GRIME/FOOD/PEOPLE-LAND

yooooo, slightly more than a weeks worth in this weekly post, but dont worry, ive been posting other bits to keep you busy. here are the things that have been happening.



went to peri peri, i think it was last friday night. it was busy as shit, all the tables were messy, then we realised... the top boy who works there was absent. no wonder. the place was falling apart with out him. when we got our food, i had no chips and my pitta was burnt. max didnt even get his food until about 40 minutes after me and jamie got served.



we went back to mine and watched a couple of grime dvds that jamie had got off ebay. we watched risky roadz 2 and practice hours. there were some good bits, good fun.



seen this guy in work on saturday evening. we went out for a meal with work, remember i said one of the bosses was leaving? well this was his leaving doo. it was good fun, we went to the real china, in the highcross. it was pretty good, really nice food. my boss was steaming, and he confronted me about making music, saying he had heard through the gravevine that im the "top ranking hipster at booker". i was so so embarrassed.



me, sasi and zac just chilling.



valena come down last week from sunday to friday. we were chilling loads. on monday she made us bangers and mash with home made gravy. dont watch the colour the gravy looks in this picture, the dinner was DEEEEEEP IN THE HEAAAAAD.



bradley andrews has been running around again scratching his initials into watermelons. tut.

some shit in a charity shop.

some shit on the back of a guys top.

some shit in the metro. im sure lucy furr will grow up and realise just how embarrassing being a goth is. people call her it because it is a diss in itself, and that split second of absent thought forgets that they (goths as a demographic) wont understand its embarrassing. ive just had a look on facebook for her, but i couldnt find anything. a couple of private profiles under her name, thats it.

remember me talking about tim who i worked with and how much good fun he was? remember me using the word 'worked' in the sentence before this one? thats right, tim left too. its a real shame, he was a nice guy.

when valena was down we went to the cinema with dave and his bird laura. it was a wednesday and there was a hypeeeeeeeeeeeee queue because there are a few good films on at the minute. i think mainly it was toy story hype. we went to see get him to the greek. it was ok, funny in places. i still think old russey boy is a wasteman.

got a nice little bargain from the co op, 3 smoothies reduced from £1.00 to 10p. niiiice one

work was dead saturday. at one point there were no customers in. look at the car park. look at it. dead. dead fam.

more grime dvds on saturday night with jamie. good fun. we watched jammers birthday set, filmed from inside deja vu in 2003 or something, and aim high 2. good watching if you are into that sort of thing.

there was a really crispy dead frog on the grass at football on sunday.

jimlad and jamie played in a team up goals yesterday. its some league thing and they lost 5-4. it was a good match, me, george and max went to watch.

seen this hench guy and had to get a picture. do you think thats real? or you think its that really bad for you injection shit you can get?

mandatory sunday night peri peri pursued. the aforementioned top boy was there calling us lot the 'best customers' and re sighting our standard orders to us. these are the finer things in life.

went into town today for a spot of lunch. outside the highcross there was this little hole in the floor pumping gallons and gallons of water out into the street. we were in town for about 3 hours and on our way out it was still going strong.

what the fuck is he thinking. for himself? for the ladies? either way, there is no excuse.

this guy was there again. i dont know whether i like him or not. i suppose he is happy with himself, and he isnt really hurting anyone, but its a lot of effort every single day innit? look at this cart with all his stuff on. fuuuuucking hell.

its fine to wear a bob marley tracksuit now i think. a t-shirt just wont do it, traaaaas me.

you know the new (but still shit) iphone with the flatter edge? on sale in cex for £650 boys. who is gonna splash that sort of money when you can get a contract one for free? cex need to get their business plan together. imagine someone reading this and going "fucking hell!" and running out to get it. thats thirty two £20 notes and a tenner.

casino has closed down now too. i think it was two days ago. me and max were discussing a possible gap in the market, and are considering opening a skate shop. bradley was peering through the window with me as i took this picture. he said "ah, so there is still a phone and that in there... and some shoes..." bradley pointed down at our reflection and said "oh no, they are ours." loooooool good one innit.

for lunch we went to peiro's on loseby lane with john, brad, jamie and max. it was nice, i had a little chicken tikka panini, it wasnt so good. to make up for it though i had a slice of chocolate cheesecake. it was fucking unreal. cheesecake is the best thing you can eat i think, ive worked it out. gone around tasting alot of things for 21 years and thats it.

max had a cheeseburger. for lunch. not at mcdonalds. or after a night out. or at halftime at the football. or at a bbq. or at tinsletown. /nodiss.

should i buy this? support the team innit.

i know your kid is a little rotund fat little obese twat but dont fucking dress him a tshirt that is not dissimilar to a high vis. BEEP BEEP BEEP WIDE LOAD. why are so many kids fat these days? play football or run around in the park. quick enough so all the peado's dont get you.

and i thought i would end with this.

i hope you have enjoyed reading, ill post up some drawings tomorrow. cheers!

