Tuesday 16 December 2008

SWEATY-LAND

i got an A yesterday. im in the library at uni now still having to do it from here, because my computer is fucking wrecked. im backing up files this week, back to factory settings you fuckeer. so i came up to the library and i forgot my nus card to scan through, so i started signing in and this old boy was hating it. then he was asking me questions, he was like whats your p number? so i gave him it, he tapped it into the computer, asked me if i had any i.d, i obviously didnt because i had forgot my wallet, he just couldnt get this. now i know for fact that it brings up your full name and d.o.b on the screen, but that wasnt enough. i was like is there no way i can get in? and he was like no. i said to him that its a university, im here to study, i need to study and that by him not letting me in, he is hindering the very point of there being a student library. he was like "not my problem". fuck off. i just borrowed valenas card from class and walked straight past the goggle eyed cunt. watch him come up behind me and read all this shit.ok, so birdman was feeding all the birds. we (the uni crewdem and billy, kyle and jamie) went to soar point to get a bite to eat and that, it was shite by the way. while we were at it, we were watching the music videos and listening. then this next guy walks in, doesnt even buy a drink yet, and just starts fucking all that shit up, press alot on the jukebox, and look at what came on the screen.later, we went back to mine and me and kyle had a contest to see who could hide a banana deeper in there mouths (NO HOMO) kyle bit it off.even later that day, i went round to miller, cooper and dans flat about fubar on narbs. there was bare crew chilling, and we were just watching heroes and talking about lost and that. there was about 5 or 6 macbooks in the room.at about 2, me, chris and dan went down to the green kebab shop on the corner of narbs, near hinkley road. it was wicked. when they were like kebab yeah?? i was like not really feeling, but this was some next style. they make all the pitta and that from fresh, and cook the chicken and that over a charcoal fire. they put in some next special mayonaisse too. we played pro evo... i got a tanning, left at about 3.30am. next to the lift, they have this weird room, and this is what you can see through the door, its dead odd. i reckon you sit in the nice brown chair, and it sucks your brains out through your head using the big pipe. there is loads of warning signs and shit.wicked man in town. i finally met up with darryl to talk music. we are gonna make a mixtape together, using his beats and singing and my emceeing. we went down to this studio inside an old church hall. there was loads of really nice music stuff in there.this chucheebooy was in the studio we wanted to use, so we just sat and chatted about or ideas and shit, but it really come together man, we pure had the same idea. there was a really nice xylophone. i took some beats away to get used to, and just to listen to. we were talking about doing a show on staurday night too.friday night, and dene was back from the army. i met him and billy a bit later in yates, now i got well stuck into that bottle of sambuca at mine, and it was the beggining of a bit night. dave was in yates with his mates, so i got a flick of the coming together of my worlds. he recognised billy off here. L-R billy, dene, some little blonde girl who dave said had just had a baby so she got drunk well fast, sam barclay from school, coley, batu, and dave from work. shortly after this photo was taken, billy crashed out big style and dene put him in a taxi and just gave the driver £20 ( i know!) and said just take him home. we sent a couple of texts about, and went to meet jr and aaron in polar. dene got a round in, we downed em and went on to sophbeck.remember the badges in wardrobe?a bit after this dene ducked out, so then there was three. he had got a fair few drinks in, and we were all well well on the way. one of them ones where we were the first people in there, and when we looked around the corner it was rambo'd. i was so so fucked, we were just drinking bare. after a bit of dancing, i was sick all over the dancefloor, really really hard sick. aaron and jr was pissing themselves. we had some more drinks, and left at about 5.it was raining and freezing on the way home, we went into cyprus kebab house for some spicy potatoes, but they didnt have any. so we stayed in for a minute to warm up then trecked on. ive got a message in my sent messages to aaron i sent when i got in saying "ive just got in bed, its fucking wicked. see you tommorow mate". i havent been so drunk in years.when i got up late for work a couple of hours later, i was still so fucked. i biked up there and had a bare good day actually. someone had wrote BIN on the bin just incase you didnt know or something. this proper made me laugh trying to think what the person thought who wrote it.L-R vinny, me, keiran, dave, haydn and nathan. you can like up two psp's with one game of tekken so we had a little tournament didnt we. i held the title for a bit, until i met vinny, he gave me a whooping. then keiran banged him! then my battery went.saturday night, me and darryl met at the shed for the show we discussed, it went so unbelievably well. he has djing and signing some of the vocals on his own beats, and i was mcing and hyping the crowd. proper party vibes and we were both mad happy and buzzing off it after, check the sweat! the first of many hopefully. i was meant to go on and host this night at sophbeck whilst cooper dj'ed. kyle miller couldnt get hold of a mic on the night, so it didnt go ahead, i mooched about for a bit, then went bed, i didnt get much sleep at all this weekend.round the corner from uni these little roadsweep guys skive with the windows of the cabins facing each other so they can chat. they get the tea on in flasks, and have a read of the papers. just behind the two blokes in the background is a bollard, so cars cannot fit through, but these little vehicals can. through the arch above the bollard there is a dead end of the road, so its not like any bosses cars are going to come up and catch them at it. its really clever and nice innit?x factor is done. i sort of made myself a promise last time big brother was on to not put any of them as wasteman of the week, because 1) they are all twats, its a given, and 2) they were not in the public eye before they got on the show, but i feel i need to comment on this, did you watch x factor? alexander won (she looks so like bashy, see below) and she is just trying to be beyonce, all the actions and shit she does, the whole fan in the long wavy hair and that, and to see them next to each other was like a parody of beyonce, twaat. check out eghonasjk's song. the camera work and his face and everything from 1.37 to 1.43 looks well funny, like he has just won everything.

WASTEMAN OF THE WEEK - LOUIE WALSH
im not sure if he has been it before come to think about it? his little frog head, turtle neck arsehole face winds me up double. shit jokes and that. talking about JLS ages ago he said "your like fed-ex, you always deliver" which is stupidly shit anyway...like something off the internet about 5 years ago, but he wasnt happy with just saying it once, this week he fucked it up. he goes "you always deliver, like fed ex!" it was so dumb. im so glad its all finished, i dont have to listen to him saying 'guys' anymore. thats it all boy, ill probably put some drawings up soon sign the guestbook by clicking the link at the bottom of the page, or the big buttons just a bit down, saaafe

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