Tuesday, 31 January 2012


some new drawings, listen to this as you flick through.


Thursday, 26 January 2012


HEY UP YOU COOL READING GUYS! here is what has been going on since i got back from poland. it's relatively short because it's all been really quite quiet.

I went to watch Leicester city smash the shit out of Nottingham Forrest on the tuesday evening when we got back with George and Bradley. it was 4-0, bloody brilliant.

we spotted Jimmy Floyd Hasslebaink (former premier league genius), shouted him and he gave us a wave. it was in my top 10 best moments of that evening.

the following night i cooked up a who don dinner for me and jamie. i love vegetables so much, i wish places like peri peri did portions of veg, that would be fucking wicked. my veg here was peppers, red onions, courgettes and sweetcorn in some spanish sauce thing. DEEE RICIOUS

look at how great this lime is. it looks perfect. all the equally measured sections and symmetry and shit. i fucking love stuff like this. that's nature, that shit just happened for no reason. the evenness of the peel around the outside. i like how when you slice into the inside of citrus fruits they are always kind of sealed, even though all the juice is just stored in there.

Boy Better Know did a brilliant video cast on sunday evening on Ustream. it was to celebrate JME's single 96 fuckries being released. they did a live set and were all being pure stupid and wearing bare silly hats and that. DJ maximum was playing some pure decent old school beats.


millsy was faking loving it. you should have seen her silly geordie hands trying to make the fajitas, oh my god. it was a right old state, all falling out of the ends and too big. what a delicious dinner we had.

i felt roooough for this girl. i bet she feels sore when her and her mate go out and about and her mate has got proper ugh boots and she is having to wear her povo edition ones. paaaain. she was pure stepping into the side of them if you know how i mean too.

i think i have forgotten how to draw again.

more people eating maryland in mcdonalds. the workers weren't even batting an eyelid.

some mental shit happened whilst i was in there. I was queuing up to get served and some girl, about 17-18 years old came down the stairs crying asking to speak to a member of security. I got seated upstairs and everyone was looking over at her like something had just happened. she spoke with staff a bit, a few customers came over and said they felt sorry for her as they left.

after she left i turned round to these two girls and asked them what had just happened. apparently some youngish indian bloke has come upstairs and said to the girl that he was just sat where she was and he had lost his phone. he had a quick look around on the floor and the seat, said he couldn't see it and he would try ringing it or something and left.

a few minutes later the girl realised her iPhone 4 was missing from the table. I'm guessing by her reaction that she didn't have insurance. thats mental innit!

this guy was cracking me up. he looked like the shittest secret agent ever. proper conspicuous. i shown my dad the photo and he suggested something cool, he was like 'what if he was the best though?' insinuating that he could be hiding in plain view. I'm into that shit.

thanks for reading then, i'll put a few drawings up that i have recently done. keep checking back and have a blinding weekend.

Tuesday, 24 January 2012


ok, so i made a deeper dinner last week, luckily jamie was around to take you lot through a step by step.

I'm talking about spicy rice with bare vegetables in it, proper nice fajita chicken and roasted red peppers.

STEP ONE: put a nice bit of rice into the wrap.

STEP TWO: carefully line up chicken across the top of the rice.

STEP THREE: get some peppers across the chicken. use your hands if you need to. spread some sour cream on the right hand side of the wrap.

STEP FOUR: put some salsa on top of the pile of rice, chicken and peppers.

STEP FIVE: do the same with some guacamole.

STEP SIX: sprinkle some cheese on top. we used cathedral city as it is the best, but its up to you if you want to use pussy boy tasteless red cheese. enjoy it.

STEP SEVEN: carefully and tightly roll the wrap, and gently, in a sawing motion, cut through the middle of the wrap.

STEP EIGHT: listen to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fWvub_WBho as you celebrate your delicious food.



Friday, 20 January 2012


James White is a digital artist living in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. He has had bare clients, Toyota, Nike, Google, VH1 to name a few. he is also known for being the artist behind Tron legacy.

I pure like his style, proper complex photoshop and illustrator use, it looks well like all that daft punk sci fi stuff that is real cool. here are a few of my favourite bits of his.

here is a video for his process. this is him designing the cover for 'action/thriller IV', a compilation of stock movie trailer music made by Imagem Production Music.

this guy is a king.