YOUR TUBE

right, lets do this properly.

its a little bit old news now if you are a pure internet guy, but this video come around of this girl (11 years) pure swearing and being an annoying little twat. it goes on for about 6 minutes of her being well silly and then ends.

this is that video. ^

after this, some guys on an internet forum called 4chan, notorious for an extreme over the top sense of humour, got hold of the clip, and cropped it, voiced it over, basically just took the piss out of her. they reduced her, and her father to this:




and obviously with this video response, they have just played into the hands of people lurking on the internet looking to make jokes out of stuff. there have been a bunch of remakes and edits, but i really liked this one.

the mother of the child had an interview after all of this happened, and its a pretty funny read. you can tell she clearly thinks her daughter is a little angel. not some foul mouthed little tramp child who shouldn't be dwelling on the internet.

CLICK HERE to read the interview.

this is definitely one of my favourite videos on youtube. i love this. i love grime. this was when kano, who used to be a key player in the grime scene, came back to grime from a couple of years in the mainstream. the guy in the white hat is 'ghetto', sort of a fan favourite of the grime scene. he is very well respected and everyone gets that he loves grime. he is not going to get up and leave the scene if he is making money or not. skepta is the guy in the red t-shirt.

in this video, its from kano's first grime set since he come back on logan sama's kiss 100 show. ghetto is buzzing off the fact that kano is back, and clearly still sharp. the best bit is around 3.30 where ghetto starts pure going sick while kano is mcing. look to the end of the video too, kano and ghetto are relaying each others old lyrics.

aaron shown me this the other day too. some one has taken a part of star wars, and dubbed it over with brick top's voice, from snatch. some really funny bits in it.


thats all for youtube. it just seemed a bit excessive to post these with all the photos i found from yesterday. ill do a weekly post tomorrow. saaaaaaaafe

GOOD INNIT 013

no youtube, ill bring that tomorrow. just pictures that ive liked recently.

saw this on the liverpool website. how much make-up and hair products has torres got on? loooooool. and they put him next to kuyt to emphasise it.




speaking of hair doo's...

lindsay's life is a mess now innit? something really satisfying about seeing her face in bits.

seen this carried thing too. hotdogs round the side, burgers as a topping. it looks pretty good, like a couple of slices would sort you out.

i come across this stuff too, called fluff. its a marshmallow spread, you know kind of like the centre of snowballs? its that in a jar. i bought two jars off the internet last night, so ill do a live review when they come. (should be next week).

it comes in raspberry and strawberry flavour too, but i heard not to really watch them.

kyle getting together a little collection at a house party. i feel this feature doesn't have a lot of legs, i dont have many good old photos. might have to start jamming on myspace and saving some pictures.

WASTEMAN OF THE WEEK - JAMES CORDON

fuck this fat twat now, he had has chance innit.

i used to not mind him, in moderation. but now he is just everywhere, all the time. you cannot escape his flabby, jowly face. think of him doing our world cup song with dizzee rascal. think of the message that sends out to the world of our people. he is not really an ambassador is he? this young, fat chippy chap who disrespects sir patrick stewart. fuck off, and stick to your little slot on bbc 3 where you are available to people who want to know about you, and your loud brand of comedy, stop gatecrashing everything.

ill post some good youtube videos ive been watching soon too, thank you for reading.

SOME NEW DRAWINGS*

hello, here are some new drawings. im having real trouble drawing recently, i just feel really uninspired about it, and cant help but draw the same things over and over again.

valena drew this one ^

when i look at it, imagine that he is so so poor, but content with it. he doesn't know any better.

imagine, like word got back to god that door to door bible bashers are not really getting the message across, and he finds out they are being taken as a bit of a joke. so god hires some muscle. a fucking hench nice guy to come door to door.

so when he is like "have you heard the word of god?" and people are like "sorry mate, im not interested, bye" and go to shut the door in his face, he uses his huge arm to force it back open against your will and steps inside smiling and saying something like "the bible really is a great read you know..." with a really sinister tone in his voice.

i drew this yesterday quink ink and fine-liner.

thanks for looking, ill do a GOOD INNIT soon.

