GOOD GOOD TIMES LAND

yo yo yo yo yo yo. so i said i would be back yesterday, we pick off back on my birthday. went for a meals with valena and my family at terracotta. because i was my birthday the bloke who owns it gave me a free drink. and then after my meal this women who worked there brought me over a nice slice of chocolate cake and a big shot of sambukaaaaaa!




****BOY BETTER KNOW @ LIQUID & ENVY 11TH FEBRUARY 2010 ****

seen this in the toilets and i thought what kind of company would want to see the real employee? surely, they are employing them for work, so they want to see a worker. and the mixture of all these people looks like that guy who plays wolverine.

it was good, i was sweaty.

DJ maximum.

we spoke to him for tiiiime. he was bare safe, and me and jamie were asking him loads of things about the grime scene. he was cool, and he is djing for tempa t and d double e next week in sheffield, so careful we dont get backstage and fuck the whole thing up.

Dj logan sama

Big Fris

Shortee smalls, actually the safest most drunk guy in the world.

Jammer

JME

Skeppy

Donatella. ha ha ha.

yeah, so we met all the guys, got into the VIP and skepta was asking me and jamie how we got in, and we told him to quiz us. he did, we got his questions right and he was like "yeah, you man are dans, still". its been ringing in my head ever since.

spoke to jammer for time about grime, says his favourite emcee is d double too, and that he is making a are you dumb volume 5. also, he sid that p money and ghetto have not officially clashed yet.

next day i walked alfie with rose on the park. they have built this massive gym on there, its fucking cool man. loads of upper body shit where you lift yourself and that.

alfie can run so fast these days.

had a pure twat bus driver, i needed to go to that Raleigh shop on the mad mile. i asked the bus driver to go as close to the mad mile as possible, and told him that i think it was turnbull drive. he was like "where? whats the mad mile?" with a proper attitude. so when i said, you know, on the way upto asda, the long road from the jaguar showroom to fosse park, he was saying "well, its really called the mad mile is it. anyway, i dont go on it, so its nonsense."

prricccccck. when did people stop being qualified to do there jobs? when did taxi drivers start asking you for fucking directions? remember the days when if you were a taxi driver, it generally meant you know the roads? not just you have a car and want money for driving people around? same as bus drivers. if you dont know your way around, fuck off and stop driving people places.

SATURDAY NIGHT - EMMA'S & BEAVERS (and i like to think kind of my) BIRTHDAY PARTY

standard blake bottle of jack daniels.

in this photo dan blinked as it was being taken, hence the demon see through eyelids. good innit?

everything in the bathroom on the shelf's was really miniature.

jr and george made a fantastic tag team.

i was steaming. my auntie got me a bottle of 2007 vintage champagne for my birthday, so i took that out to the party. i heard everyone say that the bubbles get you really fucked, and its true. i didnt have a lot, but the champers doubled with not eating since the morning fucked me up stink.

dan and bradley turned up sobre, and it didnt take long for bradley to get fucked. everyone was really pissed, jr and bradley were well well funny.

FUCKING JIMLAD CAME OUT.

shiiiiiit darts. phil taylor? is that his name? we were throwing them at each others hands, it was good fun. check out the video below. you cant really see, but the one that i threw at blake was right next to his wrist. jr (pictured) fucking killed it.

monkey bonham was there, i aint seen him in tiiiime. he was on a designated driver ting, so he was sobre.

maryland later. everyone went onto sophdogs but me and jamie just got that maryland money. just as we got our food, went to sit down and eat it, and the guy told us there was no eating inside. we begged just our burgers, then we would hcip, but he was like, no, because it was 4.30, thats it, you have to go home. we went to stay and these two polish bouncers who were ordering there food turned round and told us to leave. jamie stood up and said to the bouncer "i have no respect for you, i dont respect you. im leaving because he (the maryland worker) told me to." the polish guy didnt understand, said thankyou, and we left.

