anyway. you know its supposed to be a good post when it opens with a photo of Dwayne wearing a top that says "mountaintop motel massacre". you wrong i reckon. its been ok, normal usual shit has been happening.
me and dan went to court, i did stock take at work, and saw inglorious basterds.
yeah deadout on the pavement.
speaking of good violence, we saw loads of runescape, level 20 swordsman zelda fucking lord of the rings bitches walking into town in costume for some fantasy bullshit. two kindly posed, throwing up a W.
we were there for evation of coucil tax payments, and i dont have to pay it because ive got an exemption form. such that, world.
valena got some pretty wicked royal chicken earlier, that shit is so good man. she had a strips burger with cheese and chilli sauce for one pound. thats your value right there.
wait... thats a bit tiny for one pound and five pence...there must be a mistake...
have a closer look dan, oh no, hang on... they are all that size. which brings me to this cunt...
WASTEMAN OF THE WEEK - KEN McMEIKAN (Chief Executive of Greggs Bakery)
remember the glory days when it used to go so hard? you could be looking at two sausages rolls for a pound, and they were a damn site longer, and when you got a steak bake, it wasnt just some pussyhole gravy based sauce between two luke warm peices of pastry, no. it actually had steak inside it. when you got a sausage and bean melt, it wasnt a beans and sausage melt. pizza bread seemed to last for hours, and you got some fucking change back.
now, all of a sudden the fucking whole place has become a joke, no longer the glorious pastry based all you can eat that once had a firm grasp on my regular diet. an excuse, a limp, half hearted attempt to fill the boots of the greggs we all know and love from yester year.
this is the fucking prick stood at the top of the pile. bossman. top boy. incharge of trebling prices and halfing sizes (and slices) at greggs.
listen, ken. i couldnt give two fucks if the service of your staff is always second to none (including the crackhead bird who works in the tramp one next to argos). we, and i feel i speak on behalf of everyone when i say, want greggs to be decent again, you smooth headed twat.

SORT THE FUCKER OUT!!!! some new drawings just below this post, get stuck in.
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