Thursday, 19 January 2012


ok so part 2! this was on the same day as where we left off with the last post.

as you can imagine all the convenience shops were ridiculously good, they sold loads of everything.

including anus chocolate. make of that what you will.

bad boy dog in the adidas shop.

ok so this was mental. inevitably we ate some mcdonalds. i've never felt more annoyed at our mcdonalds before in my life. the brown and green boxes are their two main burgers (beside the obvious standard issue ones) and they are simply mind-blowing. especially the green box.

the green one has a bun with cheese and bacon bits on top of it, big mac sauce, a slice of cheese, a nice burger, proper smokey smoked bacon (not like the burnt ham we get over here) and then a cheesy patty, but the cheese inside is like a slightly thicker cheddar nacho cheese, covered in breadcrumbs.

words cannot begin to explain how incredible this tastes. jamie described it as 'bazerk' and he wasn't wrong at all. they taste ridiculous.

the other one would still easily be the best burger in this country, but didn't quiet reach the rurified heights of its cheesy friend. it had an odd vinaigrette kind of sauce, cheese, bacon, a hash brown and the burger, all in the same bacon and cheese bun. ludicrous.

jamie got the appropriate food for the gentlemen too hungover to leave the bed.

stuffed peppers in a tomato sauce in a kebab shop like thats not the best thing you have ever seen. i wonder what polish people think of maryland and tj's?

this guy was sick, he had a bike with a bench on the front.

we went out on the saturday night. we found a place that was like firebug upstairs and sophbeck downstairs. it was distinctly average but we all agreed that you would inevitably get sucked in and spend the night there.

i really liked this plumbing. i remember being pissed, looking at it and buzzing out in disbelief. it was like a sick, thick metal shoelace.

we met two great dutch guys in the hostel, Tom and Annelot. they came out with us on that night and it was a right laugh. they were the kind of couple that has a secret hand shake, that's cool as fuck. but it wasn't your standard cuffs and slaps, it was a real complex, tight selection of moves. check it out.

it was fully tvizzle season.

more of those delicious burgers. mcdonalds is the most unreal thing in the world.

it was getting pretty tense living on top of each other. macho man bullshit pursued.

these wicked USB wristbands were in the adidas shop. pretty show show.

they had these wicked street vendors that sold pizza slices and calzones. the slices were massive, like a quarter of a 12'' pizza and they cost £2.40. they were delicious and amazing.

we spend one evening getting pissed in the communal room of the hostel doing tricks like the one where you lean against the doorframe and your arm raises by itself. this is my personal favourite.

lie face down on the floor and keep your forehead and belt pressed against the floor. get one friend to hold your relaxed arms up in the air, straight ahead of your head for 2 minutes, the higher the better. get another friend to do the same to your legs.

after two minutes, have them slowly lower your arms and legs until they touch the ground, all going to plan you should feel like your body goes into the ground. it's the best feeling you can feel without sex or drugs.

we went to a bar called 'rehab'. the flyer read 'when i grow up i want to go to rehab' with a picture of a little girl saying it. how distasteful haha.

dan got the shots in, a massive platter for a couple of quid.


more delicious mcdonalds burgers.

we went to the mall on the last evening for a look around. the food in the food court was carried away again.

stuffed aubergines, with cheese, hand made fries with vegetables and mental lasagne. it was so peak.

they had a massive ice-cream parlour too. every flavour imaginable. here is bubblegum ice cream, it looks so good doesn't it.

check out jimlads review.

lol @ belittling enclosed creatures. nah, on a real these fish had the tiniest little circle thing to live it. poor bastard.

saw a dead ringer of scratchy from roll deep. i tweeted him the picture, he didn't tweet back. never mind.

this guy had these hideous green puma boots on in the departure lounge. what made him think to buy these? it's mental what some people do.

these little cartoons are so funny. second row, third in from the left. loooool

that's it then, that's poland. it was such a wicked trip. i'll scan and post some drawings i did while i was there tomorrow. wiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiiiiicked-laaaand.