Sunday, 31 August 2014

ALS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE

I've donated to the MNDA (Text ICED55 £5 to 70070 to donate £5) and to Cancer Research UK (Text BEAT to 70099 to donate £3)


Friday, 29 August 2014

NOTTING HILL / BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND

Some belated photos from last weekend with some chums at Notting Hill Carnival



























Wednesday, 27 August 2014

Tuesday, 26 August 2014

MEAT AND GREET

What it do, we back. We back.

Back to the real world. You seen these? Milky Way and Galaxy squeezy sandwich spreads. Pretty sick innit. Clock the smart W Tom made. Pretty good right?


It's not nearly his birthday but using the touchscreen generator I made the perfect cake for Tom. He loves motorsports, technology and tits, so I combined those using my brain and made him this.


'It aint gonna suck itself.' Just when I thought Asda was a few, stretched, stained slogan T-shirts short of being the best place on earth this happened.


Saw Meridian Dan and P Money at Beastwang on A Level results night. Meridian Dan was posing with some girls (young people putting photos on their Snapchat stories, I don't get it) and these indian girls were getting him to shine a light on him and them so they could take the picture. After he hugged them and they kissed him on the cheek and that he turned to me, Brad and Tom who were watching on and winked at us haha like as if he knew we knew he was smoothing it nicely. He seemed like a top bloke.


Met Bossman Birdz too. Despite his angry face he was a really nice guy haha


I don't know if you can make it out but this topless old nutter had a gold tinsel necklace on. You into that?


Made some niiiice food last week. I did this lime and chilli chicken with some saut√©ed vegetables and sweet potato fries. All with some sour cream. It was so nice and proper healthy. 


How are Spar still around man. No seriously, it's fucked. They are all in places where you have no other options. Infact hold on, that spar on Fosse Road South, is that still open? Even with that Tesco express just around the corner? Fucking close that shit hole down if so. They rip you off soooo bad all the time. I hate Spar.


This is pretty fun. It was only a pound and it smells amazing. It actually tastes alright too. I don't drink much cordial but I like my house more for having this in it.


I went to Instabul with a load of my family and smashed platters for my cousin Jordans birthday. I fucking love this divine food so much you know. It's the best. Even looking at this picture now I just wanna eat it all the time.


It's been a pretty good week you know looking through all these flicks, I feel like I've done a lot. I went to see Blondie with Tom. They were really good, significantly better than their ropey performance at Glasto. The setlist was perfect and some of the new songs actual sounded really good.


His hat says 'A spliff a day keeps the doctor away.' Alright? so that's some knowledge for your ass. Deal with it.


If anybody asks, just tell them that's WICKEDLAND alright? COOL

Friday, 22 August 2014

INTERNATIONAL WICKEDLANDERS

Special mention to Sarah Beesley and Lizzie Field who sent me these pictures by surprise over the last couple days. From Paris and India, lovely stuff.


Thursday, 21 August 2014

NEW PODCAST: 059 - SMUTCAST

Back for another chat, joined by Bradley and Tom. This week we talk about Robin Williams, ice bucket challenges, Cliff Richards, A hospital botch job, football being back, A man getting friendly with a pig and a faked death. All on this weeks Wickedland Podcast

Monday, 18 August 2014

LOUIS VAN GAAL

The new United manager might be my favourite new subject to draw.




Tuesday, 12 August 2014

NEW PODCAST: 058 SAM VS HONEY BADGER

Back chewing the fat with Max and Brad for another episode discussing 10 downing streets twitter, a fake ghost, what we want wrote on our gravestones, a kinky welder, a murderers facebook status, a guy who wants away from cats and whether I could beat a honey badger in a fight. All this week!

 

Saturday, 9 August 2014

FAST FOOD, TIMES AND DADS

Yoooooooo It's been a hot second since I posted a diary sort of post, here is what's been going on recently.

We start at Show Me Love like two weeks ago today. Jesus I didn't think it had been that long. Gwop's birthday splashum so we went and fucked around there, it was fun as ever


Darryl and Scott customised Max's shorts because they weren't short enough. The waitress in Slug and Lettuce was just watching on laughing hahaha


Tip top sign painting from the Goose. (That says 'meals')


Buying a fan is a fucking myth at the minute. i've still not succeeded. I checked Argos and Wilkinsons three days last weeks and this was the case all three days. Just maybe fucking order more in? It's not rocket science is it.


Quick Nandos with Mox and Dhruv. I hadn't registered my new Nandos card and when I scanned it I had a green and an orange reward, so my hummus, wrap, chips, rice and a drink came to £5.25. I was pretty happy with that. We spoke about Dhruv's interesting job and Arsenals chances this season.


The BLG guys launched their BLGenius LP at Might As Well's first event at the Donkey. It was so good man, there is something about that room and the way the energy works but it was a great night. I've embedded it below, give it a listen.


All four of the regular roster touch mic with production mainly from Maniscooler, with other tracks from Mugen (formerly HK) and RTikOne. Check it out, I've been really enjoying it this week.


This was the late night snackle the other night. Banana milkshake with the cookies dipped in. It was pretty good for a make do thing but the cookies from McDonalds were a pound each!


This guy was just bezzing about near Sophbeck on a microscooter hahaha sunglasses emoji mode


*Next week on absolute Peri Peri lookalikes. Sam Grubb will be giving us Forrest Gump in 5 different styles*


This is pretty sick isn't it. Same price as their on offer multipacks but you can just cop as many as you like. Shame the Lion bar is one of the most violent chocolate bars to eat. My gums are covered in scratches.


Brads joined the 25 and overs category on X Factor now, as you can see he was thrilled with it as we celebrated his birthday last Tuesday. 


It was outright definitely the best night I've ever had in Mosh. Getting Brad as drunk as possible.


His face started to show it after a few hours hahaha. We went onto Basement after this, for a Tuesday when I had work the next day it was a mental night. We were all hammered. Tom didn't wake up the next day until about midday loool


The usual funny guy who works in Maryland was being a dick too, saying they were closed when they were open and had the lights on and everything. I'm getting tired of his shit now, it's almost not worth even thinking of him as a safe guy. Meanwhile me and DJ Daz had a photoshoot.


I'm thinking about it now and we ate fucking loads after Basement. Standard meal from Maryland and then onto McDonalds VIP lounge (nobody else was in the restaurant) where we proceeded to order 'rounds', taking it in turns to go up and buy 2 of something to eat.

We were ordering them in a grime radio shoutout style much to the amusement of the two young asian lads who were working the grill and the front desk but the dumpy white female night manager wasn't so impressed and kept whinging for us to keep it down. Gassed off her little service stars and white shirt.


We took our last round (Big Macs) outside where we were shouting abuse at an empty Maryland and then we saw Elliott Whitelaw, Darryls girlfriends cousin, he must be about 18. We realised we had become the next generation of those pissed up losers from Leicester who still knock about clinging onto nightlife and embarrassing themselves as they near 30. You know the people I am on about, we became them in that moment. 


BURGER KING FASHION WEEK SWAG


This guy is a new mental in Leicester. a shoebox full of shit tops off a pushchair full of shit as he puts his headphones on and rants at an imaginary friend.


That's your lot! I'll post up some shit over the weekend, enjoy your life incase I die.