RAIN HAS COME

its raining loads now again. sorry i havent been in, i knew it was going to be a long one and i kept putting it off off off, now, no excuses. erm, i bought this chocolate the other day and it was blackberry and pear flavour. fucking brilliant.





jr come round to watch a relatively disappointing ufc 114.



the next day the rain come bad. i went wilkinsons just round the corner in a t-shirt, and while i was in there this started. my leg got fucked at football last week and given that this was only the next day i couldnt even run back, i was limping quickly.



this made me laugh at work, because every time i use a calculator im always struck by how hard it is to press the equals sign.

this is a relay i done on wednesday. pretty pretty pretty good.

me and dan cleaned the flat, it was a proper mess. the kitchen is making me really happy.

hahaha. i saw this and instantly though of a millionaires wank. it cost 79p by the way.

some girl in town was wearing some next sparta sandals. maaaaaadnesssss

it was a bare lovely hot day, as hot as its been and i saw this poor women in a full on burqa. its days like this that shit will remember when she dies and realised there is no such thing as a god or an afterlife.

also saw this well tall bloke. the women was about as tall as me, and this bloke was like a clear 2 and half foot from her. massive.

who is going with me then? no, the picture made me laugh, did he have an album called "all tied up" or something like that? if so then its relevant.

we went to london friday night on a coach trip thing to see darryls band!

jr bought a pricey bottle of moet down, it got hot in the sun so he bought a bottle of orange juice at the services and made a little bucks fizz. deep drink.

the driver stopped of because everyone needed to piss, because everyone was drinking loads, and everyone went to this garage across the road. we were just getting into north london, jr and john just went in this ladies front garden. looooool

the charity box does not have any official charity numbers or insignia, just the words "afghan children" in permanent marker.

jr done that think where he pretended to kow someone in the queue, and got really into it, it was semi-believable.

johns iphone is smashed. another reason they are overrated shit. great internet, shit phone.

sam came across london to jam with everyone.

i dressed darryl how he should go out in stage.

they played, it was well good fun, everyone was jumping around. by now, everyone was really pissed and lairy. good good good fun.

ENGURLUNNNNNND!!!!! got back into lesta at about 4.30am, and i had to be up for work at 6..00am. fucking rankest thing ever.

i had my lunch break with sasi, and in the sun that day there were free 3d glasses, and nearly every page had those blue and red lines around everything. i dont know about this massive buzz to do with 3d. its been around for ages, it was shit back then, and still is now. just because they are making films in 3d, thats not to say they have to start printing fucking papers in 3d.

hahahaha!!!! how can asda just bare-faced rob carlsbergs strap-line? the advert was nothing to do with carlsberg either, just stole it. you would think somewhere along the line, in a meeting an asda suit would raise his hand and point out that "probably the best _____ in the world" has already been used by a company?

jamie is back for summer now, we went out for drinks saturday night, to celebrate his and joe smiths birthdays. there were alot of good people out, we went on to the last brighton beach ever, max said "its a night of remembrance and respect."

i got fucking soaked the next day on the way to work. fucking amazing, the skies opened for about 45 minutes, just long enough for me to get to work. i swear down, as soon as a walked into the warehouse it stopped raining.

a very young booker badboy.

we went to football on sunday, it was great, everyone sort of made a pact on saturday when we were out to turn up, and everyone did, it was good numbers with alot of people who didnt play in ages. aaron was back from scotland too, so that was cool!

later that night, a few of us met up for food. we went to that peri peri place again, its winning at the minute, im growing to love the menu.

went round to darryls yesterday to start a new project we are working on. its a very open, synth heavy, dancey pop album. we have got a couple tracks down already, but its in the very early stages, but look out for some joints.

last night i went to see my little sister rose in her final show for college, she does performing arts. it was actually pretty good. shit i have been dragged along to before and she is genuinely pretty good at her subject and usually ends up carrying the show, but with this it was of a high standard. rose had the first solo, with some long monologue from Chicago and killed it, got some biiiiigman clap.

went for peri peri again with max, bradley and jamie. after a vote, we initiated jamie into the gentlemans club. welcome. if jamie wants to come for a little desert at cafe rouge, thats not a problem.

thanks for reading, told you it was a pretty long one. there is going to be a video on here too at some point today.

