Tuesday, 30 August 2011


yo yo yo yo, again, sorry for being long. i've just been super busy this week. need to do more drawing because i enjoyed that update.

bikers boys make their own rules.

how nice? i have a really nice pair of green gazelles that i love so much. white and blue goes with anything. trying so hard not to just buy these.

when i seen this woman taking this picture i was laughing thinking 'why would you take a picture in a fast food place?' then i realised i was taking a picture of her. then i realised that is all my life is. then i cried.

this is one of the new weirdo's in leicester. they add one every few months just to keep birdman and bin bag lady happy.

jimlad said that he was walking out of burger king once and shit asked him for 20p towards a drink. he had nearly a full coke left over and offered it to her. she replied 'i want coffee.' looooooooololol

double header in one day. wow.

did some technologing with bradley. exciting stuff. swapping files over, facetiming max, pretty shower shit. #thefuture

i made a little old woman in a bonnet out of a carrier bag and some tj's containers. earlier, i was looking for the pen that i used to draw her face on with and couldn't find it. i just thought now that this would have been the last time i used it and looked next to where i was sat when i drew this face. i foooooooooound it!!!


this little loud spoilt twat child was pissing me off so bad. i was in sports direct, so its already an unbelievably stressful situation, but this little arsehole was whinging about not getting the happy meal toy she wanted. proper pretending to cry and moaning. i wanted to toe poke her in the temple and get her to shut the fuck up.


i went out for a few drinks with some of the lads on friday night.

poppy told me she reads wicked-land and asked for a shout out. here is that happening.

we went to some 'house music' night at rockafellas for a bit. oh my god. people do mad stuff with there hair now. someone said to me a while ago, its all fun and games while girls want to shave a bit of their hair off, but what about when it comes to the time for them to grow it back? they are gonna have to go through a fucked time.

a fucking nike tick? stop fucking begging it. how far is it going to go? we already have people who purposefully try to look like tramps because its supposedly cool, what next? go clubbing in a wheel chair? fuck it.

long islands wrote off a couple people steehuullll.


doesn't this just look delicious? the picture on the box is making me want to buy it even more and eat it. seriously what sort of poverty tramp would even consider buying this shit? because its cheap? just have some chips and a sausage from the chip shop. neither are good for you, but at least you know the chips are cooked fresh. dont eat arsehole and eye sausages, cancer hammy bacon and whipped hydrogenated hen's miscarriage. fuck that noise.

watched the thumping getting given to arsenal by man united round georges. the arsenal boys were not feeling to be honest.

you have to close your eyes and touch a bit of your face if you dont like it.

i ordered a taxi sunday night. instead of them miss calling me, (which i deem to be an acceptable form of communication that has worked for years now) the taxi driver text me. i wasn't in to it. a little too personal for my liking. dont you think? am i wrong?

saw the shittest thing i've ever seen. it was behind the cloak room counter in liquid.

i got stupidly pissed really quick, ruined max's night, met sox on the way out and went home in a taxi. fuck my fucking life. i cannot stress how much i was looking forward to seeing sox, let alone the rest of the bill.

charlie adam earns a lot of money. charlie adam earns £60,000 a week. sort those fucking teeth out. i was gonna make a joke about him getting them shaved down so they look like a saint georges cross but then i remembered he is scottish :'(

speaking of english, you should buy this england watch. advertised in the sun (lool obv.) you can pay nothing now, and it comes complete with the words 'courage' 'pride' and 'SUPREMACY' engraved in it. jeeeeeeeesus christ there is no rules anymore is there.

thats it. thanks for reading. im so so hungry so im going to have some beans on toast. ooooooh, im really looking forward to this. cheers!

Monday, 29 August 2011


hi everyone, i've not had a great amount of time to write a post, but im gonna get on it tonight. I've started a new job today, so that's exciting.

Embedded is a video of something that happened over the weekend. Didier Drogba, the chelsea striker went up for a header and got knocked out cold by the Norwich goalkeeper. He is out of it by the time he hits the ground, its really quiet something if you didn't see it over the weekend.

i'll be back later.

Tuesday, 23 August 2011


Kyle Buswell and Sam Elliott wrap up their discussion about public transport, covering shittest places, travelling as a wounded man, missing trains and trouble with Kyle's nana on a bus.

this is the last episide in the current series of hi, society, but i'll be filming some more very soon. thanks for looking and watching!

