NOT ALOT LAND

i aint done many drawings, im gonna start seperating the drawings from the photos and chat and that. i made a new banner this week, above this, you blind head!

BANGRA-LAND

Hiya, ive had a good week man...been seeing alot of the lads. aaron had a BBQ, i went bangra night at liquid, and went to see mystery jets.


i seen this guy, with a beard in the gayest van, with flowers all over it.
with billy, aaron, dan and kim we played a mario kart tournement. aaron won again. billy kept losing to people all race and then just winning it last minute.i seen Mystery Jets at the charlotte. it is the lightest gig ive seen at the charlotte, they played well, but its not really go mad music is it. alot of the time, everyone was just stood still.i tried to buy some snacks from the co-op, i really did, but it was fucking embarrasing. all i got was one of them fucking apple flavour chewits. i love fake apple and banana flavours. maybe if i was buying wine to snack on i would have been ok.
this is me and dave attacking bangra night. it was such good fun!

vinesh gave me a lift home, and the sun was coming up! kyle loves aarons BBQ it was good fun, lots of nice food. plus we all did a thing where we kept the ball up, but we all had to have a touch, it was really dramatic and fun.we played football on a sunday. dan was down too, but he left for some work thing. it rained really weird, and it was hot too.even little kids are feeling the pinch of inflation.
WASTEMAN OF THE WEEK

recognise this div? he is a prick. from the nintendo advert. where he goes "yeah im actually just showing dad a few tricks." but says it in this tone where it sounds like a question. and just his general performance in this advert. he gets box on mario kart, and he goes "did you see that!?" its like...yes, it was normal.

the whole advert is stupid, the way they try and push people to do brain training everyday, at a certain time. the grandma goes "i could do this before my breakfast, it only takes ten minutes" greeeeeeeeeeat. didnt zoe ball tell you that? and when the daugther says look, my nintendog still recognises my voice and the grandma is like "thats so fucking wicked mate!"

i hate this shit advert...here is a link to watch it for yourself.

http://www.tellyads.com/show_movie.php?filename=TA6785&advertiser=Nintendo%20DS

TAMWORTH-LAND

hiya, sorry this is well well late, but as a bonus feature, i have done two posts. one mini one, regarding this horrible fucking weird in-bred place i went to called tamworth. and another, more than full length entry about the usual bullshit, just underneath called late-land.

first things first, look at how tasty this shit looks? oranges, raspberry, lime, lemon, grapes or blackcurrants. i found this on my way to tamworth and thought, this is gonna be a wicked day.

there were really weird murals everywhere there, and it was dead local. everyone was stairing at us, and they knew we werent from round that way.

in the middle of the town centre, there was a bloke who had a market stall fully devoted to selling gollywog stuff. dolls, watches, lighters and mugs and that.
this is one of the murals. this is tamworth football team. on the side: a fucking grey blob, a monkey, pucca love, a goal keeper, who raps and dj's whilst he is on the pitch, he just brings his decks on with him, other weird little tag masters, and a breakdancing winnie the pooh.

another little racist undertone: the monkey with the burberry hat.

my phone battery ran out, but on my mates camera i got a photo of this other guy, wearing the best shit ever. ill put it up when i get it.

however, i did see one wicked thing. this skate park was under a road, in the arches of a bridge. and inbetween the concrete slabs about 20 feet up, people had thrown litterally 100's of pop bottles, and got them stuck. some of them had really old labels, and the dregs of the pepsi that was in the bottle before had turned green.

thats it, fuck tamworth, you weird bastards.

LATE-LAND

PART FUCKING TWO, WHAT IVE BEEN DOING AND THAT

i coloured in a couple of pictures on photoshop, and the rest are some drawings from tuesday work.

ive only just realised, ive done this in the coupletely wrong order, the start is the newest stuff ive done, and end is the oldest. ah well.

this is at work, in the freezer, its wicked. on the left at the top, the pipe has a tiny hole in, and when the cold fan stops every 30 minutes or so, a few drips fall from a tiny icicle and fall onto a pill of now frozen drips underneath making a huge ice cock.

all the bit around it are where people have snapped it. if you look inside it, it has loads of rings, like a tree trunk. its been well massiver before, if it gets really big i will get another photo.
check out all the frozen ice drips on the shelfs too.

we went upto vicky park for a BBQ on jr's birthday. i met the most annoying girl ive ever met. it wasnt sammy, or kyle...but thats who you get a photo of instead.

"LOOK OUT FOR ME, IM FUCKING SHOPPING IN ASDA, CAN YOU SEE ME?!?"
bird man.
dont this woman look naked.

ive been trying to explain ths guy to people for a while. when i used to work for subach, he would come in the shop. he is a teacher, and he used to ride a really nice over the top mountain bike, and dress like a teacher. fuck knows whats happened, i think he has gone all mid-life crisisy and started wearing flat caps and riding a tinny old cool bike. look at his cream suit aswell.
quay joe and josh were smoking these nice fags that someone brought back from india. lets look at the facts.

*you get 30 for 80 pence.

*they are made with a dry leaf instead of a rizla.

*they have pink cotton tied around the bottom of them.

*pizza king.

are you having a football?

it was sportsday down school field, and the kids are shit and small. the wind was fucking mental, as aaron is showing you by really having to try hard to stop a sheet of paper blowing.

me and dave collected all the trollies, that good innit!!!
all day at work the other week there was a massiev crane sorting the roof of the next warehouse. it was fucking huge.

i went the the cricket with sammy and my mum and dad, and i had a fuck off ice cream.

shopping for cards is always one of my favourite things to do. i dont begrudge paying about 4 pounds, because its like a day out innit. one of my favourite things in the world is talking cards. really crap impressions of people. when you open this one up, it goes "dad, you are king for a day"... fucking hell
on the other hand, one of my worst things is shit customer service, i hate boots people. the woman behind the till makes eye contact, and instead of asking you over, she still presses the "checkout number 3 please" button. you slags, fucking smile.

my big boy dinner.

WASTEMEN OF THE WEEK - pendulum

stop making slam over and over again, it was shit enough the first time. you all look like keiran gurney, cyber goths, and like aaron said, you are the drum and bass for people who dont like drum and bass. stop making songs, NOW!

thats it mate, ill see you in a week or so.