MAINLY-FOOD-LAND

hello again. its been so hot recently. in work at the weekend it was 37 degrees, it was fucking horrible. i stroke of genuis, that although denying it, im sure kyle had something to do with a few years ago.

this tree is being cut down, how gay is that? its the massive one at church that hangs down and shit. it really got to me, from when i was so young i remember playing in this tree and now its got nothing! how shite!
on the other hand, ive been eating some nice subways with sammy. i watched that programme tonight about how shit they are for you, fuck it...it made me want one.
after my driving lesson on friday, i went to get a key cut for my new from door lock and had a nice cob at the cob shop. read the paper, little ribena on the go...it was dead good.

on satruday night, my mum and dad had a bit of a get together and a BBQ to celebrate 28 years of being married.

ha ha ha ha gutted, i dont care if its a really ncie car and its you enitials.

from asda, my mum got a wicked bunch of banananas.
when i went to fosse park, i seen this girl who had tucked her jeans into her sandals, you can only just see it here, but you get the idea. what a dick!
ive been gambling a bit with sammy recently, i won ten pounds on guessing the right evictee on friday nights big brother, so i offered her a double or quits. at the bus stop, there was a cinema ticket face down, she better hancock, and i went for mama mia (thinking everyone is fucking bumming that shit right now) and guess what? i was right again! ha ha so im 20 pounds up for nothing.
buses have gone up to £2.00's upto asda. what a fucking pisstake. they should be ran by the council, not individual companies, then they would stay relatively low.

WASTEMAN & GASH OF THE WEEEK - The Ting tings.

ive had this little nugget of hate saved in my drafts for a little while now, waiting for the right time to express my utter disbelief. mainly the bitch of the two, as she fucks me off, and wears stupid hats and is a girl singer in a band, i wish she would just fuck off...but the gorkey bloke too.

i heard a few wrong people saying this girl is fit, she is a right fucking minger. the reason for the name "the ting tings" is that she used to work with a girl called ting ting. so fucking what? i used to work with a lad called lewis. you know, get over it.

there whole thing is that there is only two of them, but what about on the songs where there is a bass guitar, an extra female vocal and an extra guitar. just becasue live the people who fill these slots wear black and stand back in the shadows of the stage, that doesnt mean they are not part of the music too.

i didnt think there could be a more annoying song than thats not my name, then shut up and let me go comes along and i nearly die.

thats it really, a bit short, i know, but i aint been upto much! ill draw some pictures tommorow at work. seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeya