ITS ME AGAIN

up late again keeping it short and sweet. browsing youtube, found this. top 10 NBA plays from this season, check it out.

also, this just in. someone popping a bubble with their finger.

PESKI-KIDS-LAND

yo! cop the newest mix from under the boy kid cloud umbrella. mother ruin and jo soap, a.k.a PESKI KIDS playing some songs for you to listen to while you work out at the gym, or have a slice of watermelon, or go shopping for ray-bans.

O RRY/ IM IN UR... PICTURES-LAND

got wireless internet at the apartment we are staying in, so ive been looking at some funny pictures on the internet. have you been keeping up aaron?

RIO RIO RIO

on blogger, besides the cob-web riddem little guestbook thats constantly hidden at the bottom of my page, you have the chance, given that you are another blogger account holder, to comment on peoples posts. after posting john barrowman as wasteman of the week, i had this waiting. someones been on wikipedia, and that someone is rio2. i clicked rio2,to jump to the profile and rio2 is a blogger account holder with 3 profile views (one of them was mine) and no blog. this leads me to thinking this is someone i know. if its not, them fair cop. but whatever you say, it doesnt stop him being a fucking smiley wasteman.

POSTCARD-LAND

greetings from bulgaria. its hot here, and my nose is peeling. the food is lovely and cheap, ive ate so much chicken. i have been on the beach all day today, trying to get up like tan-a-man michaels. we were in plovdiv for a couple days (lower central, see postcard) and now we are in sozopol, on the middle east coast. nice little seaside town.

ive seen lots of gypsies with horses and wooden shack houses like in borat.

JAMIE VS RICKY

it was the tough one. the one the pundits couldnt pick apart. the close one. video at the bottom, enjoy.

GO TO SLEEP, BABY

a water colour painting of blake and dan by me, last week.

CARNIVAL-LAND

alright everyone? im in london now, mans off to bulgaria with valena tomorrow. last week, when i was updating there was this african woman in the dmu library, and she was being well annoying. she was watching youtube and laughing out loud like she had never seen the internet before. shit was unreal.

me, jimlad and john went for a mcdonalds and had a right good laugh. on johns cup it said "long, tall and cool" and on jimlads it said "caramel". mine didnt say any shit about me.
soar point the following evening with blake, jimlad, vanessa and john. we went on to superfly after, and it was a bit dead, but it was a laugh. 
WICKED OUUUT. bradley joined us and we had a good laugh on the way home.
we saw a fake akon on some poster for a up and coming party. so for being an imposter, we scratched his fucking eyes out.

british summertime.
my sister done me a lovely dinner with chciken stew, colcanon and all potatoes and shit. me, kuljit, nat and sarah ate it and chatted about some bits and bobs. 
dave and me got a bit wet on the way to work on thursday. i had a good shift though, so its ok.
poker that night, and jimlad won as per usual. i came second.
you ever had that feeling where like your shoes are a bit tight, and your getting blisters or whatever? plasters? thicker socks? vaseline? fuck that, just cut down the backs of your shoes innit, then you dont have to worry about it.
ROSS KEMP ON BRIDGES
saturday, and i booked the day off work to go to the carnival. it fucking pissed it down. me, sam and john had only just got there and the rain started going fucking ridiculous. we got so so soaked. met bradley, walked a bit, got chucked out a taxi, bought a swag cd, got a bus back to the flat.




cue instinct with antony hoppkins and cuba gooding junior RMXD.


next time your in royal, spending money, look to the left and clock the milkshake machine. get one for 1.50, and they are so nice. milky and nice. then, go home and watch creep with jimlad, john and elsa (and his new beard). 

in other news, remember the other week when i did sausages, potatoes and pan fried courgettes and peppers? and my mum grew the courgettes? well she kept growing some of them and loo at the size of this fucking marrow. are you really stupid? note: my dad isnt that short, he is just crouching down for the photo. NO MIDGET
WASTEMAN OF THE WEEK - JOHN BARROWMAN

its so hard to put my finger on why i think this bloke is a prick. i think for one part, i hav trouble getting to grips with americans who are celebrities over here, but not in the states. for instance caprice. fuck off back over there, as if we are easier to smash or whatever. then, there is the fact that he is purely a budget, made for tv tom cruise, always smiling from ear to ear, and never not looking perfect. also, do you know when people come out from nowhere? and suddenly everyone is all "oh yeah, its just him. dont worry, he has been about from day one.." and your thinking, no he aint. why is he on loose woman and shit? who is he. thats why i dont like this prick. have an opinion mate, dislike something, please.

i dislike you. 
i probably wont be on for a couple weeks, because im going away. if by chance the plane crashes then this is the last real post for the rest of time. see you later

UNI-WORK-LAND

this is something i've been working on for the last couple of weeks, finally finished it today. its reassessment work for uni, because i didnt pass a module or something. its a poster for an exhibition called "face to face: type designers and their characters". my boy Paul Renner who i chosen to do my poster about designed Futura and was a German guy interested in the bauhaus.

