SUNSHINE-LAND

hello. ive had a proper wicked week this week. the sun has been out, i got a new phone...things have just been going ok.

please take the time to follow this link http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/2029/zzz247gy9.jpg and read it. it really really pissed me off. its in the back of a little news magazine thing, made by the council, for the council. the people nominate themselves to answer 20 questions. this guy is so so funny...its like he is trying to be really witty and come across well clever, and make sure he tells everyone he is into punk. i wish local goons could be wasteman of the week, because this twat smashes it.

some drawings...

these are my photos from the week.

i went b and s to get sweets with aaron. they had halal flavour sweeties.

also, we got "pantteri tassut" there are five flavours, red, green, light green, yellow and liquorice. aaron gave me all his liquorice ones, cause he dont like em, and i didnt too much either, they were like cheap shit flavour. seen the cat on the packet though? big big big.

i hate people who think thats purple sweets are blacks. only liquorice is black. blackcurrent sweets are called "purples", not blacks. get it fucking right and stop pissing me off so bad. i hate these twats in town, why not? why shouldnt i? crap film, fucking great food...why shouldnt i eat her?
last week, i went to sumo with aaron (pictured) to see a band called dananananaykroyd who he is always fucking banging on about. they were actually really really really good, shame there was only about 20 people there. they were supporting some shit band called jonny foreigner (hense the backdrop). this band had a dickhead shouty girl singer, and a fucking stupid show off drummer.

when they were setting up and they play some songs over the stereo, a guitar bit came into one of the songs and the drummer played air guitar to it, showing everyone that he knew how to play the riff. what a twat dont you think? greeeeat....who cares? he thought he was wicked. me and aaron walked out half way through them because they are as shit as shy child.

on thursday night, it was proper hot, i got upto booker and found out i was working in the freezer. i was happy and cold.

i went to play football with the lads on sunday.

on the way back, we went to iceland, and they didnt let this woman in, it was really funny.
this guy had a t-shirt on that said "i love anna"!
on monday it was proper proper hot, so i sat in my back garden in the sun playing PSP. it was wicked! im still sun-burnt from it now!
i met sammy and we went tesco garage to get good stuff for a picnic. i was tempted into buying food colouring, because it was so so cheap. cheaper than a blackjack bar or a flump.
seen even stevens beard? he is only about 12 int he?

picnicing with sammy... check my malt loaf steez, i ate the whole thing and it was wicked.
sammy feels doritos, dip and my sunglasses.
this woman on my street thought she was pharrell 4 years ago.

i really love seeing dead pigeons. they are fucking discusting animals. fuck them so so bad.
i got bored at work and drew on some spare id badges. shades...bally...emo hair and beard...bart simpson...big beard and glasssess.....s
yesterday, i played football down the quay for a bit and jimlad was getting chased by this little dog. it was wicked and funny. jamie was laughing. quay joe can score really good goals by making his legs like a number 4.
just scooting....

WASTEMAN OF THE WEEK

the drummer from jonny foreigner. (on the left)

well more or less the whole band in general, some stupid girl, who thinks she is fit, but she is just a loud cunt, a guy, who spa's her on the vocal aspects, and the drummer who thinks he is wicked. he was pulling stupid faces, being really cocky and showing everyone that he knew the guitar bits to songs too, aswell as drumming along to songs whilst setting up. you fucking twat!! i hate you! i wish your fucking dad put you into a tissue you fucking deadout wastemaaan!!!!

that is it for another week. did anyone see hollands second goal again italy? if so, please come and talk to me about it...i really enjoyed it. im going to make some pizza now. see you later mate.

LONG-LAND

since ive last been on, ive been skeggy and that. i got back about 3 days ago, and its been alright man. had a good time in skeggy.

ill start off with some drawings. the first two are fan-art by kyle. cheers mate. after that they are by me.

i started drawing people who come into my council job whilst im waiting. i draw them playing x-box together and that.
and fighting to the death.

this guy was the nicest, charmingist friendlyist man ive met in a long time. just seemed really genuine and honest.
this was a combo of office stuff i could see around me.

onto the photo's now, this is claud makalele's big long foot.

i found this ice cream funny at work. it was called inspiration, like ice cream inspires some one to do something.

on sunday, i went to play football with the lads up regent. it was ok man, the weather was a big wet and that, it was really fun, sliding about.
walking home, we noticed we were all fondling our bollocks through our trackies.
seen these fucking deadout shoes? fuck off.
he knows about the wickedest juice around.

now we are skeggy, and i seen some quiet funny stuff, like these dead cool, down with the kids illustrations. sk8boarding.

this is me and sammy walking on the beach man.
i went on the go karts, they are wicked. really fast and fun

on the hitler bus on the way out, it had deep deep rules man. one was "please turn volume down" fucking hell....
imagine if you had a manager called julian and he was a crap crap manager.

this was a 3 litre tub of curry paste just all over the floor.
green figure? ive never fucking heard of that...green man? do you mean green man? MAN and not WOMAN?
when i got back, i practiced brazilian football skills with aaron in aarons back garden. he didnt have a football, so his basketball had to do.
now this pissed me off alot. i was getting a mcdonalds, and this mum was talking to her little kid like the kid was about 3. the kid was at least ten, and i thought why the fuck is she in a push chair?? i had a good look and it was a push chair for a little kid, look at how squashed she is. also, she got up and walked about a minute later so it wasnt like her legs didnt work. she gave me a right fucking stupid look like bratty and that.

on my way to work i had some bananananas for my breakfast, and they were well nice. i am really getting into them again.

with billy, i seen a fucking massive jesus army lorry. its full of jesus army soldiers coming to penetrate your mind with their wrong ideas about how the world started.
i am currently in some exibition at the brite centre in braunstone, until saturday night. i have got two A1 mount boards of polaroids and one A1 board of loads of drawings. they are mainly wickedland drawings and that.
i went to the opening night that was a private showing for the artists and some art guys. there was all sorts of things, paintings, jewelery and photography and that. i put up my photos of dead animals and i dont think they went down to well.

as i got up to my stuff at first these two old ladies were looking and going "thats so discusting" and looking at the card and going "hmmm...sam grubb...no wonder, he is 19" she turned to billy and asked if he was his friend, and he pointed to me. the woman let me know what she thought...she said "i wish someone would put a match to it, its horrible. couldnt you find anything nicer to photograph?" so ensured me that it wouldnt be there tommorow, and im guessing she went to complain, fucking square twat.

in a way, i would quiet like it if it got took down, because then its had a big enough reaction, even if it is a bad one. there was a photographer taking pictures of the event, so if i can find them anywhere, ill bang em up.

i then had a good chat with a woman of my new course and it turned up she used to go and boycott fox hunters and rescue the foxes and that. i felt well well bad.

FINALLY: THE FUCKING WASTEGASH OF THE WEEK!!!!

Alexa chung. she does my fucking head in, what does she do? present T4 ages ago, and then POOOF she is everywhere, in every fucking magazine walking down the street and everyone is going "she dresses so so wicked!" all she fucking wears is some fucking stupid, querky grandma shit (pictured) which is such a fucking stupid gimic to get noticed, or skinny jeans and a man's check shirt (lumberjack print) fuck off alexa, you are a fucking wastegash mate

thats it, ill see you in about a week. billy says hello by the way.