SO X FACTOR IS BACK ON OUR SCREENS AS I'M SURE YOU KNOW IF YOU SPEAK TO HUMANS.
i wanna talk about a few things about it. good and bad points.
FIRSTY - THIS OVER RATED POOR ROLE MODEL SOB STORY CUNT HAS GONE
i hate this bitch. fuck her. i dont even think she is that fit. she has a good face. ill give her that. well done. but should that make her the 'sexiest woman' on earth? (she won that FHM thing innit.) there is nothing sexy about her crying over any mixed race lad thinking about how Ashley is living it up and her has put her behind him. and then just has him back. what a wicked role model. but yeah, anyway. point being she has gone and i'm happy with that.
BAD NEWS THOUGH PEOPLE - SIMON COWELL IS JAMMING
he aint on it this year. i really like his dry dead pan thing, and find him quiet funny. his TV slews are only seconded by alan sugar, the pure slew master. but yeah, he is just jamming at his yard watching it, like a fucking don, watching what the predicable set of dickheads 'like and dislike'. he can sit there, mutter 'four yeses'... and then it happens. the orange centre partained puppet master.
WASTEMAN OF THE WEEK - GARY BARLOW
THATS IT I'VE HAD IT. so they get rid of simon, but still obviously need some deadwood. not a puppet, someone to be a bit harsh and makes rational judgement. now we all know that barlow is an alright bloke. he is sound. nice, probably. THEN WHY IS MAN TRYING TO BE A CUNT TO PEOPLE ON THE X FACTOR? fuck this. we know he is a nice guy, he has been around in the public eye for so so long. he isn't new. he can't just switch up his persona to fit into simons shoes. now i'm watching extra factor and he is being really nice to everyone and everyone is really liking him. i hate the way he sits 45 degrees from square on to the camera when someone is auditioning too. really sticking his neck out. although his hair is textbook. I DUNNNOOOOOOO.
POOEY WALSH
this roundheaded punchable twat is still their though. imagine dropping him. iiiiiimagine. i hate watching his eyes light up any time a badger/an irish guy/girl/irish badger walks out on stage. he reminds me of like the embodiment of old people who don't know how to use sky plus. 'its faulty. it's playing up' it's not, it's a machine. it only knows to do one thing.
^ also, follow this link. this little lad came on tonight and bun down the whole rave. there was no video of the whole audition that i could embedded. i wanna keep watching and figure out who is gonna win and put another bet on like last year.
cheers for reading! ill put some shit up tomorrow or the next day. (i'm just looking at jessie j's massive square face.)
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