150 AND SOME DRAWINGS

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NEWCASTLE-LAND

YEAAAAH BOY. got back from hitting newcastle with elsa and john. it was sick, wicked time. we travelled by coach, so it was long, took about 6 hours each way. cool though, reading magazines, and chit chatting with jonh.

swine flu is so last week, but apparently some bitch at some service station didnt get the memo.elsa got on at doncaster and got straight on it. im not going to say what, but if you know elsa, im guessing you can make a pretty educated guess.
wicked! got our place for the night sorted. three man up in a little hotel called the sortees, turns out lenie henry is a wasteman. travel inn were trying it for 75 pounds a night and no rooms for three. some jordie legend called craig who worked on the sortees sorted us out big style with a big man room.
at saint james park (the home of newcastle united football club) representing.clock the wasteman with the half bald crazy hair do. he was mad funny.we were high up, it was a proper nice stadium. pissed it down horrible at one point.WAAAY

^ a little wrestling match we filmed in the hotel room, no homo.

i didnt take any pictures of us going out that night, but it was fucking brilliant. we all got really really smashed. you can see a couple of little clips in the video at the bottom of this post. really really good night out though.

aaron and kim have a restuarant up north, doing there best to keep it on the quiet.

newcastle college will do, seen as we didnt see the angel of the north. this is a little video of different clips of stuff that happened while in the north of the country. CHECK IT OUTTTTTTT

ALCOHOLISM-LAND

easy. been drinking a fair bit this week. saw a woman in the chipshop, with out any kids and she had a cloud with a rainbow going behind it on her cheek. made me laugh.

went to the premier of summer on lock at the boardroom, and saw bare man down there. wickedland representer sam taylor was there, check out his pictures from the night of bare guys taping cans together here

things were beginning to get a bit messy by now.

it was mosh that night, and i had to get a picture with dwayne. saw him today, and we were chatting about this night for a bit, not remembering alot.

when them lot went onto sophbeck, i gave it a miss, seen as that i had work at 7.30 the next morning. i embarked on a walk some, so lonely it makes oldboy feel like part of a football team. i took a picture of me walking home, and a picture of a hedgehog i saw.

last week lesta was doing that thing where it cuddenly stinks of shit again. it was fucking rank. i was on the vk's at mosh, so my hangover was horrible. i had to walk home which was ok, but a mission and i was mad tired and still a little drunk, seen as that i got in at about 5.

went round blakes to watch the arsenal manu match, jamie was hyping because they got a penalty turned down. ended up 2-1 united, and wenger got sent off.

saw ricky on his bike. YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH thats real 2006 big pimping style ricky shit.

went for a chinese after football on sunday with john, jamie, george and bonham. bonham was busy hollering at some girl on a balcony near the new highcross, but she was just on the phone. he even got onto the balcony ledge at one point, but she wasnt down.

football on sunday was possibly the best ever. siiiiiick.

after that, we went to firefly for a couple, so that was a laugh. aint been there in ages. it was bank holiday sunday night/monday morning, so it was quiet busy. we went onto superfly too, that was standard. always the same there really innit. me and john noticed the time, and figured that we had to be up at silly o clock the next day.

some lad getting some street sleep in.

WASTEMAN OF THE WEEK - ZAK BRHAAARGHFFFF

i swear you used to be down, and then you grew your hair out and turned into a bitch? fair play, he is in one of the best usa sitcoms, or at least used to be, then turned into a bit of a soap after the 3rd series. its all too much story lines these days and not enough chilling with turk. then look at this boy in movies. fucking emo bitch, always in some love shit, and when you think about it, he is just about the weakest character in all of scrubs. thinking about the way that he fell off really pisses me off man. take that shit about to 2001. series two for life.

HEADS GET MANGLED, VIOLENCE, BELL DEM

OOOH MYYY GODD

GOAT-LAND*

i really had no place to put this picture. it was in a folder with pictures ive scanned so i thought id put it here. it was in a pack of cards that kyles girlfriend amy bought from greece. a bit much dont you think?

valena drew this very funny picture in bulgaria.

HOME-LAND

since ive been back a few small things have been happining. we have got those bigga drinks from the carnival in at work, they are a big more expensive then back grapes and given my current finicial state, i dont think ill be buying any any time soon. a few of us went polar bear on a thursday then onto life. i was sick in polar bear, and ourside, twice. viva la pound a pint. it was a level results night, and really young looking girls kept asking me "what i got?" aside from panic these days, it was one of the first times i felt proper old out.

thats remarkably cheap. bargain.

yeah! man shit! me hof and kyle set up the multi gym at long last, it was great fun, and its a lovley bit of kit. at 190 pounds (split between me and dan) its dead cheap.

football on sunday was a bit shit, the grass was long and not many people turned up.

these guys were asking about some visa shit in the dmu finance office yesterday and it was loooooong. all i needed was a form.

got up close man, like striking distance. still about, looking more and more fucked everytime you see her. probably searching for birdman, thinking "why you in sheffield man?!"

i told you it wasnt alot. stories of my travels to bulgaria below. thankyou.