OUTGOING-LAND

been a good few days for me! got my uni work handed in, so ive been able to go out a few times and drink until i cant remember whats going on.

first things first, ive changed up the layout a little bit (i felt in reaching 100 posts i needed to redecorate) and ive added some links at the side. i think ive got the important ones there, but if there is any that i am obviously missing, then let me know. also, just because its nicer and easier for people who check this shit on iphones, ive made a wickedland youtube channel, so i can upload the video's to their, instead of the unreliable blogger alternative. ive been getting nosebleeds these last few days. rather worrying, but they look cool. its like a period coming out of your face and its almost like a well sneaky way that god is calling you a cunt face.

JOOOOOHNJOOOOOHN MADE MY LIFE SO MUCH BETTER! before mine and daryls set at superfly on sunday night he showed me a picture of katy perry naked. oh my lord, cheers john.we went to superfly and had a right good time. i took some pictures of blake bonding with the freshen up guy!NO SPRAY? NO LAY! NO SOAP? NO HOPE! NO ARMARNI? NO PUNAANI!BOY KID CLOUD REPRESENTAAAASwe went walkabout for one, this is when dan started to get really messy. ha hawhen the houselights came on at last orders he was showing us his skill of downing pints and drank about 3 and a half in 30 seconds flat.so dan left, drunk off his face, got in a taxi with george and was apparently sick too. your not strong like him.

i always see this cat mooching about near valenas, he looks at me as if im stupid.went to visit rose in the market, because she needed to borrow a tenner and she is always on about the legends she see's when she is at work. she did not disappoint.saw this guy on the way out of town too. his head wasnt resting on the side, it was just hanging back and all i could thing is your neck is going to fucking kill when you wake up!bumped into hof too! me and valena were about to walk back to mine, but we bumped into your boy and we walked with him. i told him some amazing facts what dan was telling me from his iphone application for example, did you know that if the population of china lined up single file and were to walk past you in a line, the line would never end due to the rate they reproduce. are you mad.

MOSH LAST NIGHT. i was with uni gang, and we saw natalie and her work mates out dressed as golfers, playing pub golf. bare strange.the toilets are odd in mosh. really small, and although they appear to be made of marble of something, they are fucking rank.outside when valena and milli were having a fag, we were lying down looking up at the stars. there were no stars, it was cloudy. but there was scafholding.last but not least! come down to sophbeck this saturday, for we go party. boy kid cloud are on. see you goons in a few days, and leave guestbook comments. ssssaaaaaaafe

100-LAND

TOP MARKS! TELEGRAPH FROM THE QUEEN! MILESTONE REACHED! thats it, one hundred wicked land posts, and its a bit of a celebration. somewhere in the part of the world where it is all fucked up, people are punching each other in the face because things are going that well!

everyone is on there way to the wickedland celebratuion party, that is already in full swing.mondu-la ray is singing in celebration, doing everything from UB40 to usher slow jams.everyone is just dancing away, such good fun.marko isnt impressed though. he prefers gok wans blog on channel fours website. he thought it was a chipendale/office/kinky dress up, so he is just sat in the toilets waiting for the night to end.valena drew me a wolf, but it looks a bit like he is wearing one of them hats with the twirly propeler on top.and kyle has been working on this for months, since the wickedland birthday. click the picture to enlarge it, and marvel and all the people in it. if you point to a certain person in the picture, he will do their voice for you.thats it! 100 posts of wickedlanding, sign the guestbook at the bottom of the page!

SPUD-LAND

alright you guys? had a good week this week, just been keeping my head down, doing coursework, all hand ins were this week, so i had to do em innit.



my grandma gave me this sofa for mine and dans flat, its fucking massive and wicked. it was such a mission getting it out of her bungalow, but we did in the end and at the minute its in my front room.this is a canvas i painted for my illustration module, its acrylic on canvas and i was quiet happy with it in the end. i wanna do more painting, but i dont know what of.SEE THAT FUCKING RAIN ON WEDNESDAY?! BASTARD!!!! at about 5 on wednesday it fucking came down hard! i went for a lovely mcdonalds with valena and it was getting grey as we were sitting in, and then it just came down, we got fucking soaked on the way back to hers. there was lovely thunder too.next morning, after a hand in, i went through town to get the bus upto work and popped into ronalds for a breakfast. seen this cool bastard, just chilling. look at his amazing head; dont you think he looks like the little monkey out of aladin? he was sitting picking a part some sort of mcmuffin, and just rolling his fingers.poker that night, and we all thought billy was mad playing some hand that he had. turns out your boy had a straight and he fucking took bare chips early on! blake ended up winning over bonham at the death of it. then blake was showing us his spud gun. fucking brilliant.mmmmmm spuds. cyprus kebab house gave us some tastey spicy potatos for the walk home, in enchange for some money. dan liks his with mayonaisse on.kyle likes to eat them whole. notice all the cool stuff hanging up on the right above the mirrors next time you go in there, there is some lovely, weird shite.had croques and it was really nice. its so fucking expensive though, it does my head in. i tried a wrap, because i always have a melt, and it was actually proper nice! i had ceaser chicken, and by the end of it i was getting so so into it. i love the little bit at the end of a wrap where it is all folded together an chewy. i had that wrap, a little slice of rocky road cake and a fancy bottle of lemonade and it came to £6.16this little robin red breast is always chilling in the croques garden, and he was lanidng on our table, he even landed on valenas plate at one point. i got a photo of the little fucker just as he took off to fly and wished i had a better camera.we had to go to the new barclays bank in town and it was all amazing and shit. look like something out of the future, it was so so bright and that. everything was a circle.dead fish orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr? i seen this, with its fucking head eaten out lying on the floor on my way home from work today. it was about a foot and a half long and smelt fucking horrible.