DAVID GOMEZ MAESTRE

the o is supposed to have an accent. stumbled across this guy when i was skyving on the internet. should be finishing off work. he does nice portraits of people where they look like tropical birds, watch that shit get bitten up to fuck. his blog has loads and loads of nice illustration stuff on it, and links and that, so give it a look. 

http://davidgomezmaestre.blogspot.com/

HOLD TIGHT SPT

john told me that sam taylor had wrote about my blog on a recent sideway interview and he did! its basically a thing about favourties, and he put my blog down as a favourite. thats shits on the main page bitches!!! you can read the full interview here: http://sidewalkmag.com/interviews/favourites_sam_spt_taylor

incase you didnt already know, be sure to check his page out http://www.bloganddie.blogspot.com/ where you can find bare lesta skate stuff and pictures of his mates.

aswell, if you read the interview, next to the link to my blog, there is a link to his "flatmate kyles blog" which has a whole heap of cool drawings on. but be sure to click the pictures, so you can zoom in on the detail. http://www.megaskull.blogspot.com/

SALMONING-LAND

all this week, ive been doing so much uni work. got to get that all sorted for the 3rd, then mans going away to bulgaria! so really, ive been in alot. the weather has been fucking ridiculous, still shite. i was talking to my dad earlier and i reckon we are going to go and live in italy or somewhere.

remember i said they took that park apart completely? they have smashed the shit out of it now. loads of cool new toys and shit on it, makes me wanna be young again. i might sneak on there tonight and give it a go.

overpriced, but you pay for what you get in fast food. this cheeseburger and chips from cyprus was absolutely smashing.

eagle eye cherry? save tonight... tommorow ill be gone. me and jamie got tattoos. call me eagle eye if you see me now. we had one day where for the most part i was doing uni work, but the lads were over and we had a right good fuck about.du-rags from carrie bags...dan is chilling at da flat. john likes this. IPHONERSSSS
SALMON FIGHTING!!! rules of salmon fight are simple. both fighters must be bound at the waist (with arms inside) and ankles, and the fight begins by both opponents hopping towards each other. once one of the opponents are down, the fight "begins" or starts phase two, and just ends when both fighters get tired, or one gives up.

flying with the lads, remember doing this? we did one on the floor where me and george flew on jamie and john, and we linked arms in mid air, and it was fucking wicked, but we didnt get a good picture.poker the following night, and i went out first as usual. jimlad went on to win, swooping a life-changing £25. i turned round and played tiger woods facing the tv for ages. i had a little day dream about when your mum used to tell you if you sit too close you will get square eyes. in my head, my voice told me sarcastically that "it might help you see other peoples cards and actually win for once."kyle signed his contract the next day. he is now a little pea in the iceland family pod.LUKE DONALD GOT FUCKED IN THE ARSE! i finally managed to beat him, so now i aint to bothered about the game. its still good fun though.WAAAAY! we went out on friday night, and it was fucking dead. we went to panic to get the cheap drinks in, got on the way, then we finished off at sophbeck. it was siobhans birthday, but she left more or less as soon as we got there. it was proper dead there too. as you can see though, it didnt stop john, so fuck your night out. i got in at about 4. did work the next day then just crashed out and fell asleep. i love napping.visual reminder, i owe john a pound. i got water and bananas before football. football was fucking smashing this week. nice amount of rain, and there was six aside. the fight got posponded because hof didnt show, but that means we have got a double header next week, pretty exciting!

WASTEMAN OF THE WEEK - LEWIS HAMILTON

i honestly couldnt give a shit about this shiney faced, butter wouldnt melt fucking wasteman. the whole incident with felipe massa reminded me of when this cheat to win prick stole the whole season from under his nose. (what about that anyway? poor bloke cant ever race again and that.) and then after he has one good season, he comes out all cocky in press conferences saying "oh yeah, mans got this one in the hat" and all of that. look at where he has come. nowhere. fuck off and die lewis. i fucking hate the way everyone was going sick for him when he was winning, calling him shit like the nations savour and that shit. he is a fucking arsehole. and kanye west is giving his bird the bone.