Tuesday, 30 October 2012

OCTOBER ILLUSTRATIONS

Here is a little collection of doodles from the month of October, I hope you enjoy them! I'm going to try and make a concious effort to draw a bit more, I really need to get back into it.










Thanks for looking! WXCKXD LXND

Friday, 26 October 2012

DONT LIVE YOUR LIFE WRONG

OH HEY THERE LITTLE WICKEDLANDERS! WOSKENON?!?

another week of life has whizzed by. Times mad isn't it? Like every time I do this kind of post I'm aware of the fact that it's been a full week since the last time I did one and how fast it goes. Somehow it was 5 and half years since I started writing this shit. mad.

Max constantly takes photos of his cats. Cats are like tattoos these days in a sense that people only have them to go around telling other people they have them. Max's cats always screw me, they have developed weird characteristics from all knocking about together constantly.


went and fucked around with Kama, Beefcake and Gwop on sunday. we tried on some weird little kids pirate hat things. because I'm stood under a light, doesn't it look like in photoshopped into this picture? bizarre isn't it? haha I'm not into it.


People with iPads rarely just have an iPad do they? They usually have to shove it in your face, be it on the train, or in Slug and Lettuce on a monday over lunch. Im sure this little woman doesn't need to watch whatever it is she was watching. I think this is more about just showing everyone around her that she has an iPad.


How can my man just walk his dog through the highcross like that is just normal life? does anything matter anymore? The Highcross security didn't even stop him, so is it just open season now? I might start cycling in there, or just organise a game of football with my mates seen as it is a park now. fuck it.


Hold light topman dad though. what would the world be without these late 30's early 40's blokes who dress like 19 year old EMA boys? Fucking normal and dignified.


we had a staff night out at work to meet all the new staff who we took on over freshers. Turns out only about 3 of them turned up, so it was just all the old lot. These are my Rockstar Promotions Wicked-land guuuuurls hahaha


Ros was pure pissed and borrowed this guys glasses, it made me laugh. something about girls wearing those kind of gangster glasses really cracks me up.


Please god if ever i have a daughter let her be weaned onto heroine and sold in a european sex trafficking ring before she sits on the floor outside of the clock tower mcdonalds. This is a low isn't it? Look at the lads hands behind his back in a disapproving manner loool


I got home monday night more or less at the same time as frank got in from the restaurant. He brought me one of those steak, pepper and cheese sandwiches and some roast potatoes to go with it. we sat on my bed eating and face timed Max. good innit? People are eating maryland to get their pissed up food fix and I'm out here eating steak sandwiches cooked by a fucking professional chef? fuck off world.


why the fuck would you kneel down on a wet floor when you have no need to? are you proposing to my man sat in the work van? Is this real life before my eyes? he better have a bad back because that is the only way i can justify what he is doing. even then, just stand up straight away from the van and chat to him. it doesn't make sense.


I was on my way to meet Sam for lunch. we bossed up Nandos and spoke about Danny Dyer, Mike Tyson, Will Miles and robbing nandos sauces. It was a really sick lunch, by the way; they give you two loyalty stamps on your card on a wednesday instead of one now, its a new thing they are doing, So go!


I went to manchester yesterday to go see Jeremy Kyle be filmed. Manchester has some absolutely lovely architecture, I would really love to go to the city for a proper day out and a look around. of what I seen of it it looked stunning.


This made me laugh. a huge board as soon as you walk in of his big egocentric face.


In life, some people will wear crap shit.


We were sat literally front row and the filming they did was for a few different episodes so I think we will be all over the TV. During the intervals he made a huge example and joke out of me asking me about my sex life and stuff like that. It was really funny and embarrassing. If someone asks me 'what is your claim to fame?' I can say "Ive been on stage at the Jeremy Kyle show and quizzed about my sex life.'


After we got back Bradley, Tom and myself went to Sosho to check out the new thursday night there, Famous. It was fun, the company I work for is putting the night on so we got a nice VIP booth to ourselves. It was pretty chilling just sat in this booth facing the club, especially after the day of travelling we had had.


Everyone was out wearing their best shoes out to the posh new club.


Thats all from my sarcastic, self righteous, over opinionated blog for today. see you all very soon and enjoy your weekend! 

Wednesday, 24 October 2012

#JUSDOIN'ME.TV - KURLY HYPA

HERE IS A NEW VIDEO OF ME SINGING A SONG, IM THE NEW FUCKING JAMES BLUNT IN HERE I SWEAR DOWN


LYRICS: (ACCORDING TO THE GOOGLE LIVE TRANSCRIPT)

