Thursday, 22 September 2011

IPHONES CRAZY BAIT

this week seems to have gone bare quick. it dawned on me yesterday that it was friday when i wake up and i was buzzed out. got the bike ride this weekend and hopefully the weather should be ok.


these kind of blokes love taking there shoes off don't they? is that acceptable in an eating establishment? i dunno. its royal chicken anyway, not some restaurant in paris, probably let him have that one.




sam is buzzing about the wicked-land bike ride. here is him and his girl charlotte throwing up some W's.




jetski using a sweet for a straw. this is how we are living now. anything for more calories.




the sky was proper trying it over the weekend.




but then the sun kind of came out so we rode up to mcdonalds fosse park. sat outside but the benches were wet so swings and roundabouts.




a nice silhouette for you. the sky was lovely that night. hold tight the iPhone camera.




i went for peri peri with bradley, we were not impressed. when we went it was proper packed out, and we got the most rushed meal. half boxes of chips, bradleys wrap was a pencil with a few little bits in.




bobby came over and asked how our meal was shortly after we finished. we said we were throughroly disappointed , and we were! we were both calling it the worst peri ever. he told us not to move until he came back. 3/4 minutes later he emerged from the kitchen with my lemon breast burger and bradleys' extra hot wrap, and a massive box of chips.


he had rolled his sleeves up and cooked us the original recipe, from the man who came up with it and passed it on to the kitchen staff. the food was unbelievable. he sat with us as we ate it. he told us that he valued our custom and he said he didn't want us to leave if we were un happy.


i called max that evening and we spoke about what happened. he described it as the ultimate in customer service. the situation was fucked, me and brad left there pure buzzing, and now i passed the word on to max who now wanted a peri peri.




I'm getting addicted to these at the minute. so easy and moreish.




i seen paul scholes in the highcross. lol jk. nah, this was probably the most fucked ginger person i have ever seen. he was milk bottle white, had the blondest most invisible eye brows and proper proper orange hair. not even ginger. orange.




hold tight my man in mcdonalds. i don't give a fuck, you can't bring some next level off road vehicle into anywhere you like because your legs are a bit old and shit. surely anything with its own number plate is unacceptable? he couldn't even get up the isle. he had to 3 point turn and leave mealess.




bradley was buzzing out. got a couple of free wedges in with his mcdonalds chips. pretty show innit?




i broke a key off in my D lock. i always do this. just twist and snap keys.





at the town hall they were upto something. all these people were wearing goggles with bubble wrap over the top of them and using canes to get around. some sort of shit to put yourself in the shoes of a blind person. or see from their ey.. oohh! :/




they were around town as we mooched. they kept taking the glasses off though! if they are meant to be empathising then they weren't doing a very good job of it! dont you think that is well disrespectful to blind people?




i saw a max barton v2.0 lookalike competition winner yesterday too. by the looks of things he seen me too. its hard not to get spotted taking pictures on an iPhone. i don't like it for that.





thats all. i hope you all have a well fun weekend and don't forget, its the bike ride tomorrow! so if you do wanna come and the sun is out then meet us at the quay at 12 midday. cheers for reading.

TWISTED PENNYS X SKITZA X KURLY HYPA - BOXROOM SESSIONS



Boxroom cypher from September 2011.

Twisted Pennys and Skitza passed through the Boxroom, so the BLG boys had to squeeze off some bars.

Keep your eyes peeled for Twisted Pennys solo mixtape 'Some Sort Of Sick Joke' due later this year, The BLG mixtape also due later this year, and my next mixtape 'Shoebox Money' out early 2012.

You can download my latest release 'Midnight Practice Sessions' here:

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Sunday, 18 September 2011

WICKED-LAND BIKE RIDE



BECAUSE WE ENJOYED THIS WEEKEND SO SO MUCH WE DECIDED IF THE WEATHER IS GOOD, TO HAVE ANOTHER BIKE RIDE NEXT WEEKEND.

WE ARE GONNA GO TO LOUGHBOROUGH DOWN THE CANAL. ALREADY A FEW PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT IT AND A FEW PEOPLE SAID THEY WANT TO COME. I WANNA GET LIKE A MASSIVE CREW OF PEOPLE ROLLING DOWN THERE.

COME ON YOUR TWO WHEELS AND BRING WHOEVER, MEET AT THE QUAY ON SATURDAY 24.09.11 AT MIDDAY, AND LETS GOOOOOOOO! SPREAD THE WORD.

DONT MISS IT

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Saturday, 17 September 2011

CYCLE-LAND

this post should really be called "photos of jamie with his top off." ah well, the weather was nice so tops came off. today we cycled broughton astley, some long route round. it was pure fun.





took some pictures of/with horses.















pure show show personalised number plate.



ROLL ON COSBY LIKE BIIIIILL







we were in the middle of nowhere.



jamie booted over this cone that was on top a wasps nest. got told off by some old woman. had to put the cone back.



more animals got dissed.



it started to really, really piss it down.




i wasn't impressed. not fucking vest and shorts weather is it?



jamies bank card stuck to his fags. looks sick innit.



some fucked up police car was there in the background.



my gods.



finished our bike ride with a mcdonalds. jacket, no top. chill.



