*WICKED-LAND SPECIAL* - JOHN'S TRIP TO LONDON

YO! as we all know john went to london last week to skate and party and that with a load of the skater lads. as ever, a phone camera was at the ready to catch some funny shit, here is a wicked-land special presentation: John Burke's Trip To London. enjoy.

john:



eric was mad stoked to be chillin and skating like an animal in london.




as soon as we got there he was mad prang, and hating how busy it was.



basi's wicked garden furniture

standard cat chiller. i scared him off with all the cat noises you can get on the i phone app store



chillin after a south bank sesh




ASS-MAN and beaver where stoked on getting new boards

what you know about two different skate videos at one time



classic tramp on the bendy bus with some shit cocktail beer




south bank student union had bottles on the cheap so we smashed it








this shop got smashed during the week, nuff street beers and crap food.
later in the week the shop got jacked by a couple of lads. they had nuff bottles of spirits and bottles of coke. they where chatting to each other about how they where going to pay( either cash or card) one of the lads said he werent paying for shit, so they grabbed all the shit and bolted out the door.





street boozers keeping it g


bus boozer


if you have a well paid job. £3.60 for a pint of marstons cider, get fucked


first house party of the week











we found this mad touch/ fire stick









classic kill joy bastards, fuck off


more beers from the most friendly shop keeper


represent


2nd house party of the night

eric was killing it


will and ASS-MAN where on some next level, shortly after this will tried to rob a waffle iron, he got caught, kicked out and told me the next day that he all ready had one in his halls, cool bastard.





ghetto, peckham at night is pretty rank



the next day we went on a mad skate mission



classic bird shit photo, the guy didnt care. check the miserable cunt in the background trying to get BGP's

sam was well stoked with the sleeping oriental girl next to him



eric kept killin himself

standards tourist shot


it was officially wednesday, so it was mine and sam's birthday. being a year older for sam meant undoing another button on there shirt.



classic dwayne the k cider killer




george is the funniest guy


sam getting his mack on





















eric the smooth criminal







yes a sleep on the bus





bolu killed it. these guys proper sorted us out


this was the toilet downstairs in bolu's. not to sure why there is a chair there


massive piss up on wednesday night, after a mental skate at stockwell park











birthday bus crew dem


the best face in the world


ben and regan fucking it


this guy was wearing a suit at 3.30 in the morn, and being a complete wasteman



hate it

love it


bus on the way back from town.

we went to a strip club called browns and seen some mental shit. the girls where mad filth and loving the hype we where all giving them. one of the strippers put two pint glasses on her tittys, threw her knickers on some dudes head, and then bent over and made her bum hole "wink" at us, it was fucking mental. after the strip club we chilled in the streets, and this pissed up guy came up to us, got on some random dudes bike and tried to wall ride a bus. it was fucking genius. sam got all the footage and good pictures so check his blog for them or just wait for earth pain 5.


this guy opened up the shop for us cause it was our birthday, so we got more beers, cause we love it








so fucking drunk


whhhaaaaaaaa eric on eric street





mile end


any one remember this guy?








are you serious? could start a morgage and buy a car for the price of that fucker, not put it round a bastard cat


this guy at oxford circus has the best hat ever.









sam made the best chilli con carnie


vogue smoking cool bastard


this girl started off to be pretty safe at this house party we were at. some shit went down, and she turned on us like a menatalist,and tried to hit a few people


eric and ben rocking the cororna badges


so we get kicked out of the house party over a DVD AND SOME THREAD. some guy called big head mat the twat said it was cool for sam to borrow a dvd, then this tramp bastard guy wearing sunglasses in side, and turned up jeans above his knees kicks off. long story short, i threaten to knock him out, ben and will get hit by girls and get beer all over them , eric chills, wait for the bendy bus back home.


we where playing trails hd all week, trying to get the best score on a track on meduim called "where's the ground" this was the best time by eric


stockwell jam was fucking mental





t slates loved his wham bar


look in the mirror please



classic basi was trying to mack it all night, he could barely speak, and was moaning about being boy'ed off.

here is a little video clip off the week, if you want more footage you will have to wait untill next month for earth pain 5 to drop.




Nice one, in a bit yeah