CARNIVAL LAND

hiya, this is this weeks weekly post.

went for a walk to complete a couple errands with max. look at the size of these fucking melons.


now we all know max works in HSBC. i had to go there to sort out some bank stuff and he told me they are all really safe and that. during my bank transfer the woman behind the counter suddenly stopped tip-tapping away on the keyboard and put her palms to her cheeks and said "oh no!!" when asked what went wrong, she was really reluctant to tell me. after this, she asked for a reference for the money going into the account. when i gave it to her, her, the other woman behind the counter and the man she was serving all started laughing.


the badboys went into peri peri on friday night.




not those! me and jamie! look at the beardo in the background stunned by the camera.

after taking some photos for the new pop project with darryl i found out that he could make it to the braunstone carnival, cue him staying over mine and staying up until 4 clock practicing.

we headed over to the carnival. darryls reggae band 'by the rivers' were on earlier in the day so me and billy watched them, then stuck around. i was on at 3.50 and the crowd was beginning to grow!

this was the crowd when i went on. it went really well, and ive got it all filmed. thing is, my internet connection takes the piss with big youtube uploads, so i need to get over to my mum and dads and host the videos. ill try to get them up by the end of the weekend, and post them on here!

after i played, we went round the fair for a bit, jamie won a little pepper pig thing on a hook a duck game. some bollocks.

bradley and john jammed on the slots.

then we went on the waltzers. they were fucking fast, it was amazing. john lost his iphone, but the guys running the fair found it and gave it back to him.

also, by the best sales man ever, (pictured) we got tricked into buying the shittest, most ordinary chicken ever. he was really enthusiastic about his product and just completely sold it to us. me and jimlad got done out. we paid the same for a little crap burger as john and jamie did for rice w/kidney beans, salad, 2 pieces of chicken and some chilli con carne.

we found bricks near the uni wrapped in some dmu paper. we were on our way into town to go to some hip hop night at odyssey. it was good fun in the end, mgc played and killed it. check the video below.

three matrixers in maryland. on a really hot day. what makes them think, yeah ill put this on? twats.

sunday i had a really nice day, but forgot to take any pictures. it was my mums birthday on monday, so we had a picnic in the park. loads of food, i didnt eat all day to save myself for it. all my family were there and some of my cousins and that i aint seen in years. it was sick, like old times.

we played football on our side won 10-9. we were at abby park, so i thought this photo would explain that.

peri peri after getting battered 4-0 at football on monday night. max had a little steak burger with cheese, the gentlemans side to a proper meal. look at how good that looks.

on wednesday i was texting jamie about how bored i was, and then soon after that ashley came to get me and we went out in the van on deliveries. literally the best aspect of the job, its brilliant. the day flies and then even when you get back to the warehouse, you still get to have a lunch break. i ate while we were out, so i just kipped for an hour. WINNER.

john come over to watch the spain vs germany match. you know john had germany in the sweepstakes? he was riding the game haarrrrd. this photo was taken literally a second before spain scored the winner.

we played a little world cup 2002 on ps2 after, i was spain and john was germany. i won the first match then he won the second match, so we are set to have a final to decide the winner.


yesterday, i worked on music (between actual work) and got loads done. i counted up today, and i think my next cd is not far from done, so be expecting to hear some of that soon!


i recorded a couple of little freestyles from the lads who i was working with, so check em out.





safe, ill post up those carnival videos soon. cheers!

TWO AMAZING VIDEOS

ENGLAND ARE OUT NOW

heeeeeeeeeeey! heeeeeeeey! its friday so here is this weeks weekly post.

a load of us went out for some drinks for aarons birthday last saturday night. it was really good fun, aaron was proper pissed.


jr and parker didnt want to pose for a fight photo, its still orrrrn though.

i seen this guy, asked for a photo and he started trying to sign me up. he was well annoying and insistent.

there was also a guy in firefly with some russian roulette drinking game thing.

basically, you fill the barrel up with some drink, and then spin the green bottles round. you take it in turns to have the tube in your mouth, and then pull out one green bottle. most times you are safe, but one of the bottles releases the drink.

jamie got lucky with it.

we spent alot of the night talking to random people. me and jamie were asking this woman whats the worst thing she has ever done. she told us some long story, but in a pissed up stupor, i only remember the good bit. the punchline was pissing on all fours into a bowl infront of her then boyfriends mum and dad.

my flash fucked up this picture, but i remember some bloke putting in £7.20 for some fags. make of that what you will at 3 in the morning.

me and jamie popped to sophbeck for one, i dont know why i let him talk me into it, i was fucked up bad anyway. aint that place dead now? fucking hell. he saw one guy, drinking a blue wkd sat asleep on some chair on his own. the guy looked to be in his 40's. lowest point ever? i hope i dont ever end up like this.

so on the way home, we spotted some huge england flag on the breast of a house. jamie nicked it, some bloke stuck his head out the window and caught us, we chipped off laughing.

i was pissed out of my little head and took it upon myself to climb up the freight train bridge near mine and hang it over the edge. i draped it over, and laid stones (from off the train tracks) all the way along it to secure it.

jake bussing wheelies outside work the next day.

got back from work the next afternoon to this bollocks. i didnt counter weight it, so when the morning wind got up, it flipped it, leaving us without a flag, but only with a white and red stripe at the top of the bridge.

"2 world wars and 1 world cup".

there was an amazing african guy outside peri peri on the way into town for the football. he was just being mad, he had his face painted with a saint georges cross. he offered to do mine and jamies for us, but only had white left.

as you know, england are out now. we watched the game in varsity.

john turned into top boy tactician telling the strangers how england should line up.

moods were running low, cue jamie with some ice cream antics to lift the team spirit.

we all went back to mine to watch argentina.

went into town to do a bit of shopping and met my little sister for some lunch. she was more on about pumping weights in tk maxx.

bumped into darryl, so we tried on these £200 aquascutum coloured blazers in rackams.

i want to get a load of these. i think they would just improve my day. like answering the door to a door to door sales person with wayne rooney's face on and just acting like i dont know anything. "what?... seriously whats up?"

as you can see in the pictures below i walked to countesthorpe and back with dan and kyle on tuesday. we saw a little kid, looked about 7 years old being sat into a push chair. god i hope this child is terminally ill because thats so bad to still have a kid in a push chair when he is that old. look at how bunched up and big his legs are for the chair. i swear he looked at us looking at his mum and was embarrassed.

i didnt know KA did a ginger beer.

i spent time yesterday making a new batch of cd's, hopefully planning to get rid of a few at the braunstone carnival tomorrow.

i saw this writing in the delivery office at work, and it was so shit. i literally couldn't make out any words. i used to hate it at school when teachers would ask kids what something says and the kids themselves didnt know, you know when people cant read there own writing? adult or child, that really pisses me off. whats the point? just leave the paper blank.

speaking of work, i bought this tub of millions for £1. reduced because its got a short date & i think they are discontinuing the lemon flavour. try telling me that, i cant put them down, im sat with them now on my lap using my hand to spoon them into my mouth.

thankyou for reading, and ill be back soon! serfe