Friday, 30 November 2012



did anybody catch the Chelsea VS Man City game last weekend? god it was fucking drab wasn't it? how boring can football get? the highlight of two of the most exciting teams in 'the best league in the world' was Drogba watching on from a box just being a fucking shower guy. he is so cool.

Copped a quick Bar B Q base with Olly. Man this looked so fucking sick. I think its the salad in bar b q base that makes it look so sick all the time.

real skeng daddy food now. don't ever catch to man

I copped these Chocolate peanut cookies from the international supermarket. looking at them you think they would be the most unbelievably delicious thing ever right? they were bang average.

spotted this pear outside and it made me laugh. don't you think the little hole in it looks really like a mouth making a sound like 'auuuuuuuuu' hahahaha. I kept pointing at it and making that sound, it was really cracking me up.

frank got his old electric guitar back from his mum and dads house and was fucking around with it on sunday. walking around the flat with his little hip mounted amp strumming away. it kind of funny just waltzing around but still plugged into an amp, for the rockstar in transit.


This guy was in like a really smart office office kind of outfit with a lovely little shirt and tie but finished it off with some skin tight leather trousers. that's mental isn't it? like he looked pure smart and then just fuck it up wearing half bondage gear with it, why not.

Me, Max, Tom and Gwop boxed off pizza hut buffet on lunch the other day. we rolled at about 12:30, got our table, made our order and then went over to fill our plates. the restaurant wasn't particularly busy, but there was no pizza out. we waited for about 5 minutes annoyed that there was still no pizza coming. I asked a member of staff if we could have some and he said that some was on its way. about a minute later one little round waitress came down with two pizzas to a table surrounded by customers and said to us "I heard there was some moaning...?' i said that there was and she replied 'well I can't just put my hand in the oven and pull it out' dumped her pizza and marched off.

Dumb little dickhead, like we are being out of order for going to pizza hut around lunchtime and expecting there to be food out. the same amount of staff manage the same amount of customers every day, just be prepared and cook some fucking pizza for the people. she annoyed me, i might write a letter of complaint haha

This display was in Debenhams, obviously for christmas they are selling jars of various sweets. it was such a nice display and it was sick looking at them all together, i love collections of things. some of the jars were like mixed too, so halfway down they changed into another sweet. veeeery nice.

this bloke was in Mcdonalds doing a crossword. it blows my mind that people can enjoy doing crosswords in 2012. haven't we as the human race moved on from shit like this? If he doesn't want to jam on his phone like all the young people do then why not just read the paper? is that not more fulfilling? I dunno. If i ever go for a stay in hospital and one of you lot turn up with a bumper book of crosswords I will not be impressed.

This girl was being sick in town, casually outside Fenwicks in the day. she was walking with about 4 other girls then just dipped off and started being sick next to this bench. after she had finished she rejoined her mates. as i turned round to have a look at her she said 'better out than in' and carried on about her day as normal. She didn't have many teeth.

Thanks for having a read, hope you enjoyed your little trip to wicked-land. Im going to be recording a new podcast this weekend with a few of the guys, so make sure you keep an... ear out for that. FOREVER WICKED LANDING

Thursday, 29 November 2012


It's that time again, here are some things I've seen this week that I enjoyed that I'm hoping you haven't and you can enjoy too. Firstly, something I'm guessing you will have heard.

This is Bruno Mars' new song. Despite it being a 100% shameless String/The Police bite I think its so sick, I can't stop listening to it. The harmony in the second verse is veeeeery leng.

Here is a nice photo I found

I think this is one of those .Gifs you can watch a lot of times and spot new stuff. look at the shell floating out of the top of the gun.

There is a new series on BBC at the minute called David Attenborough; 60 Years in the Wild. Its all about how advances in research and technology have helped to aid the development of David Attenboroughs documentaries. Really interesting stuff. This photo was the current cover photo for the second episode on Iplayer, I really really liked it.

It would be cool to be so bothered about books to have this many. I feel for young people, books are kind of like bicycles at the minute. they are supposed to serve a purpose but they just act as a begging tool to try and come across as cool and individual. Do you think the internet is going to kill book collections like this?

I love shit like this. Loads of cool symbolism like this in the TV show 'Lost', pure aztec shit.

This is sick too isn't it? I love the way the colours that make up the background are all sort of similar tones, and then the sky and foreground and a really nice contrasting red colour. palettes like this are wonderful.

Ive spent my whole week showing everyone these. they came to my attention last week and i know I'm super late but they just slipped under my radar. Big Narsite has been posing as a kind of agony aunt on one youtube channel and has been answering problems people are sending in to him. I adore the humour in these videos, there are about 16 on the channel, if you are in to em, check out the others cos they are all so funny.


Wednesday, 28 November 2012



that clear bottle on the right of the last photo is a 'still fruit flavour drink' it looks delightful.

Monday, 26 November 2012


Ok, so over the weekend twitter and Facebook was absolutely alight with rumours that on friday night a girl shit herself in a club in Leicester, supposedly at a DMU night. 'DMU' trended worldwide because of this rumour. There was no real concrete evidence out straight away, a lot of people talking about it and posting a couple of pictures that had gone viral.

I tweeted this to see if I could get any more information.

Sure enough a few of the twitter guys came through more or less all saying the same thing, that they too had heard it happened and had seen these two pictures (seemingly contradicting each other because of the position of the offending article) and shared them with me.

There was a lot of uncertainty surrounding where the incident had took place. people were saying it was an official DMU night, but the De Montfort University Student Union quickly went out of their way to dead those rumours. I heard Sosho, Chilli White and also Thread, with the majority taking Thread as the venue it actually took place at a night called 'Agenda'

In this vlog regarding the incident shared by 'Pinky GoGetta' she explains that the promotor outside of the club told her that she couldn't come in because 'some bitch done shit in the club!'

Anyway, the following day those same two images were floating around and a name started to emerge like a phoenix from the flame. 'Tanya Rahman' was being banded around, with a couple of people from completely different social circles bringing this name into the equation.

Besides from Nico sharing a picture tweeted by Craig Wardle, a girl I went to school with had this to say on the matter. Obviously I had to question it, and if you scroll down you can see my question and the answer she gave me highlighted in yellow.

This is the accused, in a photo taken from her Facebook account. You can see the similarity but given the quality of the viral photo it is hard to draw any conclusive thought.

I dug a little deeper and found Tanya on twitter to have a look through her tweets. Nothing on the night of the incident, but then again she isn't really a keen tweeter anyway. Rather than make it public that it wasn't her, she spent her night tweeting X Factor contestants about their respective performances at the weekend.

I found this among her tweets, in response to a conversation between @Pinky_GoGetta and @MrHypzOnline. Pinky's tweet explained it wasn't her, but the original tweet by Hypz had been deleted by the time I found this.

I thought it was only fair to give the accused a chance to give a statement regarding the incident. No reply as yet, I'll take that as a refusal to comment. I'll keep you updated.

My conclusion is inconclusive! After a quick reverse google image search I found this articles with the photo that surfaced supposedly of this Tanya girl. The photo has been in circulation since about february this year, quite obviously not her then. here are some results from the search. this photo obviously got dragged into it by someone as the events were panning out.

Wether there is a link between the other photo and this Tanya girl is yet to be seen, or if it was simply a case of mistaken identity from the february photo. I think somebody did shit themselves in the club, because of how quickly it all blew up. I'll keep an ear out and update you guys if I get a reliable eye witness account. A touch of the whole 'people getting ID'd in Mcdonalds' rumour around this one isn't there? a couple of individuals stirring the pot and adding to the lies to try and thicken up the story.


Friday, 23 November 2012


Everybody always liked the blue ice poles. don't get me wrong, blue ice poles are lovely but the yellow ice pole was far nicer i always found. It was tropical flavour. that's so amazing right?


last friday night I went to a dead fancy dinner at the city rooms to celebrate the first birthday of the Fosse Business Breakfast Club. here is everyone around our table throwing up some W's. shame about the swag quality of the photo. i hate people who are shit at taking pictures. In this day and age its ridiculous isn't it?

Speaking of ridiculous, I'm not having this. Look at his shopping, gripped between his ankles. genius.

a few of us went to firebug on saturday night for some drinks for max's birthday. 

I really really like pear cider, especially rekorderlig, and it seems I'm in a minority. everyone prefers more fruity ciders, which even given my sweet tooth i don't really like that much. Brad shown me this drink called 'Old J', somebody has recreated the old Sailor Jerrys recipe and made it available. I had a taste of it and instantly it brought back memories of Panic at Leicester Square haha



big shout to Nially and Marvin, both wicked-landers from day, but yet to make an appearance! here they are in their joint WL debut throwing up a little shape. special mention to Bradleys tremendous face in the background. wow.

I went for a bite to eat at Jones' on Queens road over the weekend and copped this chicken burger and chips. It was so mentally good. From the first moment I saw it I knew it would be one of those things I would crave all the time. Instead of a bun they just casually used a bagel and the chips were covered in chilli and parmesan cheese, a seriously unbelievably good combo. The burger was full of lovely little salad and sauces and that, all for £6.70. definitely gonna cop this again.

This guy was in there sat next to us and he boxed off a fry up so fast, like didn't even enjoy it, he just wolfed it. as his food came out to his table with the fry up he ordered the beef equivalent of the burger I had and it sat opposite him. everyone was wondering if he was expecting company, but as soon as he ate the fry up he just moved straight on and smashed the burger and chips. It really was a lot of food, and it was a seamless transition between tastes. the thought of having a fry up then a burger and chips makes me feel a bit sick, not only because of the sheer quantity of food but because of the difference in taste straight away.

I went with Frank to watch Lord Finesse at the music cafe sunday night. his show was tremendous, he sounded exactly like his records, and did a really good long comprehensive show. His talks to the crowd in between the songs were brilliant too, he really was quiet funny. He had good funny stories about how he encounter a lot of different famous new york rappers from his era, and spoke about when he was younger and getting into hip hop culture.

The highlight of the show for me was at one point Dj Boogie Blind was doing a little juggling skit and Lord Finesse jumped behind the decks and went back to back with him. a very talented man indeed.

look at this bloke giving his girl a choke hold headlock in mcdonalds. "Bitch, shut the fuck up' loooool

Wednesday night I went to see Ben Howard on his Every Kingdom tour with Paige at the O2. The show blew me away, the songs were so progressing and atmospheric, it really was a special treat. I knew he was playing Leicester for well over a year and to think this day I was waiting for came around at last was really exciting.

Finally, a dickhead beg dressed stupidly for no reason in town. You'd hope that something like bringing new life into the world and having a child would make these cretins grow out of wearing a woolly hat with multicoloured fucking horns on it wouldn't you? Whats the point.

AND THATS WHAT WE CALL WICKED-LAND! Im gonna get a podcast done soon, ill see if i can do it next week sometime. have a smashing weekend! and cheers for reading!