Sunday, 26 September 2010



been playing tiger woods recently, got some dumb long putt, stupidly good long, 28 metres. i recorded the replay and here it is with a short compilation of some of the best shots ive pulled off with playing it recently.

i have this mug in my room with ink in for drawing. i usually water the ink down a tad, just to make it so its not pitch black. it was too watery so i figured i would boil it on the hob to condense it, thinking about people boiling milk and shit in mugs thinking it would be ok.
after about two minutes on medium heat i heard a loud "tink!" i look back over and this was the case. the bottom of the mug had cracked open with the heat and the ink flooded the top of the cooker. i am lucky to be alive.

as im sure you seen john had a wickedland special. what you didnt see was what goes on behind the scenes, asda's smartprice peanut butter BOOOOOOM DUUUUURKHEAD.

saw this genius woman near the tesco's near work. she must have been 50 and she was rocking then leggings with the little knob slots all the way down.

my work is up this road and round a corner to the left. as i finish, i usually get on this side of the road, bomb down the hill on the path and then when the traffic isnt about i would use the side of this really steep drop curb as a little ramp and bunny hop up into the road. pure good fun. those cunts at the council have tarmacked the drop curb over as seen in the fore ground. im lucky to be alive.

met nat and went for dinner and to go cinema last wednesday. i got the shittest little portion of pasta ever. also, we went to see cyrus. its shit, avoid it. it was fun, despite how shite the evening sounded.

queueing at the cinema, a couple come down the escalators, and down below a load of people (including myself) stood and naturally, they caught everyones eyes. i had a really funny thought that they were a newly married couple and everyone was about to burst into clapping and cheers. im lucky to be alive.

this was just before the rain went crazy thursday evening. nice colour innit?

this mental guy came into peri peri the other night too. he scared people off who were sat at the table with him. i cant remember what he was saying, but it was fucked. im lucky to be alive to be honest.

played with darryl on Friday night at the superfly second birthday bash. it was good fun, rammed to fuck. i spent the whole night just stood at the front going like this. you can see people in the crowd were catching on to it.
good days work.

the beer monster was inside jimlad. he was lucky to be alive.

a nice car at work. under closer inspection it was really really well kept.

£2.30 aint a ting to sasi. normal daaaay. i dont know what it is, but there is something about this photo i really like. the colours and the perspective of the background i think.

here's the ped boys after work today.
although they are gay and annoying to listen to, i can really see the attraction of having one, just pure fun to rip around on and that. the idea of having a friend with one too is sick innit? you know how when you watch the warriors it makes you want to be in a gang? this photo makes me want to be in a ped gang.

something mental happened to charles at football. his head got sucked into the bottle, and he got a little triangle neck because of it. he was helplessly waving his arms around and you could hear a really quiet panicking sound, like when you shout into a glass.
that is all, i dont know whats coming soon. cheers for reading! (and leeds) loooooooool.

Tuesday, 21 September 2010


YO! as we all know john went to london last week to skate and party and that with a load of the skater lads. as ever, a phone camera was at the ready to catch some funny shit, here is a wicked-land special presentation: John Burke's Trip To London. enjoy.


eric was mad stoked to be chillin and skating like an animal in london.

as soon as we got there he was mad prang, and hating how busy it was.

basi's wicked garden furniture

standard cat chiller. i scared him off with all the cat noises you can get on the i phone app store

chillin after a south bank sesh

ASS-MAN and beaver where stoked on getting new boards

what you know about two different skate videos at one time

classic tramp on the bendy bus with some shit cocktail beer

south bank student union had bottles on the cheap so we smashed it

this shop got smashed during the week, nuff street beers and crap food.
later in the week the shop got jacked by a couple of lads. they had nuff bottles of spirits and bottles of coke. they where chatting to each other about how they where going to pay( either cash or card) one of the lads said he werent paying for shit, so they grabbed all the shit and bolted out the door.

street boozers keeping it g

bus boozer

if you have a well paid job. £3.60 for a pint of marstons cider, get fucked

first house party of the week

we found this mad touch/ fire stick

classic kill joy bastards, fuck off

more beers from the most friendly shop keeper


2nd house party of the night

eric was killing it

will and ASS-MAN where on some next level, shortly after this will tried to rob a waffle iron, he got caught, kicked out and told me the next day that he all ready had one in his halls, cool bastard.

ghetto, peckham at night is pretty rank

the next day we went on a mad skate mission

classic bird shit photo, the guy didnt care. check the miserable cunt in the background trying to get BGP's

sam was well stoked with the sleeping oriental girl next to him

eric kept killin himself

standards tourist shot

it was officially wednesday, so it was mine and sam's birthday. being a year older for sam meant undoing another button on there shirt.

classic dwayne the k cider killer

george is the funniest guy

sam getting his mack on

eric the smooth criminal

yes a sleep on the bus

bolu killed it. these guys proper sorted us out

this was the toilet downstairs in bolu's. not to sure why there is a chair there

massive piss up on wednesday night, after a mental skate at stockwell park

birthday bus crew dem

the best face in the world

ben and regan fucking it

this guy was wearing a suit at 3.30 in the morn, and being a complete wasteman

hate it

love it

bus on the way back from town.

we went to a strip club called browns and seen some mental shit. the girls where mad filth and loving the hype we where all giving them. one of the strippers put two pint glasses on her tittys, threw her knickers on some dudes head, and then bent over and made her bum hole "wink" at us, it was fucking mental. after the strip club we chilled in the streets, and this pissed up guy came up to us, got on some random dudes bike and tried to wall ride a bus. it was fucking genius. sam got all the footage and good pictures so check his blog for them or just wait for earth pain 5.

this guy opened up the shop for us cause it was our birthday, so we got more beers, cause we love it

so fucking drunk

whhhaaaaaaaa eric on eric street

mile end

any one remember this guy?

are you serious? could start a morgage and buy a car for the price of that fucker, not put it round a bastard cat

this guy at oxford circus has the best hat ever.

sam made the best chilli con carnie

vogue smoking cool bastard

this girl started off to be pretty safe at this house party we were at. some shit went down, and she turned on us like a menatalist,and tried to hit a few people

eric and ben rocking the cororna badges

so we get kicked out of the house party over a DVD AND SOME THREAD. some guy called big head mat the twat said it was cool for sam to borrow a dvd, then this tramp bastard guy wearing sunglasses in side, and turned up jeans above his knees kicks off. long story short, i threaten to knock him out, ben and will get hit by girls and get beer all over them , eric chills, wait for the bendy bus back home.

we where playing trails hd all week, trying to get the best score on a track on meduim called "where's the ground" this was the best time by eric

stockwell jam was fucking mental

t slates loved his wham bar

look in the mirror please

classic basi was trying to mack it all night, he could barely speak, and was moaning about being boy'ed off.

here is a little video clip off the week, if you want more footage you will have to wait untill next month for earth pain 5 to drop.

Nice one, in a bit yeah