Friday, 20 December 2013

BAD PHOTOS, CLUB NO NO'S, SYRUP 'TIL THE DOME GOES AND BK LOGOS

It's that time again. Get yourself a little snack, pour a drink, open a bottle of something, skype your friends, do whatever. I don't know how you guys consume it, but either way, Here is some WickedLand for you to enjoy. Get into it.

There is no excuse for not being able to use an iphone camera these days. Fair enough if you are some old dodderer, but if you are from our generation there is really no excuse. I don't care what phone you've got, it's not rocket science. Hand me a Samsung Galaxy and I promise you I'll take a good picture first time despite never having had one. When ever I ask someone for a picture I just ask them what phone they've got these days. I asked this guy and he said it's fine, I'll be able to take one. After various attempts this is the best I got.



In the end I grabbed him and put him in the photo. I told him he will be playing the part of me and I'll just take the fucking picture. What's the point. How hard is it really? Look at his face. He knows what he did.


Me and Max spotted a cracking sign in the toilets at the O2. Have a read below.




For ages now I've had some cough syrup (with the active ingredients Codeine and Promethazine) like what rappers in America drink. I've been waiting for a weekend evening when me and Dan were both free and we were gonna try some, with sprite and Jolly Ranchers, the lot. We drank it last weekend.



It's been really interesting, watching and reading peoples various recipes and cocktails on the internet. I'm thinking next time I make some I'll post up a step by step but it's basically mixed with sprite and some fruity sweets to mask the smell of the cough syrup then served on ice.


As the sweets melt and mix into the sprite it was so delicious and sweet. We had like 4 glasses each (finished the 2 litre bottle) and it was such a weird feeling. I was really drowsy and my reaction times were slow. My whole body felt so comfortable and relaxed. My mouth and throat had numbed from the syrup. I slept like I haven't slept in years that night. It was very enjoyable indeed.


Look at what Natalie has got Elvis wearing. He has had a good few months and he is trying to lose his wasteman image and she drops this one on him. That's not nice is it.


Curtis (Natalie's boyfriend) kinda went in with dinner that night. We had a roast but it was just all on point. Veg game was serious, yorkshire pudding game was serious and the beef was really tender and juicy. He is a problem for Natalie in the kitchen, let's put it that way.


I've hardly watched any of this years X Factor but my mum was telling me that Nicole Scherzinger has not really been with it through out. It's no secret she broke up from long term partner Lewis Hamilton and i'm guessing she is pretty bummed out about that but my mum wasn't kidding. She has lost a bag of weight and she looked like she was waving off the purple with me and Dan. It was nuts, she looked so dopey and not with it haha.

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Hard at work again this week on Teeps mixtape. We recorded towards two tracks, It's really starting to take shape now.


Myself, Kamakaze and Teeps were at Rockafellas this week. The show was fun. It wasn't the busiest but the crowd who were there were really into it. I rarely get to perform with both of these two so it was good fun to do something with the 3 of us.


If someone one day asks me what my idea of dedication is I'm going to reply saying 'my idea of dedication is ridiculous, disgusting prints, even down to the fucking shoes.'


That's wickedland. Come see me at Beastwang tonight to say hello, I really like your blog!

2 comments:

Stuart Bowness said...

your Burger King post made me 'LOL'

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