played a game that you went allowed to eat until we got back to mine, about a 10 minute walk. shit tasted so so so good when we got home.

below is a video of a few good little clips. check it out.

the next day, kyle ate 16 bags of crisps. i told him he would turn into a crisp.

been to the showcase cinema in town? there is a little advert they play before every film that is like a thing for there little movie club thing. whatever. it has this wicked african guy on it who points at you.

we went to see valentines day, and it got sold out whilst we were queueing up. instead we went to see 'into the darkness' or something. it was fucking shit, i kept falling asleep. everytime i woke up, it was just mel gibson talking to people or shooting someone. booooring. what happened to being able to hear everything women think about? far better.

we also went for a meal at la tasca, a tapas restaurant on granby street. it was lovely, set menu, but the food and service was really really nice. the two like mains were seafood paella and meatballs in tomato sauce.

went football again last night. lost again last night. 4 -0. dan played, and we had a new lad playing in goal called mehul who played really well. on the way up there dan was showing me his new iphone. bradleys old ipod and his poo nokia. not long left now ay.

i fucking love it that this prick is getting killed in the media. fuck him. its about time. TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT.

i love going asda, i really do. its so so good innit? thinking about what food you are going to cook for the next however long.

i enjoy looking at the products too. how carried has rocky's packaging got? they are very average, and for them to have this packaging would trick a mum into thinking they are the best thing, and getting them. its a bit daring for such an average product.

NEW RUBICON FLAVOUR! IM GOING TO BUY A CARTON AND FILM MY FIRST REACTIONS. CANT WORK OUT IF IT WILL BE NICE OR NOT.

also, on the way home i saw a guy with awful shoes. they were guess. but like strange bowling shoes. ive tried looking for a better picture on the internet, but i cant find anything. they just had massive silver bits on and were dead strange.

thats all. on my camera, i have been compiling photos for a while, and i might put on like a few good ones tommorow. also, my mouse broke today.

GOOD INNIT 003

hello, just a little one, should be on for a full picture post tommorow, so keep watching.

THAT WILL TEACH YOU FOR BEING A LITTLE TWAT.

ive been listening to this tune alot, tricks my head into thinking its summer. i thought of a good joke too. who is the biggest reggae star under the sea? prawn paul. BOOOM.

	Sean Paul Ft Sasha - Im Still In Love With You Boy .mp3
	Found at bee mp3 search engine

seen this today, someone has made a wooden iphone cover, i thought it looked pretty nice.

seen this today too. i dont know why, there is something really nice about the colours and typography and that. man looks like a fucking cool bastard too. taliban gold bracelet. DEAL WITH THE MATTER

aaron bluetoothed me this the other week, and i forgot to put it on! here it is! GOOD INNIT.





FORGOT TO SAY ASWELL!!!! WICKEDLAND HAS REACHED TWO BRILLIANT YEARS. thats right, wickedland's second birthday was on the 8th of february. here is a lovely old photograph so you can look at it and celebrate about that.

WASTEGASH OF THE WEEK - SUSAN BOYLE

how the fuck has this little rotund twat slipped under my radar? i dont know either. well here she is. i think the thing with this one is the fact that she is good, but not unreal, yet everyone goes fucking mental for her, because she is a weird little fucking village island dwelling twat. people shouldn't encourage that kind of shit. it should be beaten out of her. instead now we have to put up with her fucking bellowing out and singing her face off for time. fuck off you weird little pervy gimp.


safe yeah? you alright with that subo yeah? thats all, but yeah, reckon i should be back tommorow with a picture post.



