FACTORY SETTINGS

EAAAAAAAASY DEN DEN DEN.

another week has passed in my life. im not doing nearly as much uni work as i should be, but other activities are popping off so thats all good. there is nothing like starting a post with a picture of a dead animal.

saw these funny pictures of andy murray in the paper because he was doing well at the tennis or something. lost in the final to the guy who wins everything i understand. i love pictures of sportsmen shouting. look funny.

made this little elephant for book making class. the brief was something like "destroy a book and make something new". an elephant never forgets its a book, so the joke is on my teacher.

BARONS BACK!!!! thats what you get when aaron is a bit drunk. i had my new microphone out, and aaron started freestyling them smooth lyrics, pissed out his head, me and billy were in stitches. he says he is gonna record something with me, so that would be cool innit.

had a wicked man game of football on sunday, alot of people turned up, we had 9 players each, and as two more lads came we let the other team have them so they had 11. it was pretty closely fought, but they won in the end 10-8. wicked match though.

not in the photo.

i hate inflation. remember the days when grabbing these for 25p was a standard thing? now this is meant to be a bargain. your having a fucking laugh, fuck off, they aint even that good anymore anyway. SAVE SAVE SAVE? NO! NO! NO!

fashion is open and doing good business!!! billy told me he got a well good meal deal from there the other day when everything was half price.

NOW THATS WHAT I CALL WICKEDLANDING 89!

saw a really good name for a driving school. shit photo, but it says "just drove passed" (as in just drove past) but the "just" and "drove" are in a different colour to the "passed", so you say it like "just drove; passed" good innit? i love that sort of stuff man.

i was thinking at work, bounty plain has got to be the shittest chocolate bar ever. not even dark chocolate, but plain. bounty is fucking rubbish outdated shite anyway, why release a worse version? when they are pulling stuff like wispa gold because it is that fucking good that it might just finish all other chocolate and stand there laughing, but this shit is staying available, the world is seeming more and more like a fucking joke.

bad times. i got the internet at the flat and ruined my life. downloaded a virus, and fucked myself up. long story short, a couple of days later, after a few unsuccessful attempts at getting rid of it, im on the phone to a tech guy, and its system reboot time. most of my stuff was backed up on my external hard drive, but i lost some important shit.

more or less the only thing left on my hard drive was my beats. the programme that i use to produce beats uses little sound clips (of say a snare drum, or a bassline wobble) and i lost thousands of these, and all the programme files of every beat i have ever made. i was fucking gutted, no way of getting that shit back, i literally lost so much time and effort.

ive just about got over it now, but still wounded.

although on a brighter note did have a wickedman royal chicken with valena. i got a little pizza. 9" with 3 toppings for £1.50. DATS ROYAL ROOOD BOOOOIII

dan has got that $NE$ money in his room, so ill just walk by on the way to the living room and catch him jamming before work on super mario bros. (maur-rio).


WASTEMAN OF THE WEEK - FRANKIE BOYLE

not sure if he has been wasteman before, but fuck it, because he has now got a beard, he is a different person. why? because i really dont find him funny, political, trying to be offensive but just getting it wrong wasteman. its like he embodies every stereo type about scotland. every reason why the english hate scots. fucking dickhead, i get bored of his wank drab accent and acting like he hates everything, fuck off and die in a hole you fucking wasteman priiiiiiick.


thats me for a bit, ill post up some drawings soon i reckon. coolsafeokbyebless1g

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wow. its been an eventful week and as a result of that i cant put the pictures from my phone onto my computer until later tonight, ill explain why later!

ive been looking at a couple of alternative posters for inglorious basterds. i had remembered who they were by, but now i cant remember. i think they were both submitted, but never used.



i reeeeeeeally like this bottom one.

valena drew this picture of me a while back, i really like it so i thought i would stick it on here. i look proper gormy in it. you can see some more bits and bobs by valena here.

sport is brilliant innit? couple that with japanese television and men in black bodysuits and your onto a winner i reckon.

i watched this the other day and i cant work out if it is real or not. i dont quite know the rules of table tennis to tell wether it is, but it looks like a proper match.

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ANOTHER CAD LESSON*

chilling fish with a polar bear. picture post soooon.

MUNCH THAT!*

got a new monster munch project, here is some rough sketches from early development stage, and a couple other bits.

WRAPS AT WORK

the week in pictures from me then. today is really nice, the weather is good outside and things are going ok.

we played football on sunday, and blake has shaved himself clean. you like it? looks young innit. it was cool, bradley played so you know how it is! there was loads of us, we had enough for 11 a side. dan put in a brilliant long ball and jr finished a volley gloriously.

valena has got this mad thing, and she was just acting like it was normal. its like a little calculator with a slot in the top for her card, its for internet banking. when i was like 'this is fucking mental' she was like 'everyone has these'. it was fucking crazy, i dont even know how it works, bluetooth maybe?

dan is a master chef. fucking gordon ramsey, he can stick his Michelin stars up his arse. worrel fucking thompson can hang himself; dan is doing a full pack of fish fingers with a side of mayo. BOOOM

it doesnt look like much, but the sky was a bit blue. this is brilliant because this means we are about to go into them wicked crisp winter mornings where its really bright and really cold.

i went for breakfast with valena at rialto in town. its really expensive, but really nice. i love full english, makes you feel like the day is going to be good innit? always puts me in a wicked mood.

michael jackson recruitment has a picture of the best barrack obama lookalike ever in the window. im really not sure if its isnt him, looks bare like him innit.

OOPS! LOOKOUT! COMING THROUGH! MOVE IT OR LOOSE IT! this ronnie was carrying a barrier through town, and everyone had to move out of his way, and he just had his nice little personal space.

i had to make a wrap at work on wednesday because the lad who works in good in was off. so i made a bad boy wrap. a wrap is like a massive cardboard box that we put all the card into and then wrap it up in shrink wrap then send it off to a recycling plant.

this was the remains of daves sandwhich. he has egg and bacon triple pack thing, and pulled out all the bacon, and left the crusts, awful innit. nearly a whole sandwhich there, what a waste! if it didnt have egg all over it, i would have boshed that shit real talk!

at uni, they encourage yound creative people to be openly creative. so ill go upto the studio to do some work, and shit like this is everywhere. i dont know what it is, but the dickheads who do my course think things like this are cool, but they really are just an embarrasing insight into these kind of people's sences of humour.

click the images to make them a bit bigger and read some of the things written, its so embarrasing. i dont know why they would think to stick things up, like as if they want to share how funny some of this shit is with everyone.

this one is so fucking awful, just shows the sort of twats that i am surrounded by all day at uni, fucking socially inept gimps.

thursday night, get to work, still semi-buzzed-out about my cool wrap on wednesday morning and found this. it was alot worse in person than it looks here. turns out the good in lad was still not back, and cardboard was everwhere!

i jammed in there for 30 minutes, double deckered my wrap from the other day and basically just cleared everything up. i made another two empty wraps for today, in other words i killed that shit. ill let you know the mess i walk in to on saturday.

in other news at work there is a new tap to fill up the hot water container for tea's and coffee's by the tills. it blasts out water and you fill up a tiny jug and pour it into the massive metal biler thing. the tap is right next to the electricals, as you can see.

thats whats been going on, ill be back in a few days. CHEERS FOR READING.

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Dunno to be honest, im thinking of doing a sort of new thing, every little while just doing a little round up of some good stuff that ive been looking at/listening to/watching etc etc.

this is a bear with a long tongue, and this photo was very funny to us in sweden. aaron told me it was also in the papers over here while we were away. he has a cod eye, its funny.
also, i heard about this a little while ago, but remembered it when reading about it in this months FHM. a chinese farmer has made these little plastic cases to grow pairs into, and they come out looking like little baby buddha's. good innit.

been watching this as well. im split these days about boy better know. 50 percent commercial shit, and 50 percent as wicked as some deja vu set from 2005. they are good here there, cool to see jammer on it, and its funny that skepta is sitting down bopping around. all proper hyping and jumping about.

WASTEMEN OF THE WEEK - 3OH3

ive figured it, i bet you can more or less put all the wastemen and wastegash into a few categories. one bulging category is famous musicians who simply dont deserve it. these pricks are almost at the top of the pile. i get it, general public dont know about good music, but surely for these guys to get picked up by a record label, they must have got seen somewhere. its either that; some music guy thought they have a marketable image, or they had links high up in the music scene. either way, they need to die, painfully. you heard that fucking awful wolfwhistling song featuring katy perry? thats these twats. look at them, and think they are rich from that bullshit, when you have actual good musicians who dont get a look in. fucking arseholes, i hope they fall in a deep hole.

Frank Stockton.

did you read the other day when i said i had a good lesson in cad and looked through some websites? one cool one was this guy frank stockton, an illustrator from america. some really nice style, the main part of his site is like a blog with sketches and finals for stuff, and then on the left is a list of recently published illustrations.

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CAD-LAND*

started CAD (computer aided design) today at uni, and its going to be real fun! i coloured in this drawing of aaron in the lesson and now i am looking through a nice little list of websites. earlier today we had our first lesson in book making, where we made some bound japanese style book, that was fun too.

today is a good day.

LOOK OUT*

the first is a little lino print, about the size of passport photo in real life. modern warfare heads, little grey willy people and surreal bumming.








the following three were all drew by george in sweden.

the first one is beyonce telling rhianna to back off from jigga, exclaiming that "he pays my bills ho!"
the second is blake getting bottled by bools at the quay.
and finally lady gaga is playing an impromptu show to a audience of 12 in a jungle when a boxing alligator wants to box her to shut up. the fans are shouting "look out!"
below is my post from sweden CHECK THAT OUT MOTHERFUCKEEEEEEEER