WATERMELON

Civil rights activist Petey Greene's Washington DC television program in the Spring of 1982, Greene explains how to eat watermelon.

IVE BEEN GOING PERI PERI FAR TOO MUCH

thats it really, about mid week i was looking through the pictures i had got and almost half of them were from peri peri. i noticed at one point i went 7 times in 8 days.



this was one of those times. i told dave from work that the legendary boss steve williams is leaving our branch of booker after decades of service. he has been their since he was 16 on a youth training scheme, and now he is about mid fourties. dave understood the sadness in everybodies hearts.






you know that weird book shop on narbs where they sell all the strange books? well this was in the window. whats that saying about putting something in the window? this was what they had put in the window. the best in store.




mascherano is the best looking man walking the earth.





i went to peri peri with max mid week. that was when it was really hot, and we saw this guy wearing a coat and jumper with jeans and a woolly hat. max ridiculed me for taking a picture of him, but then we agreed the woolly hat isnt essential. he would not be naked with out it, therefore its not needed.

seen this old vimto. when i was a kid i always thought it was called 'vimpto' and if you listen carefully, next time i say it, i still say that because its so deep into my head.

you know that shit, lazy cash point at the barclays bank on narborough road? i fucking hate this, lack-lustre style of not really giving you your money. so annoying.

peri peri again after football on sunday.

jamie got these strips which look a bit like a breast just chopped up, but really really good.

the world cup final was happening in other main events. of course, in the sweepstakes, jimlad got holland, and george got spain, so it was them two head to head. i embedded the video of the draw below.

obviously spain and consequently george won, and that cued a shit end to a shit world cup.

me and john picked up fifa world cup 2002 again to finish what we never really ended last week. it was a really dramatic affair, and i won 1-0 after extra time with a fucking ridiculously good goal. we then played fifa 2004 and both won a game each. im guessing we will settle it again soon.

also, i bought fifa 98 with the indoor five a side option on from amazon dead cheap this week.

this funny little sticker was on some cash point.

i went to the post office with ben too. i fucking hate post offices. always really warm and they put you in a bad mood because you have to queue up for ages really quietly. its like a hot, essential library. i fucking haaate it. upon entry, instant connotations of being a annoyed little kid in there with my mum attending to some important adult shite.

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have you seen what they have done to the sun? yes, the sun that belongs to the working class man of britian. yes, the sun that lies happily on the dashboard of white ronnie vans everywhere.

they have got rid of striker (the long time running football based comic strip) and replaced it with some fucking vampire bollocks, giving in to the current rise of the goths, twilight trend.

the sun that happened to be on our table when i met ben for breakfast tuesday morning. fucking absolute shit. who thought that one up?

and i wish mcdonalds would fuck off too. stop saying you are doing a 'limited edition' range of different burgers, and then just putting out a fancy cheeseburger and a chicken and bacon burger. you are not fooling anyone, we (as the people) are onto it, and would appreciate just a little bit more effort.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAN! it was dans 21st birthday this week too. i few of the lads come over the night before and we were just chilling up til late watching a film.

the night wore on, the film seemed to go on forever, and we ordered tj's. dan got some burger that was four burgers in one, with enough cheese, mayonnaise and ketchup to top 10 burgers. dan is too strong, too much of a man to believe in heart attacks.

katie, dans bird made little birthday cakes too. i had the one with the pink spots at about 8o'clock if the tin were a clock face.

sky aren't really pulling out all the stops for their newspaper ads, like on their HD adverts. the best dream team they could assemble was brown, bale, given and owen. not so much...

darryl got wet walking to work the other day too. its been pissing it down loads recently innit? we are working on a new boy kid cloud mixtape, like the old one 'whats it all about?'

also, with some compromised quality in places, here is a compilation of fifa goals ive had saved on my phone for a while. pick your favourite.

cheers for reading, ill put some drawings on soon!

BRAUNSTONE CARNIVAL PERFORMANCE

heeeeeeey, here are the videos from my set at the braunstone carnival. big cheers to callun for filming it all, i hope you enjoy if you watch.