, i aint seen many things to take pictures of. in in in.





i got on the bus the other day, it cost me two fucking quid. two quid? i was like fucking hell, and to top it all of, it went the fucking wrong way. arriva is a dickhead.


on a good note though, dave got in the chips and cheese for lunch on saturday. cheers mate, there is some new lads started at booker too.
click on this and read it if you can be arsed. it basically says that you are not meant to put pictures of booker up, and if i do then be like "these pictures do not reflect my employers opinions". its a good read.
i got up for work on sunday and it was fucking chucking it down. i got to work and i was so so soaked. but by about 2 o clock, i met up with the lads and it had turned into a well nice day, the ground was still proper springy and that, but not mad wet. we played and it was wicked.

me and kyle are gonna start making crunk music together. big daddy buck and lil' nastee dollar - crunkstarrz
end of day partying.
L-R - john, me, tom, jamie, dan, blake, max and george. (kyle had sadly departed)
i spotted this on the notice board and it really made me laugh. before this, i thought that if something wasnt new, it was second hand. how foolish. i now realise that something can be a percentage new, as in 80% new ect ect.

autumn has started too. i brought some coats.
have you seen this? somebody just locked a backpack up to a lampost. as you can see, anyone could have opened it and robbed whatever was inside. but they didnt because what was inside was a bomb.
MAKE YOUR FUCKING MIND UP MATE, ON YOUR WAY UPTO ASDA, WITH TESCO AND MORRISONS BAG. YOU SLAGHEAD
im not even lying about this, there is a house near sammys house that has already got a christmas tree up and decorated. the lights have only been on once, the first time i noticed it...and since they have been off, so i was putting off getting a picture until they were back on, but they aint been. and the longer i leave it, the less interesting it gets.

WASTEGASH OF THE WEEK - PINK

always been one of them annoying girl power dickheads, like spice girls your world, or kelly clarkson. but now, she is back with some new football song (like the fratellis.) NAH NAH NAH, NAH AH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH. always going on about how men are dickheads and that, fuck off you labia.

thats all. see you soon.

CHICKEN-SARNIE-LAND

yes yes yes yes yessss, so its a new one. whats going on? ive started uni properly now (no freshers week or any of that, real lessons and that) so ill probably be going back to about one post a week or sumpsing. ill post up a drawings one soon, cause i aint been doing much, but yes-out. ive been well skint all week, so thats a bit of a bummer, but ive been paid today so its ok. on with the pictures.


so very very often these days i see this little player bezzing about in his player mobile. this is more or less the one i want (and will have for next summer i hope)
walking down to uni with aaron we seen these two old indian men holding hands and that. they werent crossing a road. the one on the right was bare old as well, on some next-long-beard-guru-nanek-ting.i had an hour to burn when i got to uni, so i was searching the web and that, looking at stuff. i came across this website for people who are selling old football shirts, and i remember ages ago i was tlaking to sam elliott about my favourites ever, and i said the goalie one kasey keller wore with the cogs and that on, and this one david james wore for liverpool. although this one doesnt have a badge, its the one i was on about. at the time i couldnt find a picture of it anywhere, but here it is!
when i saw him, he was blasting around with his feet still on the ground really really fast.

also, when i went into office i saw probably the tallest man in the world about. he was huge. he was a fucking giant. if you look at the second picture of him, and see where the guy to the right comes upto in the counter, he is about normal height. next time you go in there, stand next to the counter and see how big it is next to you!
look!
in h&m for kids they have this wicked hat. as if you wouldnt spend all day long pulling it over your face.
"as part of our commitment to creating a more sustainable enviroment we have moved to paperless facilities." as in their is no paper towels in the holders, but there isnt any new dryers or anything. there idea of paperless facilities are you, having to wipe your hands on your jeans.
on tuesday the teacher at uni shown the group an example of if you dont come in, its not good for you, the thing he was showing was my groups register from last year. the pink is when we werent there.

