BIRTHDAY WEEKEND

here it is, all the things that have been happening over the last week in my life.

valena freestyled in the kitchen and come up with this chicken and vegetable stew. she served it with basmati rice and garlic bread. trassmee very deep.

some good drama at work. this lorry exploded over the back of the car park. it wasnt one of ours, it was from some other warehouse. smouldering shrapnel came over the fence. when it exploded there was this massive bang and loads of car alarms went off. i walked to the chip shop on my lunch, about 10 minutes away and they asked what the bang was. it was sooo loud.

that afternoon i made room on a shelf and put out the new range of happy shopper sauces. i had creative control, so from left to right i put them in order of west to east around the globe. (mexican, italian, indian and chinese). my boss called me a knob.

people still have christmas lights on in the bits.

me and darryl did this weird thing. a website that streams live dj sets did an event where they put bare dj's on in one night. me and darryl were on 9-10 GMT. it was mental just being in his room but playing to thousands of people. there was a chatbox on the website, and i was like 'if you want the rewind on this one, type '1'' and then it flooded with 1's, it was surreal.

jimlad pulled a good face the other day.

MATRIX GUYS ARE STILL DAYER

good price for a tub i thought. i dont really know about buying baths, but this struck me as cheap.

max has got one white hair. i noticed it the other day.

himself, me and valena went for lunch at pizza hut on my birthday. i love it so much. i love the concept of 'all you can eat'. i was edgy about it. put some apple from the salad bar on a slice of pepperoni pizza as a stand against ham and pineapple. barriers got taken out.

there was this french guy absolutely shredding on the drums outside of the clock tower mcdonalds. he said he had been drumming for 18 years. watch the video below.

this has got to be one of the shittest thing i have ever seen. its an animal planet programme about a family of meerkats. jumping on the 'compare the meerkat' thing just a little bit ay?

went to see true grit in the evening. i didnt like it too much. nothing really happened in the story and aside from a few exciting bits it was really quiet dull in my opinion.

this is whats happened to your americandy in the run up to valentines day. loooool good riddance.

jamie bought me back a little chocolate bar from turkey called eti wanted bumba. it was a delight.

im sure this is meant to say "no longer listed AS in a relationship". am i right about that?

what the fuck is a bus doing down there? not a road that buses go down.

i pushed hard and got this last week too. im going to really try and get some new faces going.

suitably drunk in firebug we saw this guy and started buzzing out over him. we were asking him if he was the lord mayor for a laugh and he was saying yes, he was. he told us he just come from a function. he was not the lord mayor. THIS is the lord mayor.

we went to a garage sidewinder at the auditorium. it was a brilliant night, really fun.

there were bare flyers for a night coming up next month. i think its going to be really good.

neutrino from oxide and neutrino was a highlight. BOM FOR THE BOM BOM FOR THE RELOAD

sidewinduuuuuuuurrr

everyone was smoking inside. the venue stunk of weed too. bare police outside but inside the people made the law. it was sick, no beef at all, pure good vibes.

i ran my fingers along the inside of the hand rail and there was a yellowy, brown dust. i was so drunk i could'nt work out what it was. i have since thought brick dust from when they were renovating but looking at this picture and remembering the texture in pretty sure it wasnt. i still have no idea.

i had a nice dinner at my mums sunday, she did fajitas. all together there were 7 of us eating so it was really good fun. i fucking love mexican food.

rose was explaining that her neck has the same elasticity as mine.

more matrixing going on in the quay. they are back and in full swing.

a new tesco express is due to open on the corner opposite spankys, quiet near sophbeck. its a big one so they will sell some unreal stuff.

as it was valentines day yesterday me and valena went for a nice meal. in bulgaria they are given 'name days' where each name is given a certain day, and they are celebrated like birthdays. valena's name day, quiet obviously is VALENtines day, so we celebrated that too.

at one point she had four different drinks on the go. europe.

cheers for reading, it was a long gruelling slog wasnt it? ill have something fun soon.