remember i said they took that park apart completely? they have smashed the shit out of it now. loads of cool new toys and shit on it, makes me wanna be young again. i might sneak on there tonight and give it a go.
overpriced, but you pay for what you get in fast food. this cheeseburger and chips from cyprus was absolutely smashing.
eagle eye cherry? save tonight... tommorow ill be gone. me and jamie got tattoos. call me eagle eye if you see me now. we had one day where for the most part i was doing uni work, but the lads were over and we had a right good fuck about.
du-rags from carrie bags...
dan is chilling at da flat. john likes this. IPHONERSSSS
SALMON FIGHTING!!! rules of salmon fight are simple. both fighters must be bound at the waist (with arms inside) and ankles, and the fight begins by both opponents hopping towards each other. once one of the opponents are down, the fight "begins" or starts phase two, and just ends when both fighters get tired, or one gives up.
flying with the lads, remember doing this? we did one on the floor where me and george flew on jamie and john, and we linked arms in mid air, and it was fucking wicked, but we didnt get a good picture.
poker the following night, and i went out first as usual. jimlad went on to win, swooping a life-changing £25. i turned round and played tiger woods facing the tv for ages. i had a little day dream about when your mum used to tell you if you sit too close you will get square eyes. in my head, my voice told me sarcastically that "it might help you see other peoples cards and actually win for once."
kyle signed his contract the next day. he is now a little pea in the iceland family pod.
LUKE DONALD GOT FUCKED IN THE ARSE! i finally managed to beat him, so now i aint to bothered about the game. its still good fun though.
WAAAAY! we went out on friday night, and it was fucking dead. we went to panic to get the cheap drinks in, got on the way, then we finished off at sophbeck. it was siobhans birthday, but she left more or less as soon as we got there. it was proper dead there too. 
as you can see though, it didnt stop john, so fuck your night out. i got in at about 4. did work the next day then just crashed out and fell asleep. i love napping.
visual reminder, i owe john a pound. i got water and bananas before football. football was fucking smashing this week. nice amount of rain, and there was six aside. the fight got posponded because hof didnt show, but that means we have got a double header next week, pretty exciting!
WASTEMAN OF THE WEEK - LEWIS HAMILTON
i honestly couldnt give a shit about this shiney faced, butter wouldnt melt fucking wasteman. the whole incident with felipe massa reminded me of when this cheat to win prick stole the whole season from under his nose. (what about that anyway? poor bloke cant ever race again and that.) and then after he has one good season, he comes out all cocky in press conferences saying "oh yeah, mans got this one in the hat" and all of that. look at where he has come. nowhere. fuck off and die lewis. i fucking hate the way everyone was going sick for him when he was winning, calling him shit like the nations savour and that shit. he is a fucking arsehole. and kanye west is giving his bird the bone.
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