Monday, 22 August 2011


moooooorning!!! a nice early one today. or at least I'm writing this early. not sure if i'll put it up early, so it might be midday or something, either way, hope your monday is going ok. here are some things that i have had the pleasure of enjoying over the last week.

so natalie and my mum fucked up the darnce in the kitchen. they made some idiot spread with bare meats, home made little sausage rolls, quiches, loads of nice salads and breads and shit like that. it was proper shower.

i saw a guy with a fucking HUGE head in wagamama's. that same one.

that night i went to the cinema with natalie, rose and byron. we went to see the inbetweeners. it was really funny, a good way to end the whole thing i reckon. funny throughout.

saw some girl in an angry birds hoodie. is that what its become now? clothes and the clothes you wear say so much about your identity, and she decided to go for a little game on a phone? she had a fucking sony erricson anyway (l---hooooo-sseeeerrrr) so she is playing angry birds on somebody elses phone.

seen these two twats in town sat on the floor playing a song and singing. poverty bastards. literally begging, but clearly not homeless. the lad was doing the main vocal and she was doing his backing. they were shit. i hate seeing these kind of twats, get a life. or a real gig at a pub or something. just fuck off.

speaking of two twats in town, me and frank bought some headbands. frank put his on and said "oh sick, i look like nadal or something!" it was a buzz out moment.

i love these boards.

natalie treated me to a nice breakfast at twoten. she put mustard on her fry up. dont really think thats the one, but i cant be a condiment dictator. (i hate condiment dictators.)


we seen some different style (kind of) shower car up vicky park. when i first saw this i was hating on it. now I've had this photo on my phone for a week i really quiet like it. like a little pimping car or something.

this was friday, when it was duuumb crazy hot. like silly nice. this guy was fully blacked out, wearing some baggy black jeans and a coat. i dont know what the fuck he was thinking when he got up and got dressed for the day.

imagine they are proper hysterically laughing. or swearing. "OOOOH FUUUUCK OOOOOORFFF!!!"

lolz at the little dot nipples on the bottle of the ball bag. hahaha. wicked. it looks so wicked and stripped back, like whoever put it up was rushed and had to make it so simple and quick.

this is simeon the grinner from work. always grinning. when i took this picture i started laughing and explained to him that the way he grins just makes me laugh. he said 'people complain me "why do you smile?" and i say... "default"' LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL!!!!!!!! he is rapidly becoming one of my favourite booker boys.

this is an idiot guy who works in big johns. so thick. he has one of those punchable faces where he constantly looks as if you are having a go at him. kind of with his eyebrows arched at the ends.

the other day, not only did he point blank ignore me and sam and try to let this other guy jump in front of us in the queue, he fucked up my order. what a fucking mongol.

if you go into big johns pissed out of your head, jump the counter and smash his little useless face in. i personally will give you £3 sterling.

the pizza was nice none the less, we watched it as x factor started.

i chilled with jason after work yesterday. put a bet on the football, got a little greggs on the way into town.

we saw the subway free wifi being taken to new lows. people literally sat out in the street using it. poverty in the u.k. how shameless.

met up with jimlad for a nandos later. i like the way that in my life nandos is slowly but surely replacing a sunday dinner. i kind of think roast dinners are over rated anyway. everyone bums them off, and the more i grow up, the less they become my thing. i like my sisters chicken roast, but thats about it to be honest.

the new tango adverts are really nice. pure cool illustration shyeeeeet.

the sky is proper blue today so I'm going to try to have a good day to go with it. i just got a text, it was mikesh saying he can play for our 6 a side team tonight. its a start to a good day innit?

cheers for reading as ever, ill post something up tomorrow!!! byeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Sunday, 21 August 2011


Kyle Buswell and Sam Elliott discuss public transport covering price rises, good and bad bus companies and who is to blame for how expensive public transport has become.

ill be back with a weekly post tomorrow. cheers!

Saturday, 20 August 2011


so i was on reception for a bit at work today and found this really nice coloured pen. i started drawings with it and really enjoyed it. the reason i have not been drawing a lot of late is because im really struggling with media and or what specific pen to use. it might sound silly, but i cant just draw with any pen, it has to be a certain one. here is what came out today, i hope you enjoy.

thanks for looking, hopefully i like drawing again now. i'll try to keep on it.