DRESS CODES AND TESCOS

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How are you all? I'm really not sure how I am at the minute. Anyway, I had some lovely food at my mums for my sisters belated birthday party. I love party food. The main problem with eating a big portion of something isn't getting full, it's getting bored of the same taste. With party food you can pile a plate as high as you like and not get bored of it because its all small bites. Delightful.

I went of Demon FM with Nico and Teeps the other day, just discussing some music and upcoming events and stuff. After we finished this one yat came in and tried to spin us, saying we called Sophbeck a 'drug den' when we didn't haha. It was weird man. She was trying to talk to me like I owed her something, I can only think she thought I was a student. It was hilarious, she literally tried to tell me off. Imagine that.

Found this little gem when trying to do a reverse image search for a picture. I was pretty happy with that. Look at them, they look so chuffed.

Items piled high all over each other, not even bagged. As if that isn't enough she was fishing through a dog eared M&S bag to try and find her purse. So fucking annoying. It's like when you're walking up to someones door with them and they don't get their keys out of their bag before they're at their door. What are they thinking?

This made me laugh. Definitely looks like it says Smoker Sex It. That makes nooooo sense. Very poor branding.

I went to see Dave Gorman again in the week with Max at DeMontfort hall. I enjoyed it thoroughly because I enjoy what he does but it wasn't nearly as good as the last time I saw him. I guess that's the way it goes with this sort of stuff isn't it.

He came in the crowd to take this blokes phone off of him and it was so weird him being metres away from me. I first got into him 12 years ago when he did his Astrology Experiment and I've been a big fan of him for so long. It was weird, he was a couple of metres away from me.

I'll tell you one thing that is crap. That's being stuck behind slow people on stairs. Old or not, I can't live with this stuff. I've got no patience. This guy wasn't sticking to one side either, he was nearly taking up the entire stair well.

You'd think if someone was going to have the audacity to stop people during their working day and lecture them on moral beliefs they would have the decency to cut their fucking hair and leave the tie dye at home for one day. Dream on, Britain.

Am I mental for thinking that she should have probably rolled both legs up?

Look at this appalling shit. I spend half my waking hours trying to stick up for the dumb McDonalds staff and this is how they re pay me. They think this is acceptable. Shocking isn't it, it's all over the place.

Look at this girl hahahaha asleep in Mcdonalds, feet up. It's weird when you're sober and everyone else is drunk and you kind of wonder why anybody enjoys being drunk at all innit

Bumped into the spice girls on the way to Canvas the other night haha look at me, having a great laugh.

I don't get this. I can't imagine being so so into something that it makes me want to dress up as it and just walk around the streets. It's not even halloween. These people love this shit don't they.

I saw this guy with his ham like calves and his short shorts clinging onto his curly hair as it thins out and I figured this is so me in 5 years.

That's your lot! OOOOOO no it's not. I'm in talks with my printer at the minute over getting short runs of some WickedLand T-shirts done. It's looking like there are going to be 3 different designs, I'll keep you posted once I've got more details.