DEM KIND OF SESSIONS. next saturday, birstall kind of sides. anyone welcome, i wanna get a 20 man (and feman) crew of bikers rolling around telling kids to fuck off and bullying animals. that would be siiiiiiiiick.

Thursday, 15 September 2011

CITY CENTRE

ayo everyone. it's been a pretty normal week. a couple of buzzes, but that's about it. because I'm working in town now a lot of cool shit that i'm seeing is in the city centre. lets get in to it.

i saw a well nice car. the number plate was 'KEI R4N', probably some indian lad who is around my age but was bothered in school. fair play to him.


katie price has got a magazine out. its all about her.


she will do anything for money won't she? and her devoted little bone-head following will help her. just to let you know (if you are one of her bone-head following) she will be signing copies of her magazine in WHSmiths on gallowtree gate from 1.00pm tomorrow. (true stories, look it up.)


i fucking love this shit, the colours are sick. you know how girls who sell dirty knickers over the internet to old pervy men have like 'wish lists' of actual presents that they want? well this is on mine. get me it from paper chase. (i have no idea how i know that by the way, i promise i don't buy soiled knickers over the internet.)


i seen this guy with a tribal tattoo on his face. after taking the picture i realised how massive he was, the fact that he had a tattoo on his face and realised his bird spotted me. cue my swift exit. FUCK DAT MANG


seeked refuge in mcdonalds where i saw a kind of rude boy bloke in an all in one. like a onesie. it had a massive white zip up the front.


could you make a shitter sign? for fuck sake, what the fuck is 'PH #'? the letters are like filled in with biro.


before going out for a few drinks on saturday night, sarah and mairi drank an awful concoction from a game of ring of fire. it had a bit of everything in, i bet it tasted horrible.


its gone too far now in leicester. people will wear anything to get attention. shamelessness. how do these people not look in the mirror and feel embarrassed? its not 'expressing yourself', its not 'being who you really are', its fucking begging attention. pathetic. purple leopard print leggings? fuck this wasteman.


in the fat cats beer garden max leaned back, and smashed loads of glass bottles and glasses by accidentally pushing them off a table. everyone in the garden let out a really sarcastic "WHEEEEEYYYYY!!!!!" it was siiiccckkkk.


i saw this bird in maryland. i don't care how much your heels are hurting you, you DO NOT go bare foot on the maryland floor. dirt bird.


remember this kid? yeah he has quit now. i know, gutting stuff. ah well, we always have the video to enjoy.


and here it is.

me and my mates play a game called 'fit or shit.' basically, if you see a girl from far away or behind then somebody calls 'fit or shit?' and you have to make your choice and go with it. me and max both saw this person from a good couple hundred meters and both called 'fit.' ooooh, frustration and embarrassment don't seem fitting enough words.



mental shit happened too. jamie went to take a picture of me, and instead of the photo of me coming up, it came up with a photo of a cobbled floor, shot in the day. so he took another, and then it came up with this. after about 2 minutes of us thinking his phone was possessed and pondering smashing it with a house brick to free the demons, he figured out that they were photos he had taken when he went to turkey over a year ago. the only thing was that these photo's of turkey were from another phone all together. thats fucked innit?


my mum made me the baddest roast dinner. I'm going off roasts big time, but this was kind of sick in the brain. i love vegetables so much.


after i went round jamies to chill for a bit. this was the last supper before mairi, jamies sister heads off to swaziland in africa to do some shit for some poor people. she is there now. living the dream.


so i take my shit to get ready for work to the gym in the morning and then get ready there. i attempted to take a smaller bag. ironed and folded my shit, and packed it away so carefully.

this is when i pulled out of the bag a bike ride later. fuck this.


BIG DAY!!!! the new peri peri has opened up in town. its on belvior street, on the corner at the bottom near jacobs and gamestation.


bobby was on hand on the opening day to make sure everything ran smoothly. he bought a few of the A-team along to make sure it all went well.



me and jimlad bombed it out on our lunch. it was actually a really good one. classic burgers are £1.29 now (as apposed to 99p before) but aside from that everything is the same.

the decor is really really nice, they have killed it.


they do some baller shit meal on a plate now. i want to get this. all in all it was sick. they are right next door to chilli white, and on night when chilli white is open, they are gonna stay open until 3 in the morning. wooooooi!!! bobby sat with us as we spoke about it opening up and expansion. he said "you lot are part of the peri peri original family."


benches are over rated anyway innit? why not put on a leather flat cap and sit looking bare philosophical on a statue? i would pay so much money to know what he was thinking about.


these are the new lick from maoam. i'm going to stick my neck out and say that i like maoam more than i like haribo. their flavour and texture makes them my favourite sweet. i bought ten of these, they are pretty siiiickle in the head.


LOL! MR BEN!!!! YEAH MAN!


this made me laugh. i love stuff like this, pure selfish, pointless bollocks. give a shit. some pisshead thought fuck these chips. and instead of binning them, or just dashing them on the floor he chooses to go for the car. hahaha.


in other news, KFC became one of the 'best workplaces' in the united kingdom. brilliant.


examples face is still punchable too. don't worry about that. not anywhere near ed sheeran's league, but punchable non the less.



OK! well thanks for reading, and enjoy your weekend. i'm going to have a quiet one this weekend, so i won't have any purple leopard print leggings to show. BYE!!!!