Wednesday, 21 January 2009

Gerdalf-LAND

oh who are you Gerdalf? with your wonderfully short comment? its been a good week, on a fucking budget, im skint as fuck! but a good one none the less.

earlier, we thought about this flick from the other night when we went to redeemer @ rack and roll, there was a bloke walking about talking pictures innit.
look at this little wasteman product we sell at work. innit shit? the type of shit you have to compromise yourself with when on holiday. the irony of it is, as i look at the little prick and think that he is a little prick, the picture is probably that old that he is about 30 now.
billy came round the other day and was well drunk from his uncle taking him pub all day, and just crashed out whilst i sorted my room and listened to some music. it was cvooollvvveh.we met ky, and walked through the freezing cold and rain to go and see dj format at leicester uni. the tickets were 7 pounds each, and billy shelled out for them all. when we got there, there was 14 people, and it was the most deadest thing ever. unreal. we stayed for about 30 minutes talking about what a fall from grace it is to be playing bullshit like this and nobody fucking turning up when it has been flyered to fuck, it must be such a wounder...kyles like "FUCK OFF MATE, THAT WAY MORE LIKE!" we left, and went home, and i got in in time for match of the day.i dont know wether i said, but im walking to work for the time being. ive not got the money to get my bike fixed, and im quite liking it to be honest. i seen this guy, who didnt seem to have any bottom half garments of any kind on. it was too freezing.me making dave some nice little hats at work. you having that? i know it looks like a futuristic new era hat with ear flaps, but believe it or not, the top one is just a box. I KNOWlittle cup.football on sunday was fucking epic. the most fun i have had in a very very long time. are you stupid? we went down, (me, dave from work, aaron, billy, jamie jones, george, max and blake) and started kicking it about, and we got offered a match from these other lads. it was really really good to just play against some new people, they ended up beating us 7-10 in a first to 10 match, but it was still wickedlanding, as shown in the W by george.how nice ay? of all the shit they could have wrote or drawn, they went for a smiler.oh snap! so did billys happy bag. billy is so happy with it, look at the gays...i mean gaze. (sozzzzz_)this was stuck to the wall under fosse road bridge at about head height.i dont know why, but earlier as i walked up to cross the lights on narbs, i was fixated by this women, she looked so fucking cool, like she could tell you some wicked stories about when she was working as a special agent for the government. she had a real crazy persona, it was dead odd. when she set off to cross the road, she walked faster than me, and swung her arms wildly.THATS DEM DEM DEM. we met up out of hofs work and mooched down to kyles. boy, was that a trip back from town to remember! first, kyle asked why is the logo for the "NATIONWIDE CRASH REPAIR CENTRES" a crab? they are not usually crashing are they? (see; i told you this was fucking good!)then we fucked about in a carpet warehouse. they sold beds too and we lay down on them for a bit. we spoke about how good it was coming to this shit when you were little, and how big everything seemed. we played hide and seek a little bit. it looked like the most boring, boring place to work you know, they was just us, four staff (with not a word of conversation from the moment we walked in until the moment we left) and a really quiet radio. fucking shit.at kyles, me and hof watched the weirdest episode of weakest link we have ever seen. kyle was having a bath and it was just mental. im going to be honest with you, i havent watched it in a very long time, but it just seems to have become a parody of itself. like ann robinson was talking to this women about her hometown swindon, slagging it off and the contestant goes "its not as bad as everyone makes out" and ann replied "its worse than everyone makes out." we were in stitches. there were just a bunch of strange contestants. pricks mainly.we went asda and got the most cheap, economy munch you have ever seen. you didnt know about 28p smart price potato salad? you didnt know about 21p hot curry flavour smart price snack noodle? HEAD FOR THE FUCKING DOOR THEN YOU DIIIICKHEAD.

WASTEMAN OF THE WEEK - CONFUSED DOT CUNT

http://www.tellyads.com/show_movie.php?filename=TA8095 ...heres a link to watch the advert. the top of most peoples crisis list at the minute has got to be credit crunch, but for me its the fact that the people at confused dot com think that this badger best represents and appeals to our youth demographic (AH SKINSSS NEW SERIES YEAAAAH?) fucking dickhead. the old adverts were ridiculous, with the big dumb cardboard cut outs, but id take them back any day over seeing this fucking div draw a gay little smiley face on his hand 50 times a day. they were "soooo much better" your confused, you fucking mincer.

thats me, its quarter to 3 in the morning, and ive got work at 9. this fucking blog is starting to take over my life.

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1 comment:

Sam Taylor - blog. said...

I completely agree about the Confused.com wasteman. Fuck that emo. What the fuck is he confused about? Gay bastard