Thursday, 26 May 2011


i dont know if you saw last night, but i posted a bunch of pictures from a separate folder on my phone, that were a variety of collected pictures, from bluebooths, picture messages and screen shots of videos. here are the remaining half.

milli from uni sent me this, its the cover of a dvd they had in video box, around the time of bird flu being the big thing that was meant to kill us.

i dont know who sent me this, i think it might have been rose.

after the big barbecue at mine we had earlier on in the year, me and jamie had some leftovers the following evening. jamie had 3 dairylea slices on one burger.

this was jr slugging billy during their UFC fight on the park in the summer. you can watch it in full on the wicked-land youtube channel.

eboue boys on the piss in republic. taken on bens phone.

me and sasi had a little barbecue on riverside field this time ages ago. it was good. sasi didn't know about little disposable barbecues and when i posed it to him at work earlier that day he thought i meant taking a massive one down. haha

they dropped a pallet of carling from the top of the racking at work once and it went everywhere. i think jake sent me this one.

this was from georges phone, just before we got a photo with jammer. not such a happy little murkle prick here is he?

my total in spar came up to 3:16. i was so buzzing out, my battery was dead so i got valena to take a picture and sent it to me.

natalie sent me this from the bus the day after i mentioned on a wicked-land post the night before how i saw a lad not wearing his shoes properly.

jamie sent me this picture of some slag lesbians in a club in london last weekend.

this was from a stupidly cheap night in life where everyone drank bottles of wine and replaced me.

i went to get a key cut with john and jamie a little while ago and they had these caps in the shop that had a hard plate inside. for the stylish scaffolder.

a lunch in leeds with jamie and bradders. this looks great doesn't it? look at those chips.

one time, when we went to play football where we play on a monday night i convinced myself that i had lost my phone up there, and had everyone looking for it with me. everyone thought they had seen me with it, and i got it in my head that i was using it in the car on the way up.

turns out i just left it at the flat the whole time. this is what i came back to.

finally, a bloke bradley seen riding a pushbike wearing his helmet and a tutu. genius guys in leicester.

i hope you have enjoyed this odd mix of pictures from different sources, ill post up soon, cheers!


so i always use a sony ericson phone, mainly for the camera quality for blogging. as those of you who own/did own a sony ericson before real phones got invented know, it automatically saves random pictures to a different part of the phone than the regular camera pictures.

Ive collated an eclectic mix of different pictures here, via bluetooth or picture messaging, and i was looking through them the other day and thought that i really should blog them!

valena sent me this. this is from london. they had mad snow before we had it in leicester earlier this year.

this is jamies standard healthy lunch more or less every weekday. he described himself as 'the picture of health' in the week.

max sent me this asking for my advice on which laces to wear in his shoes on a night out. i said the white by the way.

i think jimlad sent me this. this was the night we went to see david rodigan shortly after the auditorium opening. alcohol consumption.

i dont know who sent me this but i like it. looool

jamie sent me this. a number plate suspiciously close to saying 'nonce'.

max sent me the little fat boy from 'up.' i haven't seen it but a load of people told me there is a scene in it where he is talking to the old man about wicked-land blog.

special mention must go to ben melbourne for also sending me a picture of this.

this is a screenshot of the journalist 2, a nigerian film. the acting is sub sub-par.

jamie sent me this picture of a guy blowing leaves, we spoke about him on a podcast below. literally pointless.

natalie sent me this, a german athlete with a funny name competing in the winter olympics.

here is a picture of a massive snow man natalie and rose made. the main body was taller than them, and the eyes were potatoes. it took literally months to fully melt away.

this is my dog with his big nice-bit-of-bacon tongue.

kyle sent me this. its from one of those tea towels where you all draw a little picture of yourself. i know what you're thinking; 'where has such a rare, antique self portrait of me been found recently?' well in kyles aunties kitchen. me and her son were in the same year.

7 years old, and its so lifelike and realistic innit? mental.

aaron sent me this after he blundered and fell into his fish tank. good job he always wears his swimming goggle thing!!

cheers for looking anyway, ill post some more tomorrow!

Tuesday, 24 May 2011


yooooooo! its been a good week, got all my uni shit handed in, so I'm into summer now.

i popped round to see daz and got me him and peri a can of pop each. pure lucky dip, but i ended up with the one i wanted, a really zesty lemonade made by barrs. it was so nice and cold!

i had to go to staples a couple times last week to get stuff printed. its fucking mental if you have never been. an emporium of stationary. i didnt dare look around because i convince myself i need everything when looking at stationary. could have spent so so much.

you know millions? well there are millions chocolate bars now. these were in the overpriced spar in the SU and with my lunch already coming to around £6, i just left them. ill get one though.

real gangster shit with a tea towel whilst watching the apprentice.

i had another burger king too. ive put some episodes of the first season of pokemon onto my ipod, its fucking baaaad. up to like the 9th episode, he has two badges and is just leaving cerulean city. its really good fun! point is i was watching it while i ate my burger king on my todd. made it very enjoyable.

this was one of those models where all the planet orbit each other and rotate as they do, using loads of cogs and shit. it was in the window of a jewellers on narborough road, gold plated and it cost £129. i think that's not a bad price if you have like a well nice office or something. it would be good to have in there.

so in other news i finished uni. when i handed in all my work, i got my sheet signed off (like a reciept of your hand in) and in that single moment i went from being a student to being out in the world. its mental, i kept thinking about it. all my life, as long as i can remember i have always been in school. in education. and on that day, that friday, 17 years of it ended in a split second. it was the last ever ever day of school, i will never have "school on monday" ever again.

a load of the uni lot went to soar point to have a drink and celebrate. every time i eat there, i remember why i never eat there. look at this shit? i need at least twice as much mash potato than that, fuck it, ill pay a pound extra. i had to be so sparing with it.

valena got macaroni cheese, and it was so wet and drippy, like a bowl of yellow custard, with a congealed orange slime around the edge of the bowl and some pasta floating in it. it was cold too. and had some cellophane in it.

there are blue skittles for a bit in regular packs. they are a wicked flavour, they go from raspberry, to cola to vanilla in the space of a few chews. really good shit.

i got a tip from Andy about a horse that was meant to be a dead cert. he was hyping, saying his dads mate who trains horses was bigging up two horses that day, and the first one had already ran and won by miles. so i went to the bookies, and put £100 on.

it came in about 5th. one of the single most deflating moments of my life. it was only a 5 furlong race, (the horse equivalent of a 100 metre sprint) so the fun was over very very quickly. as i left, i turned to the woman who served me to ask her to buzz the door open, and she gave me a sad smile and avoided eye contact.

this was such a telling sign of her job. i wouldn't normally have put the bet on, i just did for a laugh, and could stand to loose the money. she must deal with so many drips dumping their rent money every single day, and is used to giving people that reaction when they loose.

i saw these two lads carrying this goal over to the park. dedication.

kyle was pulling faces in the pub saturday night. some great, old nostalgia ones.

i saw these two blokes, fully dressed normally except for the wasteman glasses. often, if i see someone wearing some funny shit like this, and need to get a good photo, i will approach them and just make up some bullshit about it being for a course.

for example, to these guys i was doing a degree in fashion, and my final major project was on glasses. i asked them for a photo for my research. they obliged, i took the picture, then as i was leaving the bloke on the left said "and good luck with the degree mate" and shook my hand. its in these moments i feel like a bad person.

still, why the fuck are they wearing those fucking stupid glasses with no lenses?

remember i mentioned last week about all the work lads nailing microwave snacks in the canteen after shifts? jason got the rustlers in for everyone. he came through singing 'im a rust-le-er, im a, im a, rust-le-er homie.'

there was a shop selling these busted peaches on narborough road. also, it was so hot and they had lettuces out on display stewing in the sun. serious, what the fuck?

ben got the new levi roots caribbean crush soda. here is a reaction video:

me, dave and ben went to soar point to watch the relegation day matches and chill. we were sat in a lovely spot, on the sofas with the sun on us. i had apple and mango juice, because we were boozing last night. it was really nice. the football was dead entertaining to watch too. loads of mental shit happened.

that night, me and valena went around nat's for some dinner with her, my sister rose and her boyfriend byron.

nat was doing fajitas and had these big mental wraps.


she also made a baked cheesecake, served it still warm with this mental homemade jam, with loads of fucking berries in it. it was delicious. at this point in time, Ive just remembered she gave me 3 slices in a chinese tub to take home and they are in my fridge! yes!

went back into the process of writing and recording new material for a project me and darryl are working on yesterday. its going to be fun, cant wait to start putting stuff out from it and performing live. keep an eye peeled!

anyway, cheers for reading, hope you have enjoyed wicked-landing. im going to draw a new comic strip i thought of yesterday this week, so ill post it up when its done. itedencoolsafebye