700TH POST! NEW VIDEO - TRICK ME

Here is my brand new video for the first song from my new mixtape. The song is a version of 'Trick Me' by Kelis. Check it out, I'll be performing this on Tuesday!

WEEKEND DANCES AND TURKISH ROMANCES

IT'S FRIDAY AND I'VE HAD A VERY HARD WEEK AT WORK! I AM VERY EXCITED FOR THE WEEKEND EVEN THOUGH I AM NOT DOING A LOT.

Last weekend was special though. It was Darryl's night 'Show Me Love' at Sophbeck. It was sick as ever, we got slozzed at Darryl's before heading down.

Obviiiioooooously couple mandem were about.

Biddles! This guy. I feel like he is a person I have so much in common with, we share very similar interests. Every time I see him we have a lot to talk about and catch up on.

obbvvviooooously shorts gang in the DJ booth. Real men wear shorts. I can't wait to be one of those old fat blokes who wears shorts no matter what the weather is doing.

Isn't this a heartbreaking sight? That shutter should never be down should it? They should just employ people to work around the clock. I shouldn't be pissed, stumbling home from town, get to Bede Island and have a realisation of maryland only to be greeted with this.

Hail up Brendan Rogers though yana. This came on the TV and made me laugh. He has such a funny interesting personality. For anybody that doesn't know he is a football manager who has David Brents personality. Here is a link to some of the amazing things he has said.

This queue for Fatcats was literally 4 wide and deeeep with nothing but Indian blokes. What a weird, segregated customer base. I honestly counted 2 girls in the whole queue.

Saturday night we went to the Wellgosh birthday party. Newham Generals, Logan Sama and P Money were all on the bill. I love nights like this. It was at Streetlife, some place I've never been to but it was fucking sick, and perfect for a grime night. Mayhem and SafOne came through on Logans set and absolutely tore the room down. Logan did his usual kind of club set of grime bangers and everyone was going nuts. Full on mosh pits and whatever in the crowd. That's what grime is all about, energy. It was an amazing night.

This was happening the other night in that Lithuanian place on Narborough. Fucking santa claus was sat their saying some shit and everybody was engrossed.

I hit up that other Turkish spot, The Sultan with Olly and Max, it was really nice, but I don't think it was quite as good as Istanbul, the one I wrote about a few months back.

Kebabs left, right and fucking centre. Real life Nico Bellic was gonna beat Olly's face in. Look at the fear in his eyes.

Then Olly just told him to seckle innit.

I shot a new video for the first song from my new mixtape the other day. All things going well it should be dropping tomorrow. It's for a version of 'Trick Me' by Kelis.

Indian Jesus just putting in work for the ends, you can't fuck with a man who casually stands in the middle of a main road in a white suit. What've you ever done with your life?

Well that's a round up of what's been happening. I've got a fun weekend this weekend, I'll hopefully get some good wickedlanding then of course i've got my mixtape launch on tuesday, so I'll be posting about that. GUNSHOTS IN YOUR HEADTOP HAVE A SHOWER WEEKEND DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNNN

NEW PODCAST - 027 - CUM-PANY

Just me and Max holding down the fort this week. Discussing Miley Cyrus and her antics of late, GCSE results, mindless TV, Wentworth Miller coming out and females on social media. All this week!

CHUMBLR 021

It's been a while since I did one of these kinds of posts. Either way, here are some lovely things I've seen of late.

Doesn't this look like a really good single/EP cover?

mirrored rims like a fucking boss

An absolutely looooovely logo

I can't stop listening to this at the minute. I'm listening to a lot of old stuff at the minute, namely Brand New, Blink 182 and AFI. This is getting a regular spin.

I liked this, it made me laugh and I don't know why.

What a lovely illustration. I love the translucent instruments.

I usually really dislike young people with conscious social comment about an urban community. I think it's a really easy way to get noticed by boring white people at the BBC and what not. As soon as I saw this guy I kind of wanted to watch it to dislike it, but when he does is really, really good. This piece is very good, I love some of him rhyming patterns. Give it a watch.

A christmas card from Volkswagen

The colour here and the funny necks of the blokes are so good. Reminds me of neckface.

That's all I've got for you! Enjoy your bank holiday weekend.

THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE PERI

I've proper got back into galaxy cookie crunch recently. It's so so delicious i wanna melt it and drink it just to get as much of it inside me as possible. How are we all doing? I'm glad you've come back.

At The Music Cafe the other night I went down to see Kama and Teeps do a quick set. They were playing The Warriors on the big projection screens. Nothing is as good as The Warriors. Nothing makes me want to be in a gang more than The Warriors. Fuck bloods and crips and all that shit, fuck it all. Fuck MS13 with their tattooed faces. THIS is the coolest shit. I wanna wear the same clothes as my friends and roll to other area codes looking for trouble.

FOOTBALL IS BACK! IT'S GREAT! Liverpool kicked off the season with a 1-0 win against Stoke, and they looked really good. I got a big Peri Peri to watch it with.

