Friday, 30 May 2014


Yoooo what's good what's good. It's Friday, everyone is buzzing tits for the weekend.

This was last Thursday, I hosted the Lufbra Soundclash obviously in Loughborough. It was so much fun seriously. This room was rammed with like 1,400 people and they were so so good.

Is this notable? Some guy watching the election results on a tablet in the pub. I was laughing to myself at how typically modern it is. It's like an advert for the tablet or whatever. Little pint on the go just live streaming the election results.

Wheeeeeey! Special treat for Lenny we put a hat on him. I like Lenny because he doesn't want to touch me. I think I'll go as far as to saw he is my favourite cat.

Just incase, right?

I had a little bit of a leftover veggie burger from Nandos once about a year ago and really enjoyed it. I thought I'd order it as my main and I was thoroughly disappointed. How veggies eat this shit all the time and buzz out over it is beyond me. It's a good job I had my free half chicken as back up. Got the breast in that mother fucker and I was loving life again.

Bad night on Saturday. I never wanna do this to myself again. I hate Basement you know. More than I hate anywhere else. I regularly get dragged there and I can't stand it. I can't stand listening to the shit music through shit speakers. It's not like Sophbeck where I know it's bad for me but the occasional amazing night keeps a glimmering hope alive for me. It's death to me. It always has been dead to me. I don't like it and I want people to stop making me go there. 

You into this? The prince of vicky park, windswept real.

Darryl inherited a lovely whip from Mike and we took them for a little spin in the sunshine on Saturday. WHIP BOYZ

Curtis is pretty sick ain't he. I have no right for this guy to be in my life, I haven't made any effort to bring him in, Natalie just plonked him in my life, and now we can talk forever about music and that, agree on everything and he cooked me DEEEEPER Sunday dinners like this. Bun up a dead roast, this is life. If your roasts ain't close to this find the door and leave please.

Brrrrruuuuuuuvvvvvvvv. Mans got the big ting innit. No games. I know we all see golf umbrellas every time it rains but on the real, that is fucking huge. The biggest brolly I've ever seen? I think so. It's like he has had it away from a pub beer garden hahaha LIFE

They've got rid of those shower man caramel doughnuts at Tesco and replaced them with these. I didn't give these ago, but now I kind of want to. I bet they're nice but I just want a sense of regularity from my local doughnut selection. I don't think that's me being out of order.


Do you ever see someone and you feel like they were solely created for your brain? Like look at this guy. Hench black mother fucker wearing mirrored glasses, a du rag and white gloves to ride a bike? THATS MY SHIT. THATS THE SHIT I LOVE. Good work on that one, god. Good job.

Do you ever see someone and just think 'I bet they're really good at wanking'?

OUT HERE. I don't know why this made me laugh so much. I suppose it's the irony. Imagine drawing a smiley face on the clothes you wore to work hahaha

Glasses bottles of sauce shouldn't be allowed to exist should they? Fucking annoying shit. Perfectly good squeezy bottles below them but still people are buying glass bottles. That's blows my mind. Why is it? Traditionalist? Fuck tradition in every single way possible.


Wednesday, 28 May 2014


A couple bits I've put up on Instagram this last week

Tuesday, 27 May 2014


Back with Brad, Max and first timer Eric talking Jodie Marsh vs ASOS, Richard III, marriage,#YesAllWoman, a supreme gentleman and an expelled pupil. Enjoy it!


Thursday, 22 May 2014


Yooooooo wassup gang, summers over, I hope everyone got brown on the weekend. Let's get into some Wickedland.

I saw these sick guys just chilling around town. Sunglasses, beards and stars and stripes garments as a combo get a resounding yes from me. These lot are through to the next round.

Speaking of super cool behaviour this kid was just doing whatever the fuck he pleased in Nandos last week. His mum and dad were happy to let him wander off and turn Nandos into his play area. 

He was doing shit like picking up a container filled with straws, pouring the straws out onto the floor and then launching the container across the floor. Pretty good right? If you don't like it then get the fuck out of Nandos because this guy runs it now ok?

They've knocked down loooooads of DMU Flethcer lowrise, including the Poly Drop. It's so weird when stuff has a lot of history just goes, like the underpass. Students' that come to this city didn't even know there was an underpass into town before. It makes me wonder what was here before I was that I've never even thought to consider.

This made me laugh. A sign on the door of the Thai massage place that says 'close today'... literally right next to a closed sign. It was wrote in the crappest writing ever. All I'm thinking is maybe a kid did it so a parent put it up in the window. It pissed me and Max right off.

Polish Profile picture shoot on Bede Island. Fuck the haters, man.

Chilled with man like Alfie for a bit the other day. He is such a little mong but he is so fun to be around. yesterday I was chasing him around saying his name through a hoover pipe, He couldn't work it out, he didn't want none of it haha.

Astroturf is mental isn't it. Surely by now they've managed to do something to stop this happening? No? Either way this was a week ago today and all week its been a nightmare. The scab is like a party full of lint from various trousers I've worn in the week, tissue paper and congealed Savlon. 

