Monday, 28 February 2011


sorry its been so long people. truth be told last week was reading week and i didn't hardly anything worth taking a picture of. left the house very little. so here are the highs and lows since wednesday the 16th.

i always see this character on a van round the corner from work, and can never be bothered to take a picture of it. i think its really funny, i cant imagine why someone would draw something so odd. usually, the things people write or draw mean something to your average man, the bloke in the car behind you. this weird little curly haired bloke in a bow tie gives me nothing except joy.

seen this dream near upperton road. a bit small, but he was wearing camo trousers, sunglasses, a camo hat and khaki everything else. brilliant.

there is a weird road near my house that is strangely middle class in a working class area. they are all massive, privately owned houses and everyone has nice cars. someone took the effort to put out a separate bin for other peoples rubbish, so their grubby little working class hands don't burden their wheelie bin.

i think personally, if i was as bold as a kemo patient on top, the last thing i would do is grow the back and sides out. or go for it, but just make sure you wear a hat to that heavy metal gig.

they are now selling 2m x 2m stamp rugs on narborough road, if you think they would look good in your house.

i spent a lot of one day looking for my san andreas disc. i was so buzzing when i found it. i played this shit all night. got well far on it. GROVE STREET FOR LIFE

finally got around to eating these hazelnut cream kit kat chunkies i got from australia. one for me, and one for jamie. luckily they were in date, just. they were carried away, really really delicious. i dont know why kit kat wasted their time with the senses bar, which publicly bombed (even given the £1 million pound girls aloud advertising campaign) when they have foil wrapped gold like this overseas.

jason with his dumb eskimo hood at work.

thats a 278.54 metre STOPPIE on san andreas. anybody who has tried that shit must appreciate that that is really pretty good. i was buzzing out mental.

some guy just walking his shopping home in his iceland shopping trolley. that security guard is useless isn't he? and a pound is a small small price to pay for an object with multiple uses.

ultimate road wars was one of those "film your tv" moments.

remember that day last week where everyone got so happy because we were in england and it wasn't raining? remember? you didn't have to wear a jumper? that was summer. i hope you spent yours well. i went to the quay and skateboarded like say i was 13 again.

niiiiiiiice. imagine getting up there to save it and throwing it off. hahah looooooool "that'll teach you, ginger wanker"

went argos to get a home phone for me and john. this woman was quoting her sales bullshit as i paid on card and in the middle of it she dropped "you may receive a similar or different item". i stopped her. "what do you mean?" here's me, thinking the idea of argos was you go in, write down the item you want, fill your pockets with little useless blue pens, pay and then get the item you wanted. apparently not. these days, if they are out of stock on a certain item, you get given another, with the chance to exchange it if you are not happy with the one you receive. I KNOW

seen a urban life guard wearing a cowboy hat. i cant imagine getting dressed and going yep. thats me done.

jamie got these japanese sweets where you add water and make this little sweet sushi kind of things. it didn't go to plan. we filmed a video. ill show you sometime.

auditorium friday the 25th. (its now march by the way, just.)

i seen musical youth who were not so youthful anymore.

dawn penn duppied the rave.

reggae vybzn crew.

me with dawn penn. she kept talking to me in a thick Jamaican accent and with me being pissed i could understand little she said. i just replied "no thankyou, i dont smoke weed"

nile is a sensible man who has the same phone as me. top producer, rude booooooooy

red stripe hype.

darryl was very sick when he got in. peri saw it coming.

new mountain dew cans at work. i strongly recommend this carbonated soft drink if you are yet to try it. everybody knows that pop from cans tastes twice as good and then some as pop from bottles, so im so buzzing about this. 99p for a 500ml can coming to a shop near you.


what would make you buy this? let alone wear it. i feel so bad for him.

myself, jamie, john, george, jimlad and max went nando's. learnt how to make our own peronaise (for free) and generally had a nice time.

myself, jamie, john, george, jimlad and max bent man thoughs. burn foul slew wake hour bone terror maze four three band men are really bad a rice lime.

arsenal lost to birmingham in the carling cup final. cesc looked on, pissed.

cheers for reading, sorry its been so long, but if i had have done an update at the normal time, you would have been the sorry one for reading. catch you soon!!!!!

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