IT-BEEN-FUCKING-AGES-LAND

so yeah man, its been a real long time, because ive been slaving away doing alot of uni work, which ive more or less fucked anyway, but i feel ok about it, because the sun is shining. my mum and dad have gone to Madrid, so me and my little sister have got the house to ourselves, its good man!

ill kick off with some drawings, the first few are drawings towards some uni work, that i just quiet liked.





these ones are from work last saturday. this is some dickhead sercurity guy at my tuesday concil job. fucking arsehole. ive been drawing ninja's, guys with massive hand hats, and motorbike killers.

these are the two drawings that i lost a couple weeks ago! they turned up, in a box of creme eggs.
drawings out of the way, we go back a bit to the 29th of april, i went to sheffield to see sam and go to see roots manuva and toddla T.


they both smacked it, it was a big big big night.

who knows about litterally the loudest sing along ever? "break neck speeds we down ten pints of bitter!"

nottingham station the next day.. when i was browsing some shops in nottingham i bumped into me old mate joe. we went to look at shoes in TKMAXXX joe felt these nikes.

also, the video is of a bloke i seen walking around notts, pretending to shoot people in the head.

i like commuting, you get little windows into everyones lifes. this bloke who looks like a 40 something business career man, sat reading his broadsheet in his suit, upon the announcment of the opening of the bar, went up and got a can of john smiths, loosened his tie, and pulled a copy of the daily star out of his bag. it was very good.

the video is of a trolly lady who was on a mad one. it was like she has joking with her friend, who wasnt actually there.

these are the booker bad boys on thursday night. L-R anand, vinesh, ticklesh, joel, baz, and nimit.
this was a lovely hot hot day, and all the boys got a nice cold drink! thanks for the photo cauld macalele

B&S have got these big boy wasabi sweets! i licked one and my tongue was on fire! kyle and billy boshed big mouthfuls.

billy can stand the pressure.

i dont know why this is upside down, but look at the size of it.

the other night i went around sam's house to chill with liam and chris. i slept over, it was good. sam was very impressive on his trampoline, as pictured.

how clever is a photo of my girlfriend stood next to a sign in topshop that says "SAM BOYFRIEND" apparently, im a new style of skinnyleg jeans.

when the suns out, you can bet your bottom dollar so is bird-mans skinny torso doing his shit on vicky park.

WASTEGASH OF THE WEEKZZZXXXX

this week it is joss stone. ive never really liked her, because she is good at singing and she knows it. a new age fucking hippie,a nd NOBODY likes a hippie. but why is she the wastegash of this week i hear you cry? well she was the 60 second interview in metro one day last week, and she was so fucking arrogant. sorry a aint got a clipping for you, but basically, she was swearing loads, id imagine it was to come across all cool and hard, and the interviewer asked her "why do you spend so much time in the states?" and her answer was "i dont really, just cause im not at home, it doesnt mean im in the states, ive got the whole world to cater for..." also, that fucking ridiculous flake advert where she is sort of singing about the flake under her breath, like she doesnt even know when she is singing. JOSS, you are a fucking dickhead mate.

well thats about it really, im going to see aaron and billy today, and im having a lovely bbq tonight. you are welcome to come, just bring some food and beer.