Saturday night I went to my cousin Jordan's 21st birthday party. It was a really good laugh, I drank a lot of Kopparberg.

On the way back to his I went into a garage. Look at this never ending amazing selection of confectionary. a true thing of beauty. This garage didn't sell any alcohol. What is the point of being open so late?

I enjoyed this womans face in mcdonalds with Tom. The way she was eating her chips was very entertaining for my hungover brain.

This shit is all getting too much for me. Cats. Cats everywhere, all the time. As ever, advertisers have looked to what is popular with young people on the internet and mimicked it. I've honestly had enough. Seeing a cat bound along isn't at all entertaining for me. It irritates me. I hate them.

Had a top notch sunday dinner round Nats that night. She does the best stuffing, it's so chewy and crispy on the outside. It was sick. Everyone I know thinks I don't like roasts, and it's pure like I've been misquoted. I do, i really like them but I think for the effort they take to make there are far better meals that I prefer. People nationwide should eat fajitas every sunday as they are obviously far more delicious. Fuck tradition and being English and all that shit, fuck it all. Just admit other countries food is infinitely better than ours and move on.

Jennifer Metcalfe. It's not a joke is it. The very best in the entire world. I'd love to take a tape measure to her and get some numbers wrote down.

I've had a good week for Peri, I think I've been 5 times since this time last week. Like the old days.

I love this guy. He is always near my work in a full suit and some mental oversized sunglasses, regardless of weather. He is too skeng for me and even you.

Peri Peri in town, the dog shit branch are selling lollypops now you will be glad to know. 50p a pop. ...what?

Imagine if you zoomed right in on Darryls face and drew the lit up parts in chalk on white paper. It would be a nice portrait wouldn't it! I like this picture.

I can't work out if I'm into this or not. Those rain cover things for mobility scooters. This guy was chipping, it was like one of those little Leicester Mercury stand things was being blown along by the wind haha

Well there we go. I've got football tonight. I won on Monday and yesterday 3-0 both times, but then I have not won on Thursdays in weeks and weeks. I'm sure you are as excited as I am to see what tonights result will be.

YOLO

SHOEBOX MONEY 2 - OUT TUESDAY 3RD SEPTEMBER

My brand new mixtape is going to be out on Tuesday 3rd September! 15 new tracks with features from Kamakaze, Twisted Pennys, Skitza, Kiwi and Onyx and a production feature from Boy Kid Cloud. Keep your eyes peeled and get down to the launch party at Rockafellas! I'll be performing live and giving away copies on the night.

NEW PODCAST - 26: ROY GRUBBY BROWN

Back with the full team, Max fills us in on what he has been doing while he has been away, we talk hippies and gas, Russia, Area 51, Pakistani television giveaways, and the new Iwoa diet. All this week!

 

EATING GOOD

Are emotions made by your brain and therefore to some extent your own decision? I wonder if they are like habits and after a while you could train yourself out of feeling things.

EVERYONE'S HAVING BABIES! I went over and met Hof and Kelly's beautiful little baby boy, Charlie. He is a right chunk, weighing in at nearly 10 pounds at birth.

Natalie made me a delicious little Beef bourginion last week. Served with new potatoes, it was proper, proper nice. I love red wine in sauces and whatever, I think it goes so nicely with red meat. She always has the nicest greens too.

A couple of days later me and Tom went to Franks new place for pizzas. I had the meatballs to start, Tom had calamari and we shared some garlic bread. It was so light and lovely!

I had this well nice pizza 'diavola' with sausage and onions on it, with these fried med veg and potatoes on the side. Tom had an incredibly selfish sea food pizza and some home made chips on the side. It was very good indeed. The pizzas are made from scratch in a pizza oven, they were crazy nice. pure thin and crispy.

In what sense do you think this bloke considers himself a 'beast'? I see bigger blokes on a day to day basic, and he certainly didn't order the biggest meal you've ever seen. I don't get what sort of person would get this on their shirt. Maybe it's a banter thing with his rugby mates that my brain can't understand.

All onion ring everything at the minute. I can't get enough of the little fuckers, literally lunch and dinner most days. I did this well nice chicken and rice the other day.

I've never seen these before, and of all places they were in one of the polish shops on Narborough road. Kind of sick, I didn't cop but I bet they are pure sugary, like a liquid sweet.

I came across this and it made me laugh. So many questions. my mans facial expression hahahaha

I'm looking back and I've been spoilt for cooking this week! My mum had a joint of pork (my hands just automatically typed 'porn' instead then. that's weird isn't it?) with sage and onion stuffing in it and parma ham wrapped around it. Then she did a bunch of other sunday-roast stuff with it, namely roasted carrots in mustard dressing. oooooolalala.

I think Frank is having a breakdown by the way. He watched a documentary about Hunter S Thompson last week and since then he has started dressing like him and tweeting about being a hippy.

The police can just break the law by the way. Fuck your double yellow line rule. Chill out. Big deal.

Thanks for popping by, we are doing ok.