Wednesday, 26 November 2008

VIRUS-LAND

MORNING. My computer at home has got a virus and is fucked so im having to do this update from the library at uni. its ok, too many voices, and i dont have my ipod anymore so i cannot block them out. the weather has suddenly got well cold.


last week, we had to do some work with these students from some other college, and we had to go and get all the tables from the other room and bring them through. we built them up, and i sat in the excecutive suite from a bit. welcome to my office and that.
i went mosh for the first time on tuesday night too with some people from uni. this cheeky bastard was outside. i gave him 50p for this photo. i said "im taking your photo" and he was like "that is quite rude, how you tell me your going to take my picture and you dont ask." i wonder how many people hear that everynight.thursday swung around, done council, done booker, and i went to meet taz and jodi for a drink at sophbeck. hof was there when i got there, it was wicked! taz bought me two pear ciders, and it was this night where these women show other women how to pole dance, preeeety goood.friday night, we went round dans. im so so shit at call of duty - worlds at war, or whatever the fuck its called, so i just sit back and amuse myself. from what i can gather, billy is the daddy, dan is second in command, then kyle then aaron in terms of how good they are at it. i made a really tense, sharply edited short film, mainly showing real close ups of billys game face. all four of them play at once on the split screen bitch. dan stood on the other side of the room and threw a dart right through iron mans eye. chuffed with that he was. obviously not the real iron man, he is much, much bigger than this little cardboard cut out one.i cant work out if aarons eyes are closed or looking at his nose. either way, after emma (dans sister) took this picture, we went down narbs to get some beers and sweets, and then to aarons free house. we chilled and watched pineapple express again, it was billys first time, so he was loving it. this night in particular, it was so fucking cold.the next morning, on the way to booker, there was a shed, fully mangled just at the side of the park, (on the same corner where i took the photo of all the leafs.) when i came home later that day it was gone. monday night, and me dave and vinny finally went swimming. it was wicked, i aint been swimming in a pool for years and years, so it was really nice man. this woman was doing dumb lenghts for a laugh. like seriously about 50. at 8 o clock, they opened the big pool up, because the competitions had finished. vinesh is a fast swimmer too!i was off swimming for a bit, and all dave and vinny were talking about is getting a pizza. so after a bit of deliberation, vinesh drove us up to meridian, and we went pizza hut. it was about 10 o clock, and this girl looked so knackered who was serving us. dave told me that his mate used to work there, and they dont get paid if there is no customers in, but they have to stay on. i tipped the little lady, and fucking dave and vinesh just split it amungst themselves, and added it to their pizza, cheeky bastards!i sit, all day outside the vending machine at uni, with a hand full of change, and slowly but surely draw out everything, and just eat it as i go along. it takes so long i have to get a seat.wigs, soooothere is always a well nice sunset out of the windows on the top floor, you cant see it really good because of my shite phone camera, but its fucking lovely.

WASTEGASH OF THE WEEK - AVAILABLE CAR WOMAN

it was so hard to find a picture of her on the internet (information super highway my arse) this is the best i can do, but if i say to you "AVAILABLE CAR CASTLE DONINGTON!" then it might ring a bell. i lie in bed at night, think about the day gone by, and do you know how you just hear things? (billy said he hears kyle say "BILLY" once really clearly) i hear "AVAILABLE CAR CASTLE DONINGTON!" over and over again. fuck it, i even start fucking picturing her walking far to fast acros my brain. oh how she winds me up. the sleep ive lost because of her over-emphusiastic voice penatrating my brain with out a condom. "AVAILABLE CAR CASTLE DONINGTON, IM A WASTEPUMPLEX!" "SUTTON AND ASHFIELD!" NO! SHUT THE FUCK UP. i wonder if she was just a really annoying person who worked in branch, and when they sent out the company notice "we need an annoying fast, on the point of breakdown waste-paste-face to be in the adverts, and keep sam grubb awake" everyone just thought of her.

it really is a shit picture, but you know who i mean. ill put some drawings on soon, have a nice few days and if you have read, then sign the guestbook.

Tuesday, 18 November 2008

MIX-MEDIA-LAND*

WOOOOII OIII BUMBA. loads of different bits and bobs here, from over about the last week. there is a new picture post entitled "MARY-LAND" just underneath this too.

sign the guestbook at the bottom of the page, saaaaaaaafe










MARY-LAND

HEY YO YO YO YO YO. ive been going out of my fucking head boshing that shit man. im getting to like 4 a week or something. its been a good week, read on, and done forget to sign the guestbook!


:O :O :O!! i shown john b and he made a good point against working there; how would you feel getting served your maryland by a white man? it just wouldnt be right would it.


near the charlotte, i saw this really nice long thing with lots of repetition.