ECONOMY SANDWICH BECAUSE I WAS FUCKING SKINT

i took these uni because i had no money this week.

so get your bread out, nice white slice.

put a nice bit of mayo on it, a big bit, cause you dont wanna have a dry sandwhich, and you dont want to have butter and mayo together.
just bit of iceburg lettuce, bang it on.
cook yourself some nice bird eye chicken fillets in batter last night, and put them on, very very big and tasty.
put another peice of bread ontop of the chicken thing, and its more or less done.

put em in bags, cause youve got to take them out with you on your travels.

this sandwhich at uni was too much. yes aaron.

sammy bought me a mates for dinner the other night. i havent had one in ages and it was really quite shit. they used to be so so nice, but now the guy with the nice eyes aint working there anymore you get shitty chips, with too much mayo and a burnt burger bun. it was still ok though.
when i went to booker on thursday evening it had been raining a bit, and the sun was at that level just before it goes down and its dead in your eyes. the whole way upto work it was in my face, pissing me off. hopefully next week it will have already gone down, and it will be winter soon.

at the council i was running to and from b-block and i bumped into kyle. its not often these days i see kyle on a one to one basis, and we sat and had a really good laugh, before i knew we had been chatting for about 30 minutes. here is a photograph of me and kyle chilling.

WASTEMAN OF THE WEEK - JAMIE OLIVER

another guy who i used to think was ok, until he got too in the public eye, and too in your fucking face about who he is. "get your hands washed big fella", do you want to be anymore patronising and ladish (sort of like vernon kay). who lurks in a supermarket and pops out from behind stuff? and then when its all done, there is a tiny fluffed up portion that would no way feed four people. ramsey would batter him.

INTENSIVE SNARE-LAND

JU JU JU JU-LAND

hello. im back at uni now,in the ugly building behind me to the left (top floor.) im in a new group, cause im re-taking with all new people in, but on my course as a whole there is a couple of the old lads so that is cool. in my first day, we got put into groups.

we had a rough discussion with our tutors about our holiday homework. it basically is that we have to make a letterform to wear for a photo that says a word. (we have done this now, i will post a flick up when i get it.) this really clever smug cunt asked if you had to make a letter, or if you could make, say a exclamation mark. the tutor siad, yeah thats fine, or you could make a great big colon. (it was really funny).this lad who used to work at booker is a traffic warden now, i seen him in action.
on tuesday night i went the football with sammy. leicester vs lincoln. until the last 10 minutes or so it was the most boring game! leicester won on penalties in the end, frank sinclair battered one over the bar.
thursday night i met aaron dan ben and tom for a drink out and about. hear are the crew dem dem dem throwing up the W's. dan couldnt help but critisize aaron modernist W.
we went upto pound a pint at polar bear, j-beezy was repping.

we went fanclub later, it was so deadout. there was this one somalion guy just techno dancing mental, on one of the podiums. usually, people who stand on podiums have won. this guy deffo had. dan has a photo of me with him on his phone, ill get it.
ofcourse, its that time of yeah where loads of dickhead students are ruining everything thats good about the quay area. blader? just fuck off mate.

i went for a mcdonalds with sam and there was this dum dum guy sat behind her loooking at me the whole time. his face was saying "what? i didnt even... what?" over and over again.

i got those photos developed from when me and billy went to london, and some other ones, i couldnt be arsed to scan them but i will up some when i can be bothered, propbably next update. whilst waiting for them to come out, i was looking around asda, and i found daniel powters new album, the cover is really weird. as you can see he has just been putting people in bubbles, and tipping his hat. 0116 257194

thats the number for the lost pigeon, and that mad house on mad mile. this was what was left of the little poster.

ofcourse, its x factor season, so its getting watched a bit. louie walsh keeps asking EVERY singer if they have heard of westlife, and if they wanna be in it. he is trying a revival, also he is working on a side-project called west-girls.

when i got into work today one of the chillers had popped its cloggs and water was everywhere. it was my fun fun job to mop it up.

WASTEMAN OF THE WEEK - CHRIS MOYLES

now these days i find myswelf listening to the radio quiet alot. partly because im more or less a receptionist at booker now, and just a bit in my spare time. one thing that is the big money in radio is weekday breakfast, because i suppose most people listen to that, so on radio one, they always play little adverts from the chris moyles show, trying to get people to listen to it. they are meant to be funny. they are actually anything but. i think, if this is the best 30 seconds they have got to play to weekend listeners of the week that has passed, then it must be so so fucking shite. i hate the fat ugly cunt, he is about as funny as cancer. did anybody see him when he went on 8 out of 10 cats, or have i got news for you or something? he got fucking ripped to shreds, and didnt say anything funny.

ill post up in a few days mangsdems...write something in the guestbook, see you later!

DRAWINGS-LAND*

hello everyone, are you ok? here are a collection of drawings from over the past week, also, there is a brand new picture post just below this one called "WAZZZERP LAND" cause thats hoe everyone should start answering there phonesa again.


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