BURGERS-LAND

yeah man, this week has been good. i aint really got alot for you, because it aint even been a full week has it? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA this week, me, hof and billy made burgers. they were proper proper nice, we had lettuce, tomato and red pepper relish, salami, cheese and onions on them and they were lovely.

cutting onions doesnt make me cry, it makes me laugh.

we had these tomatos in at work, with a hilarous name. ha ha.i saw this and thought; how fucking dumb are the sun, picturing scottish andy murray as one of englands three lions? then when i shown my dad this picture and siad the same thing, he pointed out about the british lions, and i though, actually, im the thick one.my mum was showing me her veg she is growning in her veg garden. she is growning bare things, but the most impressive looking is the lettuce. she has got some cucumbers too, and they are cool.went asda yesterday with hof, kyle and amy and saw this massive facing of asda's own seafood sauce. no need innit? if it was faced up over night, only 7 jars has been taken in the whole day, nobody needs this much. bisto was right next to it with only 2 facings in a tiny self. very normal: if you drive around in a land rover with a south africa flag on the roof, a painting of a bird on the bonnet and a wooden cross tied to the front, you feel like an ultimate fucking badman. that is until you park across from one of the new police jeeps in the asda car park. look at that fucking thing, its a right beast.

WASTEMAN OF THE WEEK - JACK BLACK

what a cock. this guy literally acts as a divider in my life, almost like you can completely assess somebody by finding out if they like jack black. remember this next time you are talking to new people at a house party, and use it as an ice breaker. just be like "do you like jack black?" and if you get the responce "yeah, tenecious d was the mst random and funny thing ever!!" throw your drink over the bitch, and turn straight round to hang around with the cool bastards in the corner who thought even though school of rock was a 3 star film, if coupled with the absence of this hairy, needs to grow up, loud, unfunny, can only play one role, arsehole could have possible pushed for four stars. when i went to the cinema last week i has posters for some new film he is in with the guy from juno and superbad. can you imagine how funny that shit is going to be? start killing yourselfs.....NOW

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