Thursday, 29 March 2012


WOI! so its officially gonna be winter next week. i had a theory regarding the weather. of recent years the hot spells (and snow) seem to be coming a month earlier each time. i thought maybe someone fucked up, made a mistake and there is only 11 months in a year. you having that?

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well we go in with a rant. another rant regarding mcdonalds. remember last week that rumour went around Facebook that mcdonalds was not serving to under 18 year olds as a gesture to combat child obesity? people were making claims they were ID'ing people in mcdonalds restaurants and posting around this super dubious little pixelated image of a sign on a door of a mcdonalds.

this made my fucking blood boil with the amount of people asking if it was real. It always shocks me how thick people are. people who i know and talk to in the real world. how can you even conceive that it might be true? Ok so mcdonalds, one of the biggest companies in the world, arguably the biggest food brand in the world dramatically change there policy and business ethic and plan, and also agree that their food causes child obesity, and by pure chance they didn't think to mention it to anyone, advertise it or make it publicly known. not even on their own website. fucking idiot spacker mongoloids. seriously, how stupid do you have to be to even for a second think that might have been true?

even worse than that, people i know were claiming that they themselves had been ID'd, adding fuel to the fire. what a pathetic lie to tell. why would you? just for attention? thick, thick little cretinous spags.

this is me in mcdonalds, not impressed with an under 18 year old eating against company policy.

this was at leicester train station. i thought it looked very nice indeed.

this is shower. i love milkshake so much, i want to have a cheesecake flavour milkshake. ill drink it and scream THIS IS LIFE

me and bradders were on a train to london, and the winner in the Jimlad look alike contest was also commuting. 

bradley got a new hat. i just quickly took this photo because it made me laugh, but looking at it now the lighting is really nice in it. if it was so ridiculous and stupid i could try and pass it off as a genuine arty-farty photograph. i bet if bradley was a half naked girl with tattoos this could get dumb reposts on tumblr. looooool #TrivialPointlessBullshit

this little king of the world was doing whatever he wanting in the shopping centre.

after a few metres he would lose balance and his skateboard would fly out in front of him, inevitably into someones legs or path. this didn't seem to bother his dad.

this cover is so appealing isn't it? it made me think of miami vice. it made me think of GTA vice city. driving music. before i downloaded it i listened to a trailer for it on youtube. check it out below.

i know. what was i thinking? jokes on me, its more generic ministry of sound shit.

i love this whole campaign. from the swanky, funny tv visuals to the painting like these, i think it's really fantastically stylish.

went for a piss on the way to the club round a corner (in landan), and there was a mobile CT scanning unit from leicester. BZZZZZZ PSHHHOOOOW (they are futuristic gun sounds.)

it was skeng season. this looks like a screen cap from a youtube freestyle video.


i met rikodan inside the dance. riko is one of the most unique members of roll deep, and an old school grime veteran incase you don't know. real shower guy

this made me laugh. it was in the toilets of the club we were in. is being drunk classed as feeling unwell?

brad, max and den (max's flatmate) were the team partners for the night.

naturally, as in recent weeks max and logan sama had a chat. did you know as an accompaniment to their friendship on twitter and past face to face conversations they have been talking on Skype (typing, not a battyman chatting ting) for like 2 hours at a time bare nights? its happened. max has finally become good friends with logan sama.

we were at the Butterz vs Harddrive 2nd birthday party at cable. the line up was a fantastic selection on dj's, most of who are on the Butterz label. JME did a PA and shut down the whole club.

for his finale, he performed his recent release '96 fuckries' from inside the crowd. here is a video of it, look out for me, max and bradley.

after the dance we went and got chicken. i fully got fucked over. ended up paying £3 for a chicken burger and chips, when the meal i asked for was £2.50. the same burger and chips that cost me £3 but with a drink as well. it was mental. i paid 50p extra to have my drink taken off my order.

it tasted shit too. you take maryland as a lowest common denominator for granted in leicester, don't you think? the burger was grey and crunchy.

obviously, don't watch the sunglasses, don't hype. don't ramp.

this magazine was on the side in the mile end nandos. labyrinth produced a couple of tinie tempah tunes and has had a couple of shite solo singles, and that qualifies him to be michael jacksons son, and heir to the throne. fantastic bullshitting by this swag publication.

don't watch the bruce lee mural on the side of the kebab house. WOOOOIIII

max is pissed off at those barclays bikes round london. he described them as 'justified littering.' i bet if they were HSBC he wouldn't fucking shut up about them.

i thought the cloudy lemonade one looked really refreshing and nice. I'm a big fan of these anyway, but i will never buy 500ml's of water. I'm sure fellow men know that this is a pointless measure and disappears in seconds. until they start making 1.5ltr bottles of this like with the main flavours i will not be purchasing.

isn't this post like a bradley fancy dress special edition or something? I feel kind of bad if you don't know him, i suppose it is irrelevant content and you won't really understand it. my favourite thing though is the people who read wicked-land, and know the main characters from it. bradley has been stopped a few times and asked if he is 'Bradley from wicked-land.' I'm all about that.

we went for lunch at the slug and lettuce (needless to say this was on monday) and on the screen it had a reminder at the top: 'over 18: 26th March 1994'

that was such a horrible shock. it made me feel old. i remember 1994. very vaguely but i remember that it existed and bits of the world cup. thats fucking horrible isn't it? we will all be dead and forgotten relatively soon in the fullness of time.

got this little guy jamming on my desk at the minute. i drew him with a bic fine biro, and it is one of my favourite drawings i have done in so long. it was a doodle whilst i was on the phone.

photoshop went mental momentarily. 

i can't stop buzzing over the delicious pasta them guys do. they have started switching it up, remixing everything. portion size; now they do a large version (pictured) for £3.50. Sauce: my man gave me half chilli sauce, half mint sauce. ingredients; he put in some freshly chopped chilli and some jalapeƱos. i sat and ate this at town half square yesterday, it was the middle of the day and the sun was so hot. i felt very happy.

this was the snack selection yesterday. Tom Brewin mentioned this chocolate philadelphia on twitter and said it was going cheap at the co-op. I've been meaning to cop some for a while, so i headed round. John described it as 'spreadable cheesecake'. Tom said 'nutella for your fridge'. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG i started switching. I needed to have it haha

it was so perfect when i opened it. i can't recommend this highly enough. if you have no shame in going into a nutella jar with a spoon and like cheesecake then get involved. it tastes like those cadbury corner chocolate yoghurts where you get the bits of flake or buttons in them. seriously sensational stuff.

well i hope you enjoyed reading. I had a really nice response through texts, inbox messages, tweets and Facebook likes and comments regarding my recent post about our awful time in mcdonalds upon arriving in london. thank you all very much for reading it and i hope you enjoyed this post as much.

now fuck off you drippy little geeks, get away from behind your computer or laptop and get out in the sun.

1 comment:

matthew goy said...

enjoyed your post was nice reading what youve been up to :) from time to time i normally read your blog so good stuff on there =]