I saw Action Bronson on Friday with Teeps in Brum. He was sick, but the set was mega short. When he called time on it I felt like it was only about half way through. It maybe lasted 25-30 minutes. He kept coming out and doing one more verse, the impression I got was that the venue needed him off by a certain time and that he just came out later than planned. They had Propaganda on after the show so I guess they wanted to clean up and clear the venue for that. It was a good show non the less, but too short for it to have been anything memorable.

Standard weekly Pete photo. I wonder how many I've posted now. Still enjoying the dreadlocks and the leather jacket.

Bruv, ask man about me innit. Just ASK. It's not hard, just ask how it is. You see the sort of shit I'm eating? Nobody wants to play games anymore. EVERYTHING IS SO SO SERIOUS. Do you know what these are like? As if donuts aren't sick enough they have to go and flames it nicely with the caramel. You know about donuts with caramel inside them? Do you know how bless my life was when I took a bite of these?

Lovely little picnic with Max, Chloe and Tazmyn on Sunday. Max has hurt his back, but we thought we would take the opportunity to make it look like he is in charge of Chloe. I ate picnic leftovers for days after this. 

That's all! Hope you're enjoying your week and that and I hope tomorrow goes fast so you can enjoy your weekend. If you are a doley and 'the weekend' isn't really a concept in your world I hope you die tomorrow! But non the less, thanks for reading.


Tuesday, 20 May 2014


Back with Max and Frank talking about Solange beating up Jay Z, the bearded woman on Eurovision, Bieber is at it again, cellotaped babies, a pasta accident and a hero cat. All this week!


Friday, 16 May 2014


Max owns a bunch of cool shit but I think my favourite thing he owns is this little bloke. A little rubber meerkat that bends into all sorts of funny shapes. He has a funny vacant face, and a weird sense of realism. I spent Saturday night taking some photos of him and crying with laugher over his little twat face.

















I hope you enjoyed them even a fraction as much as I enjoyed taking them haha

Thursday, 15 May 2014



I went to Laser Quest with a bunch of the guys for Erics Birthday. It was so much fun! It was pure chaotic and frustrating but it was wicked.

Max had a moment of realisation that he was far too old for Laser Quest. There was a bunch of dickhead kids getting regulated by us grown men in there haha. It was fucked though because the guy who worked there put on a pack and got his gun and came in with us. He pure ruined our game because obviously he was sick at it.

Basically there were 3 of these 'bases' that were like little fire alarms that flash up and if you shoot those you get loads of points, like the equivalent of shooting someone ten times. The guy who worked there told us that the bases weren't working so we all just left them. Halfway through the game I caught him shooting one of them out, so he lied to us so that he could get them!

Cosplay or something? I don't even know. Whatever, what's the point.

The post match graphics by Sky for Everton vs Man City were so so crud man haha, look at this shit.

The Beastwang Outlook Launch party was at the O2 on Saturday. It was good fun man, the BLG guys did their set, it was pure sick to watch.

City had their celebrations on Saturday also. It was a bank holiday weekend, the sun was out, plus it was an early kick off. A recipe for blokes to be pissed up. It was great at about 5/6pm just seeing them stumbling around with LCFC wrote on their foreheads hahaha

Bruv why did I get tumped? This was on some wild Calvis Harris video I watched with Max and Dan.

I couldn't really capture it but this guy had baaaaare wax in his hair, it was too funny. Like a massive clump when he had next to no hair

Wheeeeeeeeeeeey I went to Town Hall Square with James and Tom to see the Leicester players lift the trophy and set of cannons of blue and white rizla papers.

Sam Bailey came out to sing We Are The Champions and everyone started chanting 'we want Kasabian' loooool that's harsh innit. Tom raised a good point. I hate the way that we are supposed to love off Kasabian because they are from Leicester. Like I couldn't give a fuck about them, I think they're average but I can't voice that because I'm a wanker then. They're from Leicester and always mention it so I'm supposed to be into them.

I had a nice night on Tuesday. I met my friend Robin for Wagamamas. He is a manager there and always champions it. I made a flippant comment a while ago about how all they sell or all they have that people want is the Katsu curry and he wanted to prove me wrong.

I let him pick what I had within reason and fuck me it was good. We fully went in, had so much food. Starters, extra mains and desert haha. To start we had these duck dumplings with cherry hoisin sauce, some 'tory kara age' which was like deep friend chicken pieces with lemon and a seaweed salad. Then we had teriyaki steak with noodles to share, Robin had a grilled tuna salad and I had this firecracker chicken dish which was like a chicken stir fry with rice and a super hot chilli sauce. For dessert we had this 'mochi' which is like ice cream with a rice paste around it that kind of melts as you eat the ice cream. It was all so so nice, it completely changed my opinion on Wagamamas.

I'm not just saying it because I know it would buzz Robin out but it was sooooo nice, seriously. Like When I say it completely changed what I thought of it, that was really the case. It was great. 

Sourced by Olly Gwop, Alan Davies throwing up a quick dub, STREETS NEED THIS

Our Pete's at it again, spotted him twice in two days.

Thanks for popping by, make some mistakes by the weekend WXCKXDLXND