WICKED-LANDS 5TH BIRTHDAY

YOOOOOOOOOOOO FIVE WHOLE FUCKING YEARS AY!!!! i thought about this day when i first set up wicked-land. I was sat in a computer lab at uni with only one other person in it, this guy michael who was on my course who i hated. I remember thinking if i made it to five years and could still be bothered to write i would be so so happy. thanks to everybody for reading and making it worth my while. here's to another 5!

earlier today i put out some messages asking for people to submit christmas drawings. a wicked massive thanks to everyone who came through and gave up a bit of time to do a doodle.

Giane Richards

Aaron Bell

Natalie Grubb

Ben Melbourne

Frank Blanco Suarez

Valena Tzv

David Wood

Nially Cat

Miles Splevings

John Burke

Sam Taylor

Thandeka, Bradleys sister (13 years old!)

George Kyriacou

Max Barton

Jamie Mills

Hari Datta

Pete Heyes

Will Wright

BIKID BIKID BIKID!!! THANKS EVERYONE!

i'll post up some drawings tomorrow.

FAMOUS PEOPLE AND SHAMELESS EVIL

yooooo, into february then. how quick did january go? I can't believe it. here are some more things that have been happening. I hope you enjoy.

this is what i like to call a real mans kit kat. speaking of kit kat, they have released four 'new flavours' for a limited time only, but two of them (the white and the peanut butter) have been out on the market before. don't lie.

riveting stuff from Liam Cupkovic on Facebook.

someone had dropped a chicken kebab everywhere, and the chicken that was in it looked fantastic. hof couldn't resist.

AYYYYYY! i met Pete Donaldson from the football ramble podcasts. for the girls, he is a the voice of ITV2 adverts, Katie and Peter, TOWIE, that sort of shit. I was surprisingly starstruck.

Bradley went to birmingham to sort this out, i was so ridiculously buzzing when he shown me. One of the biggest radio DJ's in the UK, wowzaaaa.

Also, Brad bought this back, its a little westwood condom promo item. It was covered in little quotes and song lyrics regarding using protection. 'wear a latex or you might be getting that late text - the text that says she's late' (i fucking love shit like this) 'don't catch nothing you can't throw back'

Kenny Dalglish was checking the back pages of the papers in the tesco garage. Naaah, ok then, all jokes aside. what kind of woman wears a full on liverpool tracksuit with matching bubble coat?

football on sunday was a mad one, pure good fun.

sunday night i went over to see natalie and eat some food. exciting times as an auction on a car she was bidding on ended on ebay. we all watched on.

HSE ONLY WENT AND FACKING WON IT DIDNT SHE! i remember the last time i used ebay, i didn't win the auction and it was so heartbreaking. I've not been back since.

i don't like these little chaps that jam in the bottom of urinals. little silver bells. what is your job? everything works fine with out you, so fuck off.

there is no place to read a book in public (besides on transport) and not look like a wanker. Judging the book by its cover it was some dungeons and dragons shit, and this guy had a pony tail, so its funny still but i kind of know how this guy feels. sometimes on lunch i think it would be really productive to draw or write some lyrics, but i don't dare because i don't want to end up on a blog somewhere being called a 'pretentious prick.'

i saw this bloke two days in a row, wearing the same massive gold sunglasses and bright green beanie hat. he had the most mental, mental, deep brown/orange fake tan/sunbed face.

a few of us hit that new tuesday night hip hop thing at rockafellas. It was really good fun, loads of good bangers got played, it was a proper sing along. it was a pure sweat box though! One of the best nights i have been to in leicester ever.

this is the last photo on wicked-land of bradley with his long hair, he just tweeted a picture of his new hair, its all off! he has had a skin fade.

SLICKID-LAND!

maryland was not open on the way home so we had to settle for cyprus kebab house. the shittest food outlet on narbs? naaaah, thats munch munch. big up cyprus. the second shittest food outlet on narbs. they sorted us out though to be fair.

nobody should have to eat grey chicken.

big up all the mandem.

a weird thing happened yesterday. i was drinking a can of pepsi and when i opened it it didn't fizz, and the drink slowly came up through the opening and spilled into the top bit.

the can was absolutely full to the trim, literally. you know usually you get that little bit of emptiness at the top? this one was bursting. i have never, ever, in all my years of drinking cans of pop seen that.

that's everything then. i'll post some more drawings tomorrow, i hope you have enjoyed your stay. come back soon! thank you!

DRORINS

some new drawings, listen to this as you flick through.

SAFE!

OBLIVIOUS SUBJECTS BAR ONE

HEY UP YOU COOL READING GUYS! here is what has been going on since i got back from poland. it's relatively short because it's all been really quite quiet.

I went to watch Leicester city smash the shit out of Nottingham Forrest on the tuesday evening when we got back with George and Bradley. it was 4-0, bloody brilliant.

we spotted Jimmy Floyd Hasslebaink (former premier league genius), shouted him and he gave us a wave. it was in my top 10 best moments of that evening.

the following night i cooked up a who don dinner for me and jamie. i love vegetables so much, i wish places like peri peri did portions of veg, that would be fucking wicked. my veg here was peppers, red onions, courgettes and sweetcorn in some spanish sauce thing. DEEE RICIOUS

look at how great this lime is. it looks perfect. all the equally measured sections and symmetry and shit. i fucking love stuff like this. that's nature, that shit just happened for no reason. the evenness of the peel around the outside. i like how when you slice into the inside of citrus fruits they are always kind of sealed, even though all the juice is just stored in there.

Boy Better Know did a brilliant video cast on sunday evening on Ustream. it was to celebrate JME's single 96 fuckries being released. they did a live set and were all being pure stupid and wearing bare silly hats and that. DJ maximum was playing some pure decent old school beats.

MOEEEEESH, natalie cooked fajita's on sunday. LOOK AT THIS FUCKING SHIT, YOU DO NOT HAVE SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPENING IN YOUR LIFE. THIS IS HOW I LIVE ABSOLUTELY SOLIDLY EMOTIONAL EVERY TIME.

millsy was faking loving it. you should have seen her silly geordie hands trying to make the fajitas, oh my god. it was a right old state, all falling out of the ends and too big. what a delicious dinner we had.

i felt roooough for this girl. i bet she feels sore when her and her mate go out and about and her mate has got proper ugh boots and she is having to wear her povo edition ones. paaaain. she was pure stepping into the side of them if you know how i mean too.

i think i have forgotten how to draw again.

more people eating maryland in mcdonalds. the workers weren't even batting an eyelid.

some mental shit happened whilst i was in there. I was queuing up to get served and some girl, about 17-18 years old came down the stairs crying asking to speak to a member of security. I got seated upstairs and everyone was looking over at her like something had just happened. she spoke with staff a bit, a few customers came over and said they felt sorry for her as they left.

after she left i turned round to these two girls and asked them what had just happened. apparently some youngish indian bloke has come upstairs and said to the girl that he was just sat where she was and he had lost his phone. he had a quick look around on the floor and the seat, said he couldn't see it and he would try ringing it or something and left.

a few minutes later the girl realised her iPhone 4 was missing from the table. I'm guessing by her reaction that she didn't have insurance. thats mental innit!

this guy was cracking me up. he looked like the shittest secret agent ever. proper conspicuous. i shown my dad the photo and he suggested something cool, he was like 'what if he was the best though?' insinuating that he could be hiding in plain view. I'm into that shit.

thanks for reading then, i'll put a few drawings up that i have recently done. keep checking back and have a blinding weekend.