A WHALE OF A TIME*

firstly, i just got done watching lost in translation, ive not watched it in years. forgot how completely breath taking it is, one of my favourite films ever. you know the bit when they are on the night out and scarlett johansson is wearing the pink wig and she rests her head on his shoulder and bill murray's character doesnt know where to look? it is brilliant.



i was drawing whales whilst i watched it.

THANKS FOR LOOKING BACK SOOOOOON.

HAFRICAN HOMOSEXUAL HATRED

GOOD INNIT 011

easy, its three in the morning, i only just realised. (3:32 at the time of proof reading).



i downloaded this the other day, and even though its not brilliant through-out i thought it was a really nice idea, and really original in places. its a mixtape using mainly la roux vocals (and some beats) remixed with other stuff. major lazer (a producer/dj duo of switch and diplo; makers of m.i.a's paper planes beat) are the guys behind it. a link to download it is HERE and ive embedded my favourite track from it, im not your toy mixed with gucci mane's 'lemonade.'









the internet is mad now, there are no rules. for ages last week i was struggling to log into youtube, and after a while, it loaded the page but with a red banner that said "i call shenanigans"
apparently after a little research, it means theres just been an error on the server side.

also, firefox went down on me the other day and it came up saying "well, this is embarrassing". fuck off. i hate the way apple has changed the rules of technology, as if objects are human. you are a series of codes, you cannot possible understand with embarrassing means, fuck off.


i recorded this video last week, its a new little grime freestyle with predominantly lyrics from my fourth coming release!





everytime i go to upload a picture for the old photo of the week i see this one, and ive just finally had to do it, im sorry.
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50 cent is a madhead. he uploaded these pictures to his website of him during a shoot for a new movie he is in about an american footballer who gets cancer. 'Over a period of nine weeks the G-Unit general stuck to a strict liquid diet and a three-hour-a-day treadmill walk regimen to drop down to 160 pounds.'



bigger head than rhianna innit.




this is one of my favourite tunes at the minute, heard it in the changing rooms in river island last week, and its been on heavy rotation since. like a cross between chromeo and an old justice song.


WASTEMAN OF THE WEEK - JASON DERULO

fuck off. really fuck off. the world definitely doesnt need you. another shiny mixed race rnb pin up boy with shite productions from the same guys and fucking autotune. JASUN DER-RU-LOW. "im going solo" i wish you would, you cunt. i hate music these days, the western human race is so shit, they dont know what they want, so no matter what it is they are spoon fed by the media, they will lap it up. this cunt, honestly, is it really that bad? do they not all listen to it and go "actually, no. im not just going to do what everyone else does, im going to hear it and decide its shit." look at him, same as all the rest. how long does he have? 2-3 years? i will guarantee you that his next release will be "number one in the charts". fuck off and die in your mums house, you twat.


one last thing before you go, please please please read this. thankyou.

GOOD INNIT

BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY MEANS NOTHING TO ME

this week ive been at work a whole little bunch, so ive not got a great deal of stuff to post up.


starting with an odd little story.
i purchased some chino's that were a bit small. decided they were just too small and needed to return them and do a swappo for a bigger size. im eating portions since i left my mum and dad's, put a couple inches on /nohype. so on my bed side table i keep all my receipts there, so im going through and i cant find the receipt for these trousers. bit gay, but i had to leave out so i just thought ill sort it out in the shop.

as i walk down the road round the corner there is a scratching in my trouser leg, so i reach up my jeans leg, and pull out the receipt! i couldnt understand it, i put the jeans on fresh out of the washing basket and onto my legs, either way, surely my foot would have pushed it out, but instead i got down, out the house and round the corner before it magically appeared.