WANK YOURSELF TO DEATH. GOOD INNIT

ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY

im 21 today, so get a male stripper and celebrate.

so last week it was blakes birthday. we went out to brighton beach. i found it really embarrassing. its like a fucking dress up game thing, where do all these pretentious twats pop up from? its not the 60's or 70's and you werent around then. all these mod twats jiving away to "my generation" by the who like that scene in quadrophenia. honestly? where do they fucking come from? skin tight jeans with there winkle pickers and some jacket thats so so small for them, fuck off and die slow.

in this photo blake is pissing.

for some reason i got chips and i really didnt want them. it was cool though, hof stayed at mine because he lives too far away.

the next day i felt fucking horrible. football was off so i went round to aarons to watch arsenal get beat 2-0 by chelsea with him, kim and jr. it was a pretty good match, good fun to watch. kim fancies frank lampard, me and aaron were taking the piss out of his shit voice.

natalie was in hospital too. kidneys stones. sat there, it was so so so fucking hot, and everyone looked rank, i felt horrible there, far to hot and clammy. the nurse was a twat too. my mum lent on the button that calls a nurse. when the nurse come my sister said sorry and she said "your not really sorry though are you?" it was so weird.

on monday at uni the teacher of my book making class brought this woman with her who brought some old books in for us to look at. this top one was presented to a woman who worked at the hospital all her life when she left. it was all hand written and illustrated. craaaazy good shit.

this was was a 500 years old bible in latin.

the woman was really strange, the kind of weird introverted Cristian that you come across far too often for how the world operates these days. she was really passionate about them. at the end people were asking questions and i wondered if she was well into old books, them thought 'yeah, im going to become a librarian' or if she was a librarian then got really into old books.

i was gonna ask but its not really about the books as much about her.

started with the lads at work in a 6-a-side league in enderby. got pasted 6-0. the team we played were really good and they had alot of players, so kept rolling subs. we only had 7 of us because on the posters it said 5-a-side. its bad, but the other results in our league were 7-1 and 8-0.

whatever its good man. in a shock to the footballing world, booker boys f.c signed football on sunday fc's daniel curtis on monday evening with a record figure of £0. curtis is expected to start to the booker boys next week.

jr came over tuesday night and we watched the 100 greatest ufc fights ever. it was brilliant. we just chilled and got through it. it lasted about 4 hours, and was so packed with cool shit.

as i walk to work on wednesday mornings i seen this lad wearing make up and a massive leather coat. i just wanted to tell him that he is ruining the golden years of his life. tell him that he will grow out of it in about a year and fell the brunt of lost time. but im not god, and im sure he thinks he knows better ay.

good news though, went for a little jolly with ash in van delivering at work. it was fucking cool man, i love that shit. roll around in the van, pull upto a shop, unload some stuff, get back in the van, buy some cheap lucozades from a garage. normal. it was a real good day.

ohhhhhhhhh. top twat vernon kay is in trouble. apparently he has been feeding his lanky cock to 5 woman other than tess the twat daily. gutted on both of there accounts. vernon has kids, and he was even thinking about them and tess must be shattered. fuck vernon, still probably my worst wasteman, i fucking hate him so much, loud twat.

even if your not going to bother putting any effort into making a sign, at least try and spell the name of the product you are promoting correctly. its right next to you, just copy the letters from the box.

dan smashed his iphone a little while ago and finally sent it off for repair. they sent him this nokia as a replacement for 10 days and he is pissed off because he has to pay 50 pounds deposit for that shit. i told max and max said dan has been sorted out. max got a little brown piece of shit that he didnt even know could exist.

he says it looked like when they first thought of making mobile phones, they came up with this and said "...right, ok. lets keep at this."

went over to max's to watch liverpool loose to arsenal in one of the most boring games ive watched in ages.

we ordered mexican food and it wasnt as good as i hoped it would be, and max didnt give me a fork. he eats like a fucking car crash.

ARRRGHHHHH!

this morning, for a little birthday treat dan got me a nice fry up from cafetwoten. it was fucking wicked, cheers mate. before that, hof came to pick me up from valena's with vinny. vinny drives in such a fun way.

thats all for now. boy better know and logan sama at liquid tonight, so that should be good. im going to do a good innit in the week. safe for reading, thankyou.