0:08     to students review
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that's the reason i ask you a wildfire really we start out with
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darn missile received
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tons of past became educators believe what was going to take me called alcohol
0:23
changed and changed his legacy system funding my project has its benefits i
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sent them home with us
0:29
local leaders important struggle activities
0:33
booming executive even studied
0:35
must be completed dot with police departments have a moderator given the
0:39
new districts buttons on the sort that out this court of appeals are not going
0:43
to college football today
0:45
julies canceled let me ask means nothing to speak
0:49
captured a latent print
0:50
impassable over paintings on walls baskets
0:56
buildings destroyed mosques on the stand now the peaches
0:59
in the middle doesn't start for missus
1:02
but that's about
1:05
speaking with us so i don't know
1:07
but but
1:08
dot blotting left one of the innocent
1:12
and i think a past models ballpark
1:16
the menu andres placed attendance
1:20
attendance at those places
1:22
evidently market right away she doesn't know
1:25
to download every those individuals that homes the dimension to the police chief
1:29
hosting
1:31
between parked cars and trucks electronic practice
1:36
looks like a opened on the contents of the deposition lovable pocket one of the
1:41
folks at home
1:42
chahti hai pistol-whipped me
1:45
given what was the conscience of the protocol one big because that is also
1:49
located
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heavy trucks is the proper programs and market expected us a little flexible
1:57
hands because it was felt threat bonus let's face it lost its exports be
2:02
developing though don't get the best of luck more constructive would never be a
2:06
lot about publishing company clips the bottles of wine
2:10
some important goal
2:12
dana point ca next bathhouse
2:15
calvin klein's death

Tuesday, 23 October 2012

MCREEEEEMIIIIIXXXXX

BUY THAT MEAL


PUT THAT CHEESE SLICE IN THAT MCCHICKEN SANDWICH


PUT SOME DELICIOUS JALAPEƑOS IN THAT FUCKING THING


MOD THAT MCDONALDS


GET THAT NUTELLA


PUT THAT DOLLOP IN THE MCFLURRY AND MIX THAT SHIT


HAVE A LIFE YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY ENJOY WHILST SCREAMING 'FUCK EVERYBODY'

Friday, 19 October 2012

THE ATTIRE OF STRANGERS

wassup wicked-land guys? Its hardly rained in ages and this makes me so so happy. I can deal with the shorter days and the cold creeping in, but what I cannot deal with is rain, and we have been blessed with it being very dry recently.

JJB shut down then. This is news to me, I didn't even know that their parent company had fucked up real bad but apparently it did. Sports direct have fucking done it then haven't they? now their sub par outlets have monopoly and we cannot do anything about it.


We went out for Jimlads birthday last thursday night. We went to the Pyramid Lounge for the Mike Tyson appearance thing. He didn't show up, so we moved on to chilli whites and got a bit too pissed. this photo was at like 4 in the morning before maryland and a trip to the casino. It was a wicked night.


OI BIRDMAN CANT SAY ANYTHING. NOTHING AT ALL. WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION IN LEICESTER. he was wearing a fucking durag, biker leathers and high tops. everybody just pack up your belonging and head for mountains please. life isn't real now.


We went out on friday to Shabnag at the O2, it was a really good night. Bitches were walking around without shoes on by about 11pm. It's not that is it? like whats the fucking point in dressing up if you are gonna get to the club and wind down? get comfortable? bun these dumb bitches man, it doesn't even bare thinking about.


Brad came out and left pretty soon after arriving due to illness (he is still not well now, please send your well wishes) but aside from him, this was the team. Sam Simpson loooool some yellow guy now.


Dan and Gwop are gonna have a fight for charity and all the proceeds will go towards paying for medicine to get Bradders back to full health. Ill let you know the date.


Teeps came to record something. I think he is the only person I know who would just roll round to record some music dressed in a full suit. Enjoy it.


Imagine being this guy. Remember me laying into this hat the other week? I can't imagine being him and buying it and just being like 'yeah, ill just wear that.' fucking mental. Is he living every day as if its his last? 'You only live once'...is he applying this motto wherever possible like a personal mantra to live his every move by? At the point in time when he decided to wear this clothing accessory with an acronym for 'You Only Live Once' emblazoned across it he was stood with 5 other asian males chatting on Humberstone Road. Sunday afternoon. AH WELL YOLO  -_-


NOW this girl was just wearing a coat, but on backwards and open, so her backpack was poking out. she looked so dumb. thing is, if i saw a black guy do this, I think it would seem so ridiculous it would be cool. she looked a twat though.


Old Wazro made a little drum kit out of stuff on our table in the Slug and Lettuce. If it's not DOBSTOP its GRIME BUTLINS, if its not GRIME BUTLINS its MAKING DREWM KITS OUT OF STUFF YEAH


Im starting to have enough of this kind of shit. A new form of begging for attention that people are going for is dressing up like a complete twat but under the guise that it is for a higher meaning. There has been a real boom in like charity workers and stuff doing mental things under the guise of raising money for charity. I don't have a clue what this woman was about, but standing in town wearing a garment made of ripped rags, some dumb hat covered in badges and having her face painted like an unfinished baseball fury is surely tailor made to fucking ruin my day. I wanted to ask her why. if its not this shit its those fucking famicom wankers down and around DMU. please can everybody just chill for a bit.


I thought I would finish today with some shower dons. Sikh's are probably my favourite people in society at the minute. this two guys looked so cool just chilling, watching the world go by. I love the way they will wear a full suit (usually beige or cream) with a pair of £12.99 white tennis trainers from Fame Fashions or whatever, so skenged out. either way, these guys are bosses.


COOL THANKS FOR READING, CATCH YOU OVER THE WEEKEND

Thursday, 18 October 2012