89p @ dominoes!


we had to make these little models to make animations with for uni. ill have the animation done by the end of the week, so ill stick it on.


friday, we went round dans for a bit, and played call of duty 5. billy was killing it at the end, im so unbelieveably shite.

later, we headed on to jr's house for a get together. how was getting mad into the party spirit going fucking mental putting socks on hands, and pants on heads. FUCKING MENTAL HE IS INNIT

in a heroic style, one of the boys shoplifted a case of fosters from ricky garage, it was so good to watch. also, tom (who i havent seen in 5 years) was back too, so it was wicked to see him.

the next day, i seen all these nice leafs on the way to work, all the same colour. literally 1000's of them, where as last week there was hardly any of them.


i made this at work.


that night, me and aaron went upto town to go to KONTAKT @ sophbeck. we went to the bp garage on the way up, and at the window, they had this really nice thing with lots of different amounts of change laid of in it. and numbers of how much change was in each bit next to it.


brad was down, chilling, working a little bit. check the maryland steeez. brad helped out with this weeks wastegash of the week. he is coming back down from leeds next weekend for football, it should be wicked.


we seen this guy dressed fully in white, inc. cowboy hat, outside sophy. it was well cool.



here is a flick, that i feel portrays the tention in the conversation. joe obama was saying the barack is the man! he was really pationate about it, bringing up good points, john however was argueing that he hasnt done anything yet, and that john with start bumming barack when crunch time comes and he is doing things. josh stood by, watching on, taking it all in.

i feel the 2nd of what is going to become a regular mid-sophbeck-trip over to maryland to get munch with aaron. aaron had wings, i had supreme. while we were there, a bit fight broke out between some guys or fucking nothing!

walking upto next week, i saw this thing, and thought i would take a picture. ive shown about 3 people and asked them if, say when climbing a tree or whatever, if they have ever rubbed any of that fucking green shit in their eyes by accident, and felt the itch, not one of them had!


if you have, let me know in the guestbook at the bottom of the page.

went for a chill with pip, scott (pictured) and joel (not pictured). we were driving about, mcing, then went for a maryland. it was big big big. scott didnt want his milkshake, so pip had it.


WASTEGASH OF THE WEEK - KATY PERRY

now i was texting bradley yesterday evening, and he said ah, how about katy perry for wastegash? and instantly, i was like, no fucking way man, she is a miss world contender. but then we got to talking about it, and bradley said "i kissed a girl" fully fucking grown on him, and "hot and cold" is doing the same thing, and i thought, actually, the previously discussed problem of her being with travis from gym class heroes is half her fault! also, did anybody catch any of the MTV europe music awards? (my mum just brought my dinner to me, some realy nice pasta.) yeah, she was annoying as fuck! proper playing up in front of the cameras, but on the other hand is in next months fhm. oh katy, are you safe or a twat?

big out hereeeeeeeeee! see you next week or something yeaaaaah

Monday, 10 November 2008

NUTELLA-LAND

ease up ease up den. its one of them stupid ones where its quarter to 2 in the morning, and a have work tommorow. this week has been ok, i got assesed at uni, had a brainwave and got rained on.

this was the brainwave. WL? WICKEDLAND MAYBE? gimme five? you do the maths, lookat the hand.

this was a photo of the sky, its shit innit? proper grey and crap. its been raining loads this week.



i took a photo of a indian rude boy giving another (probably) indian rudeboys car a ticket. he said why are you taking a picture of me? i said "erm, the car... your ticket" and he turned away.BRAP ROONEY BRAP

this is ian from uni, telling me that im going to have to talk to the whole class about my crap painting. he is really safe.
asda with the boyo's on thursday night, it was empty as fuck, and really good. i got some blackcurrant and licourice sweets, my favourites. dan throws up dubs like it aint no thing.




this is ice cock at work in its full glory. for anyone who is wondering and hasnt heard the rambling its a drip from a pipe on the same spot all day and night every day and night. it drips and freezes. there was two so i helt one for some indication of scale.

see, big innit.

im going poland with uni next february. if i dont die before then or something. 23rd - 27th. preeeeeety gooood. FACK OFF KRACK OFF. i might go to the football whilst im there.seen birdman in town, regular hyping.

i cant understadn why anyone would get there name (presumably) and then "i want that one!" on a hoodie. think of when she got this done, i just cant get it.




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WASTEGASH OF THE WEEK - KERRY KATONA

this div does my head in. she has got a new fucking t.v programme, and i dont give a shit. i dont want to see her sat there, looking like a fucking tramp talking about her tits all time. they are shit and fat. fat tits are not big tits. then, she goes all mad, and is mad tripping out on chat shows all the time. she won some awards or some shit, like best mum of the year two years running or some fucking gay like that, i think how can she be? because people get thereselves in a pickle and get them selves out(ish) they shouldnt be rewarded.

ill put some drawings up in the next couple days, SIGN THE GUESTBOOK YOOOOO