video box is on a hype having a refit and staying open during. it looks like more of a shit hole than ever.

seen a decent looking vehicle on the way into town, 4 wheel madshit.

went cinema to see four lions with bradley and max. trust me, its not one bit over-rated, believe all the little facebook status's and that what you read about it. good narrative where you can never really see what will happen in the end and more one liners than (ive been thinking for fucking ages for something that has alot of lines. im thinking fishing, cocaine, alzheimer's joke telling group, but nothing is hitting the mark, i cant make it work.)

in some book in the canteen at work there was a book of how to draw, so i was thumbing through it and there was an un-naturally large section on how to draw horses. i noticed none of the horses had massive detailed cocks though, probably aimed at kids innit? (the book, not the vainey rod.)

YO MY MAN ONLY WENT AND GOT A FUCKING HAIR CUT INNIT!!!!!! HOW YOU LIKE THAT 12 YEAR OLD LOOKING MUFUKA

i honestly dread to think. no job to big or small. results or money back.

watched no retreat no surrender with a few of the lads the other night too. was brilliant fun, there are some truly genius scenes in that film, try to watch it asap if you can.



tom evans birthday party at jamjar last night. nice night it was drinks were flowing, john is really good at pool, and everyone was bombing the boxing machine.

went out momentarily to get chips, seen ghetto in marios. reggie. marios is so fucking shit these days innit? that little fucking fat tramp woman who gives you a shit portion of shit chips and the rude indian bloke who "serves" you.

fuck off, they have fucking ran it into the ground, fucking chip shop, indian takeaway fucking crossover bullshit. i remember my dad telling me back in the day people who lived on the other side of town would treck out of town to get marios chips eat them, then go home buzzing. long gone are those days the place is a fucking shit hole now.

back bombing the bag, we put fucking loads of money into it. jr was winning against all these other lads, it was fucking siiiiiick. american strong arm.

i got hustled stink too. some lad said he would play me on it for a drink and i asked him what sort of score he gets. he got similar to what i was getting so i said yes, he hit first, got about 700 or something, so i was thinking yeah i could beat it. i hit it, fucking clipped it, and ended up getting 666. some un-forfilling bullshit. i put the pound in the machine, bought him a 3 pound pint and felt rinsed.

andre, the hench polish doorman made things all better again. he told us he benches 140kg, he was fucking huge. like jr is alright innit? looks like some ethiopian next to this guy. he was pure laughing about it, happy with himself. john was fucking fuming, charging up the superman eye lasers to eliminate an eastern european.

had a little knock about on riverside today in the bracing wind and bright sunshine, it was fucking lovely.

thats it really, i told you i have not been upto a great deal lot this week. ill try to do a good innit tomorrow, got a few good little bits. thanks for reading.

FUCK OFF, GET A FUCKING LIFE

this is what shit like twilight does to people.

GOOD INNIT 010

to start things off here are a few good photo's i seen on the internet this week.









the title of the video kind of gives away whats going to happen, but this has been in the news this week. brilliant, dont wind up a fucking massive animal then you twat.





seen the new nike advert for the world cup last night, its so so good. here it is, click the video twice to open a new window with it in and watch full screen.



BIG DEAD SNAKE TOO.









WASTEMAN OF THE WEEK - BONO

he's escaped the chop for far too long hasnt he? fucking div. one of those ones that you just take as given and everybody knows he is a twat. great, we get it, you do things for charity, well done. honestly, nobody cares. when he earns the sort of money he does, you shouldnt have to make sure everyone knows he does, it should just be a normal thing. i fucking hate his music too. they had maybe just 2 or 3 good songs back in the day and now look. they come around, realise some carried, international, satdium rock anthem, release a greatest hits album then ride that for another year. seriously, fuck off you silly, glasses sporting old twat.




ill post up some photographs soon. GOOD INNIT