i always think that wouldnt it be good if that in the same way you can digitally record image or sound you could record smell? on saturday at work i had to put this dog food in the skip what some woman had brought back, and it was fucking discusting, literally and definately the worse thing i have ever smelt.

the meat that was it in had got rotten and it was like a dark grey, and the actually food had gone like a bright orange colour and was all foaming and dripping. it stunk like a sewer. it was 24 cans of pedigree, so it could only have been worth about £15. there is no chance it hell you would handle it, and put it in your car for however long just for £15.

when it came around to actually moving it, i rolled the shutter up (because it was on a trolly outside) and the smell hit me straight away and it smelt like that actual sewer smell of just shit and sick and tampons. the first time i tried to pick up some fucking rank ripped single black bin liner that had that shit in to throw in the bin it went on the floor and woke the smell proper, and i was wretching bare. i manned up and held my breath and chucked it in and it was fucking horrible! at least i know it ont be my turn next time. (that was long wasnt it? ive just looked up at the screen and seen how much i wrote about it.)


my dog has a big tongue too.
SPUD GUN FUN! blake made a spun gun at work, and him and dan come to an agreement that if blake let dan shoot him in the arse with it he would give him 50 quid. football on sunday was the perfect venue for such events. WATCH!!!! bare in mind that the sound to the film is deceptive, it did that thing where when you film for so long the sound becomes slightly out of sinc to the video, but just look at the bruise for proof of how fucking fast this shit is, it was after about a minute, through jeans!



WASTEMAN OF THE WEEK - JUSTIN LONG

a.k.a one of the most punchable faces in show business. fucking smug, slopey face bastard almost personifies what the typical american looks like, he just looks so so american. fucking wasteman actor, in shit films, and then all of a sudden he aquires some slightly manly put on deep voice and expects everyone to take him seriously. i just fucking hate his face, and look at that little dickhead beard; if you are not a wrestler you cannot have a beard like that. he always plays the character in films that is just not funny. the sort of rock for the funny character to bounce off. fucking american dick juice.

NEWHAM-GENERALS-LAND

been listening to this pair baaaare recently, their debut album just dropped and its been proper awaited, and its pretty good! d double e is a big boy mc from back in the day, and footsie has been on it for time too, they used to have more members but they were not as sick as this pair.

check out the third video down for some big boy d double e bars about cars, and the fourth one up from the bottom is a wicked track by d double from the album generally speaking called bell dem slags. if you only watch one thing, watch the bottom clip, where they are on kiss fm on logan sama's show: syncronised!

REGULAR-LAND

had quiet a nice, chilling week this week. heres the things that have been going on.

i saw this on a car in town, it made me laugh because it was written really small, and the cock was quiet acurately drawn.i never knew zanzibar was an actual place before seeing this, so it made me piss. ha hawe played poker at georges thursday. john won, and i went out first! phhht! before we went to play though, we went to the tesco garage round the corner and this bloke came out with all blood on his head, and has all scratched up and stood a few feet away from the car, and just staired at john who was sat shotgun. this went on for about 2 minutes, until george came out the garage and said that the bloke was argueing with his bird in their. the bloke still staired at john as we drove off. i went for croques with valena on friday. remember how i said that eating out has gone down hill? (or at least grabbing quick food) well we went croques, ordered at the same time, and valena didnt get hers for about 40 minutes. its a fucking toasted sandwhich. even after about 20, when we had been sat down and told the waiter that we were still waiting on one sandwhich, he assured us it would be straight out. this was bollocks. when it finally come i asked him for a free slice of cake for waiting and he just sort of laughed, smug cunt. ah well, worth a go.if you put one sign up, why would you put another, that says exactly the same thing right next to it, but spelt differently?i really need to get a camera phone with a flash on it. when me, aaron and jr met john and blake and that on friday night to walk into town, they were already talking to some bare old boy about he was telling them how some polish bloke done him over for a ten-bag. it was well funny, he was describing one of the polish blokes girlfriends who was "a little ready-to-go slut in some tight white jeans." he bought her a little bar of galaxy. next time you see blake, ask to see it on his phone, he recorded more or less the full story.john just gets bare sailor jerry's and coke at £1.50 before midnight and pours them all into a pint glass. MIXER BASTARD!i cant find flicks anywhere, but when i do, ill put them up. me and daryl played a show on friday for SMASH THIS @ sophbeck, it went really well, was dead good fun! i sweated so much i lost about a stone i reckon.

the next day, i was walking back home through the quay and i saw jimlad, blake, george, dwayne and beaver playing heads and volleys, chilled with them for a bit, absolutely took apart jimlad and blake at W-A-S (short for W-A-S-T-E, similar to skate) and we played a good header game, where you boot it so high up, and try to head it. jimlad won bare.size of that fucker ay?football on sunday yesterday, it was good fun, this was the hiateus between the two matches, your boy john burke scored a stonker of an own goal with a finish the would have done any paid of defender proud, well done mate.GABBBBBBEHWASTEMAN OF THE WEEK - NOEL EDMONDS

i was watching deal or no deal the other day, and i thought think how fucking good it could be, if it was only 15 minutes long? its so fucking stretched out, and long winded, listening to him joke about with the banker, and just make a general twat of himself. why are cunts like this offered a second chance in the limelight of television? we should have just been thrown aside after doing house party and made to get a job at kwiksave or currys. instead, he is back, stretching out things, when he knows full well its all a fix anyway, and doing a couple of other shows on sky one. i think its safe to say he is back on top of his game, and i cant fucking stand the wanker. shown here being a twat on a fruit machine at panic, and well done for the 2 finger salute aaron.
when i get round to it, ive got a few little drawings knocking about, ill post up soon, until then, see